cyclone24 1,750 Posted December 31, 2019 Mine is to be more judgemental of other people parenting their kids in public. Especially if they feed their kids anything but organic food. "Oh wow you let your kids eat hot dogs? I love my kids so we eat a little healthier. Also...assert my dominance over the elderly more. Mentally and physically. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,518 Posted December 31, 2019 I will answer every comment with you are racist, cause you know thats working so well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 31, 2019 I plan on taking up shoplifting. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,491 Posted December 31, 2019 I'll tell coal miners and anyone else (besides journalists or my semiretarded Harvard educated son) who lose their jobs to "learn to code." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 31, 2019 I plan to start leaving the biggest carbon footprint I can on the planet. I'm talking Sasquatch sized infractions like burning styrofoam, throwing six pack plastic rings and straws into the ocean, not reusing condoms on yer mom, etc.....real henious sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 31, 2019 I plan to masturbate vigorously every time someone uses the word heinous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 31, 2019 35 minutes ago, fandandy said: I plan to masturbate vigorously every time someone uses the word heinous. Hey Anus too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted December 31, 2019 I'm going to stop focking all the GC members' wives and moms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,286 Posted December 31, 2019 To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted December 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mookz said: To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video. The quintessential geek video. #neverforget Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mookz said: To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video. It's like when watching ice skating, I always want them to fall. I can't tell you how badly I wanted that guys canoe to fill with water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 31, 2019 If cbfalcon ever canoed that is what I envision it would look like. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,286 Posted December 31, 2019 1 minute ago, fandandy said: It's like when watching ice skating, I always want them to fall. I can't tell you how badly I wanted that guys canoe to fill with water. That's part of the majesty of the whole thing. Such emotion, such expression, and yet such control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,399 Posted December 31, 2019 I’m going to start telling people how I really feel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted December 31, 2019 24 minutes ago, Mookz said: To spend a lot more time with a warm mug of chamomile, a box of tissues, and this video. Humans are focking weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted December 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, riversco said: Humans are focking weird. The applause is the best part. Just the appreciation for what they are witnessing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted December 31, 2019 best comment: If you mute the music it seems like his Alzheimers kicked in and he keeps forgetting where he's going 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 534 Posted December 31, 2019 I plan to hang out with t.j. booker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted December 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Gladiators said: I'm going to stop focking all the GC members' wives and moms. Your resolution is close to mine... I'm going to stop laughing when all the GC member's wives and moms shout "OWWWWW!!!!! WRONG HOLE!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted December 31, 2019 im going to cqre about my s0eloing and phnctuation and grammelar when i post from my phone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Cubs 131 Posted December 31, 2019 i'm gonna stop going to strip clubs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted January 1, 2020 I’m not going to quit drinking. Maybe next year. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted January 1, 2020 Where’s Peenie to tell us he’s not going to Peenie any more threads? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted January 1, 2020 Definitely will put more pressure on my kids in sports and be more vocal at their games towards coaches and officials. Probably determine my level of love and affection for them based off performance. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 1, 2020 See what these opioids are all about. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted January 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, fandandy said: See what these opioids are all about. Hahaha... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted January 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: Definitely will put more pressure on my kids in sports and be more vocal at their games towards coaches and officials. Probably determine my level of love and affection for them based off performance. This goes completely against the OP. SMH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,337 Posted January 1, 2020 I plan on listening and following everything celebrities tell me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted January 1, 2020 l will believe every story Digby tells us. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted January 1, 2020 My goal for the new year is to gain 128 lbs, require 11 new prescription drugs and set the record for consecutive days without showering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 1, 2020 I'm going to pretend that MDC and Worms are intelligent. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,695 Posted January 1, 2020 I resolve to be more self centered and less considerate of others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,695 Posted January 1, 2020 This year I'm going to step up my drinking and driving game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted January 1, 2020 Smoke as much dope as I can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,803 Posted January 1, 2020 6 hours ago, sderk said: I'm going to pretend that MDC and Worms are intelligent. I’m going to stay up at 4 am angrily obsessing over men I only know from a low rent lightly trafficked fantasy football message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, MDC said: I’m going to stay up at 4 am angrily obsessing over men I only know from a low rent lightly trafficked fantasy football message board. Wrong answers only. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted January 1, 2020 I'm going to stand 99 feet from an elementary school. Because... F probation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, wiffleball said: I'm going to stand 99 feet from an elementary school. Because... F probation. And that little liar said she was twelve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted January 1, 2020 I’m gonna find gfiafp and beg him to come back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,750 Posted January 1, 2020 1 hour ago, wiffleball said: I'm going to stand 99 feet from an elementary school. Because... F probation. Haha nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites