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Digby34 is so dumb he took his Bluetooth to the dentist to get it fixed. 

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6 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

I don’t get it.  :dunno:

You must have scored at least 34 on your ACT to get this thread. 

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8 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

I don’t get it.  :dunno:

It's a play on the notion of him being a liar, dumb, and a braggart.  There's a second level of self-deprecation in that it's a Fox article, not CNN.  :thumbsup:

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Digby is so dumb that when he heard the age of consent was 18 he had sex with two nine-year-olds.  

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9 minutes ago, Mookz said:

It's a play on the notion of him being a liar, dumb, and a braggart.  There's a second level of self-deprecation in that it's a Fox article, not CNN.  :thumbsup:

Actually it’s a CNN article. If you look closely it was written by a guy from CNN 

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14 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

DigmeaholeeverytimeIpost. Make that your screen name . 

If you think anything about this post is serious then you need to re-evaluate things 

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Digby34 is so stupid he put airbags on his computer in case it crashed. 

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6 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

If you think anything about this post is serious then you need to re-evaluate things 

I don't take any of your posts seriously :dunno:

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7 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

If you think anything about this post is serious then you need to re-evaluate things 

The CNN part kind of gave that away.

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2 hours ago, Djgb13 said:

Actually it’s a CNN article. If you look closely it was written by a guy from CNN 

Oh, whoops.  Weird how they can just do that.

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I often wonder how many geniuses are just born to the wrong parents.

Ex:

I was teaching my niece, who was in the 7th grade (pervs!), about the water cycle. We read about it, we talked about it, she completed a packet about it. Then I sat at the kitchen table to give her a verbal test. I said, "Explain the water cycle." She hesitated and said, "First it rains....into the water...into the ocean and then....umm.........." 

And then my nephew (2nd grade) said, "THEN IT EVAPORATES INTO THE AIR AND FORMS CLOUDS, THEN IT CONDENSES AND FALLS BACK DOWN AS RAIN!!"

We were all like :o

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3 minutes ago, peenie said:

I often wonder how many geniuses are just born to the wrong parents.

Ex:

I was teaching my niece, who was in the 7th grade (pervs!), about the water cycle. We read about it, we talked about it, she completed a packet about it. Then I sat at the kitchen table to give her a verbal test. I said, "Explain the water cycle." She hesitated and said, "First it rains....into the water...into the ocean and then....umm.........." 

And then my nephew (2nd grade) said, "THEN IT EVAPORATES INTO THE AIR AND FORMS CLOUDS, THEN IT CONDENSES AND FALLS BACK DOWN AS RAIN!!"

We were all like :o

So your niece is not so good at being smart? :unsure:

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2 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

So your niece is not so good at being smart? :unsure:

Apparently not, lol.

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More believable than some of the stuff you've said on this board.

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2 minutes ago, Kanil said:

More believable than some of the stuff you've said on this board.

:rolleyes:

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49 minutes ago, peenie said:

I often wonder how many geniuses are just born to the wrong parents.

Ex:

I was teaching my niece, who was in the 7th grade (pervs!), about the water cycle. We read about it, we talked about it, she completed a packet about it. Then I sat at the kitchen table to give her a verbal test. I said, "Explain the water cycle." She hesitated and said, "First it rains....into the water...into the ocean and then....umm.........." 

And then my nephew (2nd grade) said, "THEN IT EVAPORATES INTO THE AIR AND FORMS CLOUDS, THEN IT CONDENSES AND FALLS BACK DOWN AS RAIN!!"

We were all like :o

do they have different baby daddies?

 

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20 hours ago, fandandy said:

You're a nine-year-old girl?

 

20 hours ago, Reality said:

I don't get it..

:dunno:

She's actually smart..

 

20 hours ago, drobeski said:

So you identify as a smart 9 year old girl, and you're bragging about it. 

 

Ok

The kid is a boy.  From the article....

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Described by staff as "simply extraordinary," Laurent is on course to finish his degree in December.

 

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4 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

 

 

The kid is a boy.  From the article....

 

I bet he plays with dolls.

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28 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

do they have different baby daddies?

 

Yes, they have different dads but not in the way you're thinking.

My niece is my brother's daughter, my nephew is my sister's son.

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1 minute ago, peenie said:

Yes, they have different dads but not in the way you're thinking.

My niece is my brother's daughter, my nephew is my sister's son.

fair enough

which of them are white?

too easy

 

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47 minutes ago, peenie said:

:rolleyes:

That was directed at OP, not you!

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10 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

fair enough

which of them are white?

too easy

 

Lol!! Neither, but that was funny.

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20 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I’m glad you’re coming around to humor Peenie. We really mean no harm and it’s good to be able to just laugh

:doublethumbsup: 

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