IGotWorms 3,310 Posted September 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Anyone ever kill one? My guess would be posty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted September 30, 2019 1 hour ago, edjr said: lucky for you there was a rubber involved. Me? I rawdog them (or at least one, we became friends and did yay together, no charge for hanging out, plenty for the yay). yup How's ad1ct doing theses days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,561 Posted September 30, 2019 45 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: How's ad1ct doing theses days? Thank god I didn't take the bait on that line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted September 30, 2019 I hire hookers to perform my most hated household tasks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,561 Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, Mookz said: I hire hookers to perform my most hated household tasks. touching you sexually, I guess would be your wife's answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted September 30, 2019 I don't like the ones that are all uptight and pretend they have are morally good women. Biitch, I am paying you X amount of dollars so I can bust a nut and for you to leave immediately afterwards. What does it matter if I want to wear the mask from scream while I do you from behind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,561 Posted September 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, bostonlager said: I don't like the ones that are all uptight and pretend they have are morally good women. Biitch, I am paying you X amount of dollars so I can bust a nut and for you to leave immediately afterwards. What does it matter if I want to wear the mask from scream while I do you from behind? I never paid them for sex, I paid them so I didn't have to blow lines alone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted September 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, edjr said: I never paid them for sex, I paid them so I didn't have to blow lines alone Give me an eight ball and a strip club and I will come home with 3 biitches for free every single time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,561 Posted September 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, bostonlager said: Give me an eight ball and a strip club and I will come home with 3 biitches for free every single time. I do an 8 ball myself in like 4/5 hours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted September 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, edjr said: I do an 8 ball myself in like 4/5 hours Jesus fock, man!! A gram will last me all damn night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,561 Posted September 30, 2019 32 minutes ago, bostonlager said: Jesus fock, man!! A gram will last me all damn night. have you seen my nose? Think my father was Jimmy Durante Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 30, 2019 I hired strippers for bachelor parties. Since they put out, I guess they would be hookers. I never had a dry spell long enough when I was single to justify it and since I have been married, the wife and I still go at it plenty to keep me from wanting to stray. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
