Geriatric Gang bang in Connecticut. 5 dudes 1 chick....

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2019/08/21/senior-citizens-connecticut-sex-public/

Six Connecticut senior citizens — five men and one woman — have been arrested for lewd behavior in a park for allegedly having sex in public, reports say.

The six seniors ranging in age from 62 to 85 were arrested in Fairfield, Connecticut, after being witnessed engaging in a wild sex romp, according to ABC affiliate WVIT.

[kutulu 1,545]

AADP members?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

6 dentures 1 cup?

[Fireballer 2,381]

Yall ever hear stories of the place in Florida?  Its called the Villages I think.  Apperently its a big complex of retired folks and they have big orgies and spread STDs. I cant wait.

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

3 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Yall ever hear stories of the place in Florida?  Its called the Villages I think.  Apperently its a big complex of retired folks and they have big orgies and spread STDs. I cant wait.

I live about 40 minutes from the Villages, it’s a weird place. All of Lake County is strange. 

[Gladiators 1,904]

18 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Yall ever hear stories of the place in Florida?  Its called the Villages I think.  Apperently its a big complex of retired folks and they have big orgies and spread STDs. I cant wait.

I can't wait till retirement.

[Fireballer 2,381]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/likethebreadorthedressing/seven-days-and-nights-in-the-worlds-largest-rowdiest-retirem

 

The sexual habits of The Villages' inhabitants have become the primary lens for the way that just about every media outlet covers The Villages. Maybe it’s the only sane and easy way to deal with our most potent of our fears — aging, decline, impotency, death. The idea of olds grosses us all out, but why is it so surprising? This place is inhabited by people who feel strongly that they’re not beholden to anybody.

A waitress tells me about key parties at an Italian restaurant on Sumter Landing: “Golf cart keys get put in a fishbowl in the middle of the table, wives wait in the parking lot for their mystery dates." I'm told about a prostitution ring that has recently been broken up. Orgies are said to be a regular occurrence. I am warned about women prowling around bars indiscriminately offering oral sex. There is reportedly a black market for Viagra. One of Bob’s buddies confesses to watching a couple in a golf cart on a dead-end street. I'm told that sticking a loofah on your cart antenna signifies you’re into swinging. So does wearing a crimson button. According to multiple people, wearing gold shoes or letting your shirt tag stick out in the back signals you’re on the prowl. I hear a story about a scorned woman painting "YOU YOU GAVE ME HERPES!" in red letters on her lover’s garage door. Recently, a married 68-year-old woman became a folk hero after getting arrested with a 49-year-old man for having sex in the square at Lake Sumter Landing. The cops brought her to jail and a Villages restaurant named a drink after her — Sex on the Square. It involves whipped cream and a cherry.

One night at Redsauce we watch an early-sixties blonde seduce a mid-thirties male. She sits on his lap, leans backward, strokes his hair, and sucks on his earlobe. He asks for the check. We applaud.

“Go to one of those places and you’ll see gals in there tryin’ ta score a fella," says Patty in a sticky Midwestern accent. "They’re drippin’ in jewels and wearin' full-length furs. You gotta be careful, though. They’re territorial and they’re willing to put out because they figure, ‘Hey, how much longer do I really have?'”

[kutulu 1,545]

Can length?

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

1 minute ago, kutulu said:

Can length?

Her legs go all the way up and her boobs all the way down. 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

8 minutes ago, kutulu said:

Can length?

Bra size = belt size

[kutulu 1,545]

42 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Bra size = belt size

Depends

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Just now, kutulu said:

Depends

Padded bra?

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

13 minutes ago, kutulu said:

Depends

Diapers? 

[Voltaire 4,558]

I wish I didn't open this thread.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

6 hours ago, Voltaire said:

I wish I didn't open this thread.

Found out mom was getting a train ran on her?

[Voltaire 4,558]

33 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Found out mom was getting a train ran on her?

No.

The sex lives of hippies was only interesting when they were young and in their prime. Now that they're old, this stuff is better out of sight out of mind. I'm not even interested in the sex lives of Gen X anymore. 

[Kanil 519]

Saw the title and thought Joneo was making a board appearance.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

They must buy lube by the vat