Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 If you do anything Halloween related that doesn't involve your kids you probably have undiagnosed gay. And you have or would go to a jack and Jill wedding shower. Thank you for weakening the country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted September 17, 2019 We were going to throw a Halloween party, but decided to do a little Oktoberfest instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 17, 2019 If youre single, Halloween is great. It's like skanksgiving. Otherwise, it's for kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted September 17, 2019 Once I made out with a chick on Halloween who was dressed up as Dracula. Face paint and all. Next day she turned out to be hot with all the makeup off. So fvcking glad she didn't turn out to be a guy. Phew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted September 17, 2019 I had to break up a fight one year when I was bartending whilst dressed as a priest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted September 17, 2019 Wtf is a jack and Jill wedding shower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted September 17, 2019 7 hours ago, bandrus1 said: Wtf is a jack and Jill wedding shower Jack and Jill went up a hill both with a buck and quarter. Jill came down with two fifty. Fvcking wh0re. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,457 Posted September 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, bandrus1 said: Wtf is a jack and Jill wedding shower Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some focking candy. Jack eneded up with a diick in his mouf because Jill was actually a Randy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted September 17, 2019 This is turning into a dice routine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted September 17, 2019 Interesting this topic comes up as I just recently had a meeting about expanding my retail fireworks business to also include a 2nd retail holiday being Halloween. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted September 17, 2019 6 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: If youre single, Halloween is great. It's like skanksgiving. Otherwise, it's for kids. This is correct. I've banged a slutty nurse, a slutty cheerleader, and playboy bunny on Halloween when I was single and in my 30's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,542 Posted September 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, nzoner said: Interesting this topic comes up as I just recently had a meeting about expanding my retail fireworks business to also include a 2nd retail holiday being Halloween. We used to blow up all kinds of shitt on Halloween 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, vuduchile said: This is correct. I've banged a slutty nurse, a slutty cheerleader, and playboy bunny on Halloween when I was single and in my 30's. Big Deal. Digby's wife banged a Paratrooper, a Major, a Cancer Doctor and a National Champion Baseball Player. And it wasn't even Halloween. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, kutulu said: We used to blow up all kinds of shitt on Halloween Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Big Deal. Digby's wife banged a Paratrooper, a Major, a Cancer Doctor and a National Champion Baseball Player. And it wasn't even Halloween. And I banged your mom. Good to see the scarring hasn’t healed yet and I’m just living rent free in your head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,593 Posted September 17, 2019 Isn't this thread a month too early? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted September 17, 2019 Mrs. HT has reported that he can be a bit pre-mature. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: Isn't this thread a month too early? Been to CVS lately? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted September 17, 2019 7 hours ago, bandrus1 said: Wtf is a jack and Jill wedding shower HT's specialty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted September 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Been to CVS lately? They carry milk... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted September 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Been to CVS lately? Seriously.. 2nd week of August hey had candy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted September 17, 2019 true story OP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 17, 2019 34 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: Mrs. HT has reported that he can be a bit pre-mature. She’s the queen of his double wide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 17, 2019 Generally I'd agree HT so long as you're talking about decorating your house or something like that. Going to a Halloween party dressed up doesn't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said: Generally I'd agree HT so long as you're talking about decorating your house or something like that. Going to a Halloween party dressed up doesn't count. Dressing up is the gayest part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted September 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Dressing up is the gayest part oh, you're just upset because the times you dressed up like a marine and cop, nobody recognized you. 1 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: oh, you're just upset because the times you dressed up like a marine and cop, nobody recognized you. Rimshot! Speaking of rimshots, when is Newbie due back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted September 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Rimshot! Speaking of rimshots, when is Newbie due back? no idea. I do not have any contact with him. but i do like having him around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Bier Meister said: no idea. I do not have any contact with him. but i do like having him around. Yeah. He's a dik but he's good for the place. Reminds me of someone.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 17, 2019 In San Diego the downtown scene for Halloween is awesome. Used to go out and drink at the bars and watch the sluts in costume all night. Then marriage and friends getting kids happened and that’s all gone now. Prob just go to bed by 10 and watch real housewives episodes now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted September 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Yeah. He's a dik but he's good for the place. Reminds me of someone.... I can be more of an a-hole vs dik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Bier Meister said: I can be more of an a-hole vs dik Nope, not you. I am a very self aware guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,087 Posted September 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: oh, you're just upset because the times you dressed up like a marine and cop, nobody recognized you. Being mistaken for that guy from the village people I am sure is a sore spot for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Bert said: Being mistaken for that guy from the village people I am sure is a sore spot for him. I wanna be a cowboy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, MDC said: Holy try hard. Lol. Did wifey get her Rosie O'Donnell costume? Just needs the wig. Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 17, 2019 If you hate on people enjoying holidays and try to use it as an excuse to make yourself look “tough” then chances are that person is a scrawny little loser who tries to have a tough online persona only to look like a doing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Djgb13 said: If you hate on people enjoying holidays and try to use it as an excuse to make yourself look “tough” then chances are that person is a scrawny little loser who tries to have a tough online persona only to look like a doing it It's a holiday now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
