I finished my Christmas shopping today.

[frank 2,144]

A few years ago, the adults in my family stopped buying gifts for each other. We donate to a local needy family instead. That just leaves the kids. Most are old enough that they just want money. I bought two LEGO sets today. Done. 

Suck it, dorks!

[Utilit99 4,099]

Just now, frank said:

A few years ago, the adults in my family stopped buying gifts for each other. We donate to a local needy family instead. That just leaves the kids. Most are old enough that they just want money. I bought two LEGO sets today. Done. 

Suck it, dorks!

Are you the wife of youself?

[Gladiators 1,904]

Good job. I’m not going to suck it, but I’ll send my wife over. Always nice to return the favor.

[MDC 5,890]

2 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

Good job. I’m not going to suck it, but I’ll send my wife over. Always nice to return the favor.

Don’t bother: I’ll send her direct to frank’s after I finish.  

[Gladiators 1,904]

3 minutes ago, MDC said:

Don’t bother: I’ll send her direct to frank’s after I finish.  

JFC, she was supposed to be at Jerry’s by now. He’s gonna be pisssed. I’m blaming you..

[vuduchile 1,941]

Nice work Grandma. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I'll go to the jewelry mall and buy something for the wife. That's about it. May order something on Amazon for the nice and nephews. May not. 

[5-Points 2,727]

1 hour ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

I'll go to the jewelry mall and buy something for the wife. That's about it. May order something on Amazon for the nice and nephews. May not. 

I usually only buy for the naughty.

But to each his own, I guess. 

[jerryskids 5,198]

1 hour ago, frank said:

A few years ago, the adults in my family stopped buying gifts for each other. We donate to a local needy family instead. That just leaves the kids. Most are old enough that they just want money. I bought two LEGO sets today. Done. 

Suck it, dorks!

Sounds fun.  Merry Christmas. 

[Bier Meister 1,513]

giving out extra Halloween candy?

donations to the human fund?

[shorepatrol 1,737]

Buying myself a Yamaha Rhino for Xmas. 

[Mookz 1,287]

Oh yeah?  Well I'm finished my shopping too. 

I simply alienated all my friends, family and coworkers, and now I have nobody to buy for. 

So there.  

[shorepatrol 1,737]

Just now, Mookz said:

Oh yeah?  Well I'm finished my shopping too. 

I simply alienated all my friends, family and coworkers, and now I have nobody to buy for. 

So there.  

I gave my buddy 600 bucks years ago when he got laid off so his family could have a decent xmas. Save that. I don't buy gifts for friends or coworkers. Immediate family only. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

14 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

I gave my buddy 600 bucks years ago when he got laid off so his family could have a decent xmas. Save that. I don't buy gifts for friends or coworkers. Immediate family only. 

Wife and any children I am directly related to is my cutoff. My siblings and I haven't exchanged gifts ever. Mom used to send me something every year, I can't imagine dad will continue that now that she's gone. 

[Gladiators 1,904]

25 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

Buying myself a Yamaha Rhino for Xmas. 

You must have been a really good boy!

I sat in a Lamborghini last weekend while the extremely hot sales woman told me about the car. That was a present to myself for future alone time.

[shorepatrol 1,737]

16 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

You must have been a really good boy!

I sat in a Lamborghini last weekend while the extremely hot sales woman told me about the car. That was a present to myself for future alone time.

I doubt who I'll be buying it from will be hot. His wife probably will be though. 

[Gladiators 1,904]

4 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

I doubt who I'll be buying it from will be hot. His wife probably will be though. 

Ask her for a test drive and see where it goes.

[shorepatrol 1,737]

Just now, Gladiators said:

Ask her for a test drive and see where it goes.

Me paying +asking price if she flops her titties out. I'm weak. 

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

9 hours ago, shorepatrol said:

Me paying +asking price if she flops her titties out. I'm weak. 

I was at a dealership looking for a truck years back. The sales person was a hot chick. She brought out the exact vehicle I didn't want and then got irritated that her hotness wouldn't seal the deal for me to drive that POS off the lot

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Your wife always likes a pearl necklace, HTH.