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If you do anything Halloween related that doesn't involve your kids you probably have undiagnosed gay. And you have or would go to a jack and Jill wedding shower.  Thank you for weakening the country. 

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:lol:

 

We were going to throw a Halloween party, but decided to do a little Oktoberfest instead.

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Once I made out with a chick on Halloween who was dressed up as Dracula. Face paint and all. Next day she turned out to be hot with all the makeup off. So fvcking glad she didn't turn out to be a guy. Phew.  

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I had to break up a fight one year when I was bartending whilst dressed as a priest :D

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7 hours ago, bandrus1 said:

Wtf is a jack and Jill wedding shower

Jack and Jill went up a hill both with a buck and quarter. Jill came down with two fifty. Fvcking wh0re.

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22 minutes ago, bandrus1 said:

Wtf is a jack and Jill wedding shower

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some focking candy. 

Jack eneded up with a diick in his mouf because Jill was actually a Randy. 

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Interesting this topic comes up as I just recently had a meeting about expanding my retail fireworks business to also include a 2nd retail holiday being Halloween.

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6 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

If youre single, Halloween is great. It's like skanksgiving. Otherwise, it's for kids. 

This is correct.  I've banged a slutty nurse, a slutty cheerleader, and playboy bunny on Halloween when I was single and in my 30's. 

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20 minutes ago, nzoner said:

Interesting this topic comes up as I just recently had a meeting about expanding my retail fireworks business to also include a 2nd retail holiday being Halloween.

We used to blow up all kinds of shitt on Halloween :headbanger:

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13 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

This is correct.  I've banged a slutty nurse, a slutty cheerleader, and playboy bunny on Halloween when I was single and in my 30's. 

Big Deal. Digby's wife banged a Paratrooper, a Major, a Cancer Doctor and a National Champion Baseball Player. And it wasn't even Halloween.

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2 minutes ago, kutulu said:

We used to blow up all kinds of shitt on Halloween :headbanger:

:thumbsup:

 

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6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Big Deal. Digby's wife banged a Paratrooper, a Major, a Cancer Doctor and a National Champion Baseball Player. And it wasn't even Halloween.

And I banged your mom. Good to see the scarring hasn’t healed yet and I’m just living rent free in your head 🤣🤣🤣

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Mrs. HT has reported that he can be a bit pre-mature.

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16 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

Isn't this thread a month too early?

 

 

Been to CVS lately? 

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7 hours ago, bandrus1 said:

Wtf is a jack and Jill wedding shower

HT's specialty...

:dunno:

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7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Been to CVS lately? 

They carry milk...

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13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Been to CVS lately? 

Seriously.. 2nd week of August hey had candy

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34 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Mrs. HT has reported that he can be a bit pre-mature.

She’s the queen of his double wide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck 

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Generally I'd agree HT so long as you're talking about decorating your house or something like that.

Going to a Halloween party dressed up doesn't count.

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32 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Generally I'd agree HT so long as you're talking about decorating your house or something like that.

Going to a Halloween party dressed up doesn't count.

Dressing up is the gayest part

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7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Dressing up is the gayest part

 

oh, you're just upset because the times you dressed up like a marine and cop, nobody recognized you.  :D

 

;)

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2 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

 

oh, you're just upset because the times you dressed up like a marine and cop, nobody recognized you.  :D

 

;)

Rimshot! Speaking of rimshots, when is Newbie due back? 

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3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Rimshot! Speaking of rimshots, when is Newbie due back?

no idea. I do not have any contact with him.  but i do like having him around.

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Just now, Bier Meister said:

no idea. I do not have any contact with him.  but i do like having him around.

Yeah. He's a dik but he's good for the place. Reminds me of someone....

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In San Diego the downtown scene for Halloween is awesome. Used to go out and drink at the bars and watch the sluts in costume all night. Then marriage and friends getting kids happened and that’s all gone now. Prob just go to bed by 10 and watch real housewives episodes now.

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11 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Yeah. He's a dik but he's good for the place. Reminds me of someone....

I can be more of an a-hole vs dik

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1 minute ago, Bier Meister said:

I can be more of an a-hole vs dik

Nope, not you. I am a very self aware guy. 

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16 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

 

oh, you're just upset because the times you dressed up like a marine and cop, nobody recognized you.  :D

 

;)

Being mistaken for that guy from the village people I am sure is a sore spot for him.  

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Just now, Bert said:

Being mistaken for that guy from the village people I am sure is a sore spot for him.  

I wanna be a cowboy. 

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Just now, MDC said:

Holy try hard. Lol. 

Did wifey get her Rosie O'Donnell costume? Just needs the wig. Lol. 

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If you hate on people enjoying holidays and try to use it as an excuse to make yourself look “tough” then chances are that person is a scrawny little loser who tries to have a tough online persona only to look like a 🤡 doing it

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Just now, Djgb13 said:

If you hate on people enjoying holidays and try to use it as an excuse to make yourself look “tough” then chances are that person is a scrawny little loser who tries to have a tough online persona only to look like a 🤡 doing it

It's a holiday now? 

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