Had a customer yesterday named Dikshita

[vuduchile 1,941]

I dickshit you not 

[DonS 3,067]

Does he have a brother named Dipshita? 

[fandandy 3,311]

I have one who comes in and pays with her debit card.  Her name underneath the signature line is Amanda S Box.  Why she decided to add her middle initial is beyond me but I always chuckle.  

[vuduchile 1,941]

5 minutes ago, DonS said:

Does he have a brother named Dipshita? 

If she doesn’t, she should 

[vuduchile 1,941]

2 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I have one who comes in and pays with her debit card.  Her name underneath the signature line is Amanda S Box.  Why she decided to add her middle initial is beyond me but I always chuckle.  

That’s awesome. 

[RLLD 3,455]

I love the idiotic names, its entertainment

[avoiding injuries 1,220]

Their parents were ahead of the times. dickshita is non binary. 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Knew a MSgt who’s name was Takeshit. Pronounced tock-a-sheet. Always called her take a sh1t 

[taco breath 419]

fasctinating.

[frank 2,144]

I thought you called all of your customers John. 

 

 

 

[vuduchile 1,941]

45 minutes ago, frank said:

I thought you called all of your customers John. 

 

 

 

This one  is into more  adventurous stuff then your avg John. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

Abcdedik would be a cool name.

[Herbivore 905]

13 hours ago, fandandy said:

I have one who comes in and pays with her debit card.  Her name underneath the signature line is Amanda S Box.  Why she decided to add her middle initial is beyond me but I always chuckle.  

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

14 hours ago, fandandy said:

I have one who comes in and pays with her debit card.  Her name underneath the signature line is Amanda S Box.  Why she decided to add her middle initial is beyond me but I always chuckle.  

I used to work in an office with a woman named Mary Cox-Ucher. I always giggled when I saw her name plate. 

[bostonlager 2,462]

21 hours ago, fandandy said:

I have one who comes in and pays with her debit card.  Her name underneath the signature line is Amanda S Box.  Why she decided to add her middle initial is beyond me but I always chuckle.  

I hate cobra charmer accents.  

 

[kilroy69 994]

I had a guy named Anal we were tying to get in contact with.  Turns out it was pronounced Ahh Nall. 

Sure buthole. What ever you say

[fandandy 3,311]

 

 

 

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21 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

I had a guy named Anal we were tying to get in contact with.  Turns out it was pronounced Ahh Nall. 

Sure buthole. What ever you say

Why they keep calling for Mr. Anal?!?  Wrong number mother focker!!!!

[bostonlager 2,462]

I drove by a doctors office sign once that read - Dung Fuch MD. 

I would have a hard time placing my life in the hands of a doctor named S H I T F U CK 

[kilroy69 994]

53 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Why they keep calling for Mr. Anal?!?  Wrong number mother focker!!!!

Even if he was told what it meant here Indians would never change it. Instead of going with an easy name everyone can pronounce like Sri they go with Srikamp vandlu ready sarkith llamallamma ding dong 

[fandandy 3,311]

I just picked up a kicker named Young hoe

[vuduchile 1,941]

Just now, fandandy said:

I just picked up a kicker named Young hoe

Better than picking up a young ho and having her kick ya. 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/baby-names/n10279

ahz-wee-pay

[Mookz 1,287]

On 11/17/2019 at 10:10 AM, fandandy said:

I have one who comes in and pays with her debit card.  Her name underneath the signature line is Amanda S Box.  Why she decided to add her middle initial is beyond me but I always chuckle.  

It's because she was causing too many fights.

Hi, I'm looking for Amanda Box.

She sounds hot though.  

[fandandy 3,311]

Just had a Frederick Foco Jr.   

Oooof

[vuduchile 1,941]

Just sold some cards on ebay to a guy named Stephen Dickman.  He has 100% positive feedback, so he must have a pretty nice d!ck.  

[Mookz 1,287]

Came across a woman named Annie Vergina at work recently.  

"Annie Vergina in a storm."