friday thread: what did you learn from your grandparents?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

My grandmother on my moms side taught me all about brushing my teeth.  Like how to floss and you scrape your fingernail across your teeth after your done to see if there is any film left.  If so, brush again.

[supermike80 1,285]

That my Dad wasn't always the boss.   When my grandmother spoke to him, he listened.

[cyclone24 1,794]

How to fock....really hard. Like just pounding it.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

From what I remember...headstones are big

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I knew my grandparents quite well.  Learned all sorts of stuff from them.

Even my great grandparents, I learned from.  From them, I learned how to swear in Italian. 

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Not to drink from a Bidet. 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

That chicks without toofers can be fun in the sack.

That's why I moved to the South.

[Cruzer 1,992]

He was a boxer in the Navy - taught me all bout boxing history back in the day.

Also learned a ton about: The Pacific Theater (ww2), Baseball and fishing.

[Old School 360]

Whiskey is not only good, it’s an essential, much like groceries. 

[Drizzay 644]

How to fix stuff.  How to spot a Kraut.

[vuduchile 1,940]

Fishing, hunting, trapping, how to fix stuff, how to play pool, how to play racquetball, how to drive a stick shift.  

[frank 2,144]

1. Put sugar and butter on grits. 

2. Kill ants by pouring gas on the anthill and lighting it. 

[MDC 5,876]

4 hours ago, cyclone24 said:

How to fock....really hard. Like just pounding it.

Did grandma get jealous?  

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

15 minutes ago, MDC said:

Did grandma get jealous?  

Which one showed you how to put on makeup, grandmother or grandfather? 

[Super Cubs 132]

Always look at your poop.

 

[shotsup 830]

3 of 4 of my grandparents were dead by 1977. I was 8. 
My paternal GM was a nasty racist crazy lady. Even in my late 20’s my friends were freaked out/scared of her. She had that “evil eye” look. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566]

how to not let people know you are a Jew

also Golf

 

[vuduchile 1,940]

My grandpa told me the story of how he and his brother lost their virginity.  During the telling, he said, “Well now, your ole Uncle Don was pretty well hung.”  

So, there’s that.  

[Mookz 1,287]

4 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

how to not let people know you are a Jew

also Golf

 

The first being essential for the second.  

[RLLD 3,455]

No one owes you anything, you want something, earn it, complaining is what other people do.....they lived a hard life....