MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted December 16, 2019 Anyone have a better idea? https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/15/10/465E4C9F00000578-5084547-image-m-24_1510740737537.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted December 16, 2019 It’s funny cause I call your wife “the Hoover.” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,194 Posted December 16, 2019 Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted December 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? Completely different, one is a vacuum and one is a steamer. I feel like some of you are not trying to help me out. https://www.clevelandrange.com/Product/fam_bksjon/1SCEMCS-SteamCub-boilerless-electric-steamer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 16, 2019 Depends. Has she been naughty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted December 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Depends. Has she been naughty? That is not a good gift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted December 16, 2019 19 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: Anyone have a better idea? https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/15/10/465E4C9F00000578-5084547-image-m-24_1510740737537.jpg How is she at making sammiches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted December 16, 2019 16 minutes ago, MDC said: It’s funny cause I call your wife “the Hoover.” well that sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: That is not a good gift. Hasn't turned out well for you either? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted December 16, 2019 Roomba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted December 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Hasn't turned out well for you either? Maybe not, but better than you based on your gift recommendation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 16, 2019 That's funny that there's such a thing as an actual Cleveland steamer. Imagine being their sales rep. What do you do? I sell Cleveland steamers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 17, 2019 I already bought my mom a vacuum. Wife might get one too, although she is still deciding on a model. She is getting a new iPhone too. I might suggest you get your wife the Satisfyer 2. You’re welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted December 17, 2019 Gloria appreciates a couple of yule logs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,194 Posted December 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: Gloria appreciates a couple of yule logs. And a present. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted December 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, jerryskids said: And a present. Pearl necklace is the best present one can give. If you're good and hydrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 17, 2019 5 hours ago, MDC said: It’s funny cause I call your wife “the Hoover.” Nah, she's a Dyson. Never loses suction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted December 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: I might suggest you get your wife the Satisfyer 2. That was my nickname in college. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 17, 2019 Just now, MDC said: That was my nickname in college. Too bad you went to an all male college. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted December 17, 2019 8 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Too bad you went to an all male college. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted December 17, 2019 I can 3d print a life size replica of my schlong that you can use to finally please her in bed if you'd like. Only thing you have to pay for us the materials and shipping costs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,480 Posted December 17, 2019 She told me that she wants you to get her divorce papers, but I told her I can't commit and she should stay in the marriage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
