Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords

[Mike Honcho 4,027]

 

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New York Post: A Kansas man has thrown down the gauntlet to his ex-wife and her attorney — seeking court permission to settle their child custody case “on the field of battle” with a sword fight.

David Ostrom, 40, claims in court papers that ex-wife Bridgette Ostrom, 38, and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, have already “destroyed (him) legally” in their ongoing legal battle in her hometown in Iowa.

“I now wish to give them the chance to meet me on the field of battle, where I will REND THEIR SOULS from their … bodies,” Ostrom wrote in the filing, according to the Carroll Times Herald.

 

Not a typo, it really is Kansas and not 'Florida Man'

[bostonlager 2,463]

I wonder if the battle will take place on the moon. 

[MDC 5,890]

CMH?

[Mike Honcho 4,027]

17 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I wonder if the battle will take place on the moon. 

Thread should have more than 3 replies and a more descriptive title if it doesn't want to be moonlanded.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

.... at arrowhead

[Voltaire 4,558]

Only if he can get the King Joffrey actor to preside.

[cmh6476 751]

I sent a link to this to the ex already

[cyclone24 1,814]

8 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Thread should have more than 3 replies and a more descriptive title if it doesn't want to be moonlanded.

Not a pre requisite Buzz Aldrin

 

[Flipper 57]

13 hours ago, Bier Meister said:

.... at arrowhead

Specifically halftime this Sunday!

[frank 2,144]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !

[nobody 2,037]

Surprised the courts didn't award him custody.

[cyclone24 1,814]

10 hours ago, nobody said:

Surprised the courts didn't award him custody.

Hopefully he was married to Brienne of Toth.

(Admittedly stolen line)