Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 12, 2020 https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle?country=USA&variant_id=74552 The Rock responded saying he was making a candle if the smell of his rocks but he kept burning his nuts lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 12, 2020 I don't know what's worse: wanting a candle that smells like snatch, or spending $75 (before shipping) for a focking candle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, DonS said: I don't know what's worse: wanting a candle that smells like snatch, or spending $75 (before shipping) for a focking candle. $75?? Fock off with that sh1t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted January 12, 2020 What’s the cost per ounce vs an M-16? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,727 Posted January 12, 2020 No fish oil in the ingredients. I call BS. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 12, 2020 Just now, 5-Points said: No fish oil in the ingredients. I call BS. Hopefully it's HPV-free. That sh1t is dangerous. They better put a "don't lick the candle" warning on it before someone gets throat cancer and sues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,727 Posted January 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, DonS said: Hopefully it's HPV-free. That sh1t is dangerous. They better put a "don't lick the candle" warning on it before someone gets throat cancer and sues. Good point. They should prolly put a "Danger: Hot Wax" warning on it too before some incel tries to stick his d!ck in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,579 Posted January 12, 2020 on the moon??? front page for christsake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: on the moon??? front page for christsake I dont scroll past 3-4 posts...lol Sorry to roon your day... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 13, 2020 I'd pay $75 for a few scents in Hollywood; Gal Gadot, Jessica Alba...............Gwyneth? NFW........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted January 13, 2020 If it wasn't $75, I might give one out as a prank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Kanil said: If it wasn't $75, I might give one out as a prank. I wouldn't be at all surprised if joke puzzy candles start becoming available online. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted January 13, 2020 I wonder how much a candle that smells like Michael Moores taint would go for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: I wonder how much a candle that smells like Michael Moores taint would go for? Reporting you to the FBI for WMDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted January 13, 2020 On 1/13/2020 at 12:41 AM, DonS said: I don't know what's worse: wanting a candle that smells like snatch, or spending $75 (before shipping) for a focking candle. I'd buy it if it were more reasonable priced and it truly smelled like snatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted January 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Voltaire said: I'd buy it if it were more reasonable priced and it truly smelled like snatch. Let me clarify, I don't but scented candles but if I did, this'd be the one I would want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted January 14, 2020 Gwynyth Paltrow is making an absolute killing selling products like this and other complete nonsense mystical magical things. Just highway robbery of suckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted January 18, 2020 Should have known this would be next. https://imgur.com/a/D6PMjhj 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
