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If there was one woman you’d leave your SO for...

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I don't know but she'd have to be filthy....

 

 

 

 

 

…. rich.  Maybe Bezos' ex-wife?

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2 minutes ago, Kanil said:

I don't know but she'd have to be filthy....

 

 

 

 

 

…. rich.  Maybe Bezos' ex-wife?

Of course rich is a given. Can’t be leaving the love of your life for a broke b1tch now can you 

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Define "leave."

I can easily concoct a story that involves being away for business if an eight ball and stripper are involved, but I would want to return to the SO the next day or so. 

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12 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Peenie prolly looks more like this.  

Peenie is GFIAFP?

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17 minutes ago, nobody said:

Peenie.

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:wub:

 

14 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Peenie prolly looks more like this.  

:(

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Hmmmm,

I am enchanted by Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansen, Alex Daddario and Jennifer Lawrence.....

So....yeah, any one of them would do it....

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Throw me into the Daddario camp, breathtakingly gorgeous and huge cans. Yes please :wub:

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After 25 years I ain't leavin for anybody but the Grim Reaper. 

 

 

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I'd love for my lips to engage with the beauty mark on Nicole's neck. Perfect girls, right here. Brittany has gotten married since this was made.

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2 hours ago, bandrus1 said:

Alejandra Guilmant 

 

Nsfw

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would have a lot of fun with those bags. 

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3 hours ago, RLLD said:

Hmmmm,

I am enchanted by Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansen, Alex Daddario and Jennifer Lawrence.....

So....yeah, any one of them would do it....

I give you one week, tops, with Charlize or Jennifer and you're begging your wife to take you back.  :D

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1 minute ago, Mookz said:

I give you one week, tops, with Charlize or Jennifer and you're begging your wife to take you back.  :D

You’re on. I’m willing to give it a shot. Give me Charlize.

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5 hours ago, peenie said:

:nono:

Oh come on. Be realistic. My wife loves me. But if say, Chris Evans or Ryan Reynolds pulls up in the Ferrari and tries to take her, my fat broke ass has little chance. 

This is the way of the world. 

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13 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Oh come on. Be realistic. My wife loves me. But if say, Gladiators pulls up in the Ferrari and tries to take her, my fat broke ass has little chance. 

This is the way of the world. 

I won’t bring the Ferrari to China. You’re good.

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I wouldn't leave my wife for peenie, no, but I'm relativly sure peenie and I could be happy together. I like peenie. I always have.

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19 hours ago, shorepatrol said:

Ya, nobody. My kids would focking disown me if I left her just to beat hot puzzy up. :wall:

You have daughters then?

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12 hours ago, Voltaire said:

I wouldn't leave my wife for peenie, no, but I'm relativly sure peenie and I could be happy together. I like peenie. I always have.

You might want to Peenie this. 

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13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You might want to Peenie this. 

No.

She know how I feel about her and I like to reaffirm it for her every now.

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On 11/15/2019 at 8:45 PM, shorepatrol said:

Ya, nobody. My kids would focking disown me if I left her just to beat hot puzzy up. :wall:

You only have daughters? :(

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On 11/15/2019 at 7:55 PM, Gladiators said:

You’re on. I’m willing to give it a shot. Give me Charlize.

Well you, sure.  <_<

I just think that somewhere between orjizms 8 and 9, the reality of their politics would start to set in and Ray would be found in the bathroom staring at himself in the mirror.

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41 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

Jennifer Aniston 

Oooh good one. 

But she’s gotta be a pain in the ass, right? Brad Pitt didn’t want it. Vince Vaughn, John Mayer, and Justin Theroux neither.

Hell, Lumberg focked her :lol:

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8 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Oooh good one. 

But she’s gotta be a pain in the ass, right? Brad Pitt didn’t want it. Vince Vaughn, John Mayer, and Justin Theroux neither.

Hell, Lumberg focked her :lol:

Well.....since I'm not with anyone right now, I'll give it a shot😂

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On 11/15/2019 at 2:57 PM, Djgb13 said:

Who would it be? Be sure to include a picture for justification 

I just couldn't do that to YOUR MOTHER!

 

 

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