mmmmm...beer 691 Posted November 29, 2019 Tonight we're watching a movie and something artistic came up. I thought... You know I used to be really creatively artistic... And said out loud, "you know, maybe I should start painting.". The wife's reply, ' well do it... Do it... Do whatever creative thing that comes to your mind outside of fuucking another woman... Go for it". .... Thanks babes .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,311 Posted November 29, 2019 My favorite of hers: “Hurry up and finish before mmm....beer gets home” 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted November 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: My favorite of hers: “Hurry up and finish before mmm....beer gets home” Also I have to talk to you d!ck... So made $116k in my tsp far this year. +30.21% YTD.... You gotta get on my plan man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,480 Posted November 29, 2019 "If you wanted to have a threesome with another woman, I'd do it, because I love you." I've never said I wanted a threesome, she brought it up on her own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted November 29, 2019 "Is that a sea cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 29, 2019 33 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: "If you wanted to have a threesome with another woman, I'd do it, because I love you." I've never said I wanted a threesome, she brought it up on her own. Somebody sounds bicurious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted November 29, 2019 38 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: "If you wanted to have a threesome with another woman, I'd do it, because I love you." I've never said I wanted a threesome, she brought it up on her own. So how did it go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 29, 2019 1 hour ago, mmmmm...beer said: Also I have to talk to you d!ck... So made $116k in my tsp far this year. +30.21% YTD.... You gotta get on my plan man! Only +30% and not $220k is why she just left with a mouthful of "turkey gravy"Enjoy your morning kiss 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,480 Posted November 29, 2019 29 minutes ago, frank said: So how did it go? It's not my fantasy. At my age, I don't have the energy for two chicks. My fantasy is to hogtie her and shock her ass cheeks with a cattle prod, but she isn't really into that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted November 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: It's not my fantasy. At my age, I don't have the energy for two chicks. My fantasy is to hogtie her and shock her ass cheeks with a cattle prod, but she isn't really into that. Are you crazy? This is like discovering plutonium by accident! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: It's not my fantasy. At my age, I don't have the energy for two chicks. My fantasy is to hogtie her and shock her ass cheeks with a cattle prod, but she isn't really into that. Maybe shock her cootch and beehole . It's a game changer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, frank said: Are you crazy? This is like discovering plutonium by accident! Three ways aren't really any good unless the two chicks are really into each other. The only times I've done it have been hookers, and sure... It's cool. 4 bewbs and 2 poosays and all, but half the point is watching them do Filthy sh!t to each other. Now, the fact that his wife brought it up first sounds like she's curious what the kitty tastes like (or already knows and misses it a little.) He needs to crush a viagra up in a few lines of coke, knock it back, and have some fun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,311 Posted November 30, 2019 On 11/28/2019 at 9:35 PM, lickin_starfish said: It's not my fantasy. At my age, I don't have the energy for two chicks. My fantasy is to hogtie her and shock her ass cheeks with a cattle prod, but she isn't really into that. That’s what hookers are for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 30, 2019 Its too big.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted November 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: Its too big.... So you overheard her talking to Tyrone the UPS guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted November 30, 2019 “You stupid d!ck.....” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, DonS said: So you overheard her talking to Tyrone the UPS guy? Probably...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
