What food gives you the worst gas?

[KayJay1971 238]

Wife made some Brussel Sprouts and they are killing me softly....literally. I feel so bad for the other people in my office.

[MDC 5,877]

Brussel sprouts by far. Fibrous veggies like carrots get me too.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Depends. Kidney beans, my spaghetti sauce and onions make me lethal.

[Beaker15 111]

chocolate no bake cookies

[fandandy 3,311]

Cabbage

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Excess protein

White castle

Bud light

Put too much protein in my shake after a workout, drink a few budwisers, and eat white castle all in the same day, I would be that guy that makes a plane turn around. 

[DonS 3,063]

1 minute ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Excess protein 

White castle

Bud light

Put too much protein in my shake after a workout, drink a few budwisers, and eat white castle all in the same day, I would be that guy that makes a plane turn around. 

So you have gas after working the glory hole at the bus station?  Good to know.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

I once had a bad kidney bean and got sulfur burps. Holy shirt. Absolutely disgusting. Lasted like 3 days. 

[cyclone24 1,798]

Funny you mention that... we had chicken grillers and rice tonight and it feels like I have some sort of high school science experiment going on right now in my belly. 

So I'm walking around like gaseous weiner dropping bombs in the house like I'm marking territory. 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Not sure if it is really food, but your mom’s twat.

Also, chili, hot wings, and Sam Adams beer

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Deviled eggs. 

[joneo 529]

2 hours ago, fandandy said:

Cabbage

[dain11279 927]

Ice water

[shorepatrol 1,735]

1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Not sure if it is really food, but your mom’s twat.

Also, chili, hot wings, and Sam Adams beer

Chili dog in yer moms twat. She loves it when I throw jalapenos in  

[DonS 3,063]

35 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

Chili dog in yer moms twat. She loves it when I throw jalapenos in  

I think that chili dog was left over from when I was with her.  Did you scoop it off her chest? 

[Drizzay 644]

Salted Nut Rolls

[shorepatrol 1,735]

15 minutes ago, DonS said:

I think that chili dog was left over from when I was with her.  Did you scoop it off her chest? 

Fell out of some hole while getting head. I think she farted after it hit the floor if that helps 

[Alias Detective 1,179]

9 hours ago, cyclone24 said:

Funny you mention that... we had chicken grillers and rice tonight and it feels like I have some sort of high school science experiment going on right now in my belly. 

So I'm walking around like gaseous weiner dropping bombs in the house like I'm marking territory. 

Chicken griller?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

14 hours ago, NorthernVike said:

Deviled eggs. 

 THIS. And beer. 

[cyclone24 1,798]

7 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Chicken griller?

Ehh...  Our grocery store sells them here. It's basically ham and cheese wrapped around a chicken ball so to speak? And then it's breaded with cheese on it. Actually really good with rice.

 

https://www.hy-vee.com/recipes-ideas/recipes/chicken-grillers-two-ways 

[TBayXXXVII 2,106]

Dairy

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Aspartame...omg...bubbleguts like you wouldnt believe.  Avoid it like the plague.

Egg beaters...I get the worst sulfur smelling bombs.

When my wife was preggo...i farted in bed...the smell woke her up and she puked in the garbage can, barely made it.

One of my proudest moments

[Alias Detective 1,179]

3 hours ago, cyclone24 said:

Ehh...  Our grocery store sells them here. It's basically ham and cheese wrapped around a chicken ball so to speak? And then it's breaded with cheese on it. Actually really good with rice.

 

https://www.hy-vee.com/recipes-ideas/recipes/chicken-grillers-two-ways 

Look pretty good to me.

[peenie 1,690]

Onions

Beans

Dairy

Chewing gum

 

[peenie 1,690]

On 1/9/2020 at 8:09 PM, Frozenbeernuts said:

White castle

It's the onions they put on the burger that's giving you gas.

[peenie 1,690]

On 1/9/2020 at 6:24 PM, Filthy Fernadez said:

Depends. Kidney beans, my spaghetti sauce and onions make me lethal.

Yep, it's the onions in the sauce and chili more than the kidney beans that gives you gas.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

On 1/9/2020 at 5:24 PM, Filthy Fernadez said:

Depends. 

Try a larger size maybe? 

[edjr 5,547]

after a messican blowjob

[Beaker15 111]

8 hours ago, edjr said:

after a messican blowjob

Perhaps stop giving messicans blowjobs?