What’s your biggest pet-peeve when staying at a Hotel ??? 🤔

[Crestwood 2 128]

Mine:

Everytime I turn on the TV I have to see AC Slater on the main screen

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

Having to go to the lobby to get the hooker. 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Dead hooker in the room.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

2 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Dead hooker in the room.

That doesn't bother me.  It saves me a trip to the lobby. 

[IGotWorms 3,310]

When Erin Andrews finds my spy cam

[Bier Meister 1,513]

poorly timed housekeeping, especially if I put up the dnd sign.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Not enough towels.

Shower heads that are too low.  I am not a tall guy, but some hotels have it at eye height.  If I have to duck to wash my hair, I can't imagine what tall guys have to do.

Moldy smell

Paper thin walls

[fandandy 3,311]

Imagining all the jizz that's on the unwashed comforter.  So gross.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,578]

11 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

poorly timed housekeeping, especially if I put up the dnd sign.

you want me fluff pillow

 

[Crestwood 2 128]

5 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

poorly timed housekeeping, especially if I put up the dnd sign.

Word. 

 

DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone.

Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip

[Crestwood 2 128]

1 minute ago, Crestwood 2 said:

Word. 

 

DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone.

Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip

FYI,I never tip this much to housekeeping especially when it’s the hotels fault to begin with. Mainly did it out of spite to so the rest of the housekeeping staff maybe won’t be so fin lazy next time

[Bier Meister 1,513]

14 minutes ago, Crestwood 2 said:

Word. 

 

DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone.

Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip

My family and I are fairly low maintenance.  Rarely want turn down service.   If we are staying a week or more, new towels and turn down every 3 days... when we want it, do it while we are away all day.  After activities we like to either chill at the pool or relax in the room (sometimes nap).  I do not want to wait around for them to finish up when they had 4-6 hours of a vacant room.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

22 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

you want me fluff pillow

 

    

[Djgb13 2,338]

21 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

you want me fluff pillow

 

You want me come jerk you off 

[sderk 1,040]

1 hour ago, NorthernVike said:

That doesn't bother me.  It saves me a trip to the lobby. 

Not to mention it's cheaper.

[Big Guy 1,400]

Indigenous Guests 

[sderk 1,040]

I'll tell you what I do like. I've stayed at so many fvcking Marriotts over the years for work that I haven't had to pay for any personal/vacation stays since 2006. 

Also, 4pm checkouts. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

3 hours ago, Crestwood 2 said:

Word. 

 

DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone.

Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip

This. Last week, was at several five star resorts in Bhutan. One of them, I left the dnd sign on the door and went to dinner.

They came up to our table twice during the meal saying I had the dnd tag on, and do I want turn down service. I said no, do not focking disturb, like the focking tag says. When I get back to the room, I see that they came in and wrote me a note saying they didn't turn it down because of the dnd tag. Christ. 

[IGotWorms 3,310]

A little bit of the Do Not Disturb business may be due to that psychopath that shot up the concert from the MGM in Vegas. They typically won’t let you stay holed up in a room without being checked on for days on end now. 

[OldMaid 1,838]

Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby.

[Fireballer 2,380]

Toe nail clippings or a hair found in the bathroom.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

30 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

33 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby.

[Crestwood 2 128]

25 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Toe nail clippings or a hair found in the bathroom.

I used to feel this way about the hair, but I realized there’s always gonna be one laying around. The nail clippings are  gross though.  

 

If your room ever has a little sofa/couch thingie and you’re suddenly in the mood to puke all over yourself or loved ones.....move that puppy away from the wall a few inches and take a look at what is underneath

[Gladiators 1,904]

44 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby.

Hooker and prostitute are the same thing. HTH

[supermike80 1,285]

When they dont have an elite check in line

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Oh, my biggest one is sh!tty wifi. Either nonexistent, slow, or limits the number of devices, or makes you log in constantly, or they charge for it. In all cases, fock you. It's almost 2020. Get your crap together. 

[Crestwood 2 128]

Here’s another one. They have three different little bottles (shampoo, conditioner, body lotion) in the bathroom , yet each of them has the the exact same jizz/Elmer’s glue looking like substance in them

[Gladiators 1,904]

1 minute ago, Crestwood 2 said:

Here’s another one. They have three different little bottles (shampoo, conditioner, body lotion) in the bathroom , yet each of them has the the exact same jizz/Elmer’s glue looking like substance in them

Why are you drinking them?

[frank 2,144]

1 minute ago, Gladiators said:

Why are you drinking them?

I think he made that clear.

[Crestwood 2 128]

3 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

Why are you drinking them?

Thought it was the minibar?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby.

Sometimes it is hard to detect a tranny.

[the newb 23]

When Lupee tucks the end of the sheets under the mattress 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

1 hour ago, the newb said:

When Lupee tucks the end of the sheets under the mattress 

I like to be unincumbered too. 

[OldMaid 1,838]

2 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Sometimes it is hard to detect a tranny.

Don’t be making fun of my gunt!

[IGotWorms 3,310]

4 hours ago, OldMaid said:

Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby.

At least you weren’t mistaken for the dead one in the room

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

Don’t be making fun of my gunt!

Pretty sure he was talking about your c0ck.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

5 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Pretty sure he was talking about your c0ck.

Maybe it is just a really big clit?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

13 hours ago, OldMaid said:

Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

Your mom makes me pay for the room. She's a cheap slut.