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Folding a sheet of paper in thirds to put in an envelope. WTF? :dunno:

 

 

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Plugging in USBs. There’s a 50% chance to get it right but my track record is closer to 11%.  

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Just now, vuduchile said:

Plugging in USBs. There’s a 50% chance to get it right but my track record is closer to 11%.  

Seriously, how in the fock is this even a thing? It drives me crazy. :wall:

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I cannot open a jar without one of these thingees.

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11 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

Plugging in USBs. There’s a 50% chance to get it right but my track record is closer to 11%.  

It’s always you do it one way, doesn’t fit. Flip it. Try it again. Definitely doesn’t work. Flip it back. Works instantly 🤬

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I also don't know how to change a tire.

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1 minute ago, peenie said:

I also don't know how to change a tire.

You have previously admitted that your BJ skills are lacking.

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2 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

You have previously admitted that your BJ skills are lacking.

Yeah, but now I'm getting better!

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2 minutes ago, peenie said:

Yeah, but now I'm getting better!

Sup.

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12 minutes ago, peenie said:

Yeah, but now I'm getting better!

Really?  You found a man who was willing to teach you?  Good for you!

 

 

alsocuptheballs

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7 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:
8 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:


 

alsocuptheballs

This is from a true professional 

 

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7 minutes ago, peenie said:

No, I just stopped being a prude about it and went in. You know, if you guys truly wanted to help me, you'd start a thread with detailed explanation on what to do. I have no clue. I don't watch pron (you could also suggest a film title for me to watch and learn). He just settles for what he gets and doesn't complain.

Find out what Bunny's ex wife does... and don't do that.  :thumbsup:

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You guys are gonna love USB-C.  😍

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20 minutes ago, peenie said:

No, I just stopped being a prude about it and went in. You know, if you guys truly wanted to help me, you'd start a thread with detailed explanation on what to do. I have no clue. I don't watch pron (you could also suggest a film title for me to watch and learn). He just settles for what he gets and doesn't complain.

I told you to cup the balls.  We like that, but don't squeeze.

Use lots of tongue.  Eventually, you can gravitate to taking the whole thing down your throat.  

Any porn would work.  Those girls are champs.  Definitely let him give you a facial.  Guys love that and it is good for your complexion.  Good luck!

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3 hours ago, peenie said:

Yeah, but now I'm getting better!

practice makes perfect :wub:

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USBs are not rocket science and they've been around for a few decades.  Those of you that can't figure out which is top and which is bottom deserve to be flogged.

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2 hours ago, Kanil said:

USBs are not rocket science and they've been around for a few decades.  Those of you that can't figure out which is top and which is bottom deserve to be flogged.

Shut up and teach this girl how to suck a c0ck!

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4 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

I told you to cup the balls.  We like that, but don't squeeze.

Use lots of tongue.  Eventually, you can gravitate to taking the whole thing down your throat.  

Any porn would work.  Those girls are champs.  Definitely let him give you a facial.  Guys love that and it is good for your complexion.  Good luck!

It moved :wub:

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3 minutes ago, peenie said:

Where are the rest of pointers for my learn how to give a great BJ??

And why is it exciting to ejaculate on a woman's face? 

I don’t need the facial. I’d much prefer a swallower.  

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2 minutes ago, peenie said:

Where are the rest of pointers for my learn how to give a great BJ??

And why is it exciting to ejaculate on a woman's face? 

A good bj is less about skill than enthusiasm. You have to suck that thing like you've been bitten by a snake, and the antivenom is inside.

And the facial thing is just cool because they let you do it. Honestly, I'd prefer her to just take it in the mouth anyway. 

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7 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

A good bj is less about skill than enthusiasm. You have to suck that thing like you've been bitten by a snake, and the antivenom is inside.

And the facial thing is just cool because they let you do it. Honestly, I'd prefer her to just take it in the mouth anyway. 

Agreed, let it go on some skanks face?  Sure.. The mother of my kids? Nah, I'm good.

Peenie, work the hand in along with the bjer. More enjoyable and quicker results.

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58 minutes ago, peenie said:

Where are the rest of pointers for my learn how to give a great BJ??

 

Heather Brooke💖

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5 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

I told you to cup the balls.  We like that, but don't squeeze.

Use lots of tongue.  Eventually, you can gravitate to taking the whole thing down your throat.  

Any porn would work.  Those girls are champs.  Definitely let him give you a facial.  Guys love that and it is good for your complexion.  Good luck!

A little eye contact helps too.  

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Just now, lickin_starfish said:

I'd rather get a handy than a beej. Is there something wrong with me?

 I guess there is pot hole in every road.  :crazy:

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1 minute ago, lickin_starfish said:

I'd rather get a handy than a beej. Is there something wrong with me?

Yes

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7 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I'd rather get a handy than a beej. Is there something wrong with me?

I’d rather give myself a handy than get a handy from a girl. They don’t have the skills. 

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10 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I'd rather get a handy than a beej. Is there something wrong with me?

Probably just a problem with the “girls” that have blown you

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23 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Heather Brooke💖

Add In Belladonna (total slut). I think Sasha Grey is one for peenie to look for tips from too.

peenie - act like you really like it. Enthusiasm is very important.

Here are some tips from supposed women on Cosmo

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a53969/16-things-i-wish-i-knew-before-i-gave-a-blow-job/

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21 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I'd rather get a handy than a beej. Is there something wrong with me?

Yes (x2)

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1 minute ago, peenie said:

Omg, I want a video!! 

Why does everyone talk about free porn and yet no one has sent me a video yet?

Really? Go to pornhub.com. In the search bar, type in “Heather Brooke”. Do what she does. All of it.

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Just now, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Really? Go to pornhub.com. In the search bar, type in “Heather Brooke”. Do what she does. All of it.

Seriously. If she’s as lazy when it comes to giving BJ’s as she is with researching things on her own, she’s probably terrible. 

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2 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

Go to Pornhub and search for "gagged blowjob". Should be the first video.

Good lord she doesn’t have to vomit on the cack

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