I've been ripping ass hardcore today. can someone go to HR over fahts?

[edjr 5,547]

[bostonlager 2,457]

I would imagine they would treat it in a similar way they do with people that do not bath properly. Bring you in, ask you to wash your asss, and hope they do not have to call you back in again.

[porkbutt 860]

tell them you identify as an idiot. shouldn't be hard for you.

[KayJay1971 238]

Hang one of those green tree air fresheners from your . Problem solved!

[nzoner 936]

3 minutes ago, KayJay1971 said:

Hang one of those green tree air fresheners from your . Problem solved!

Then it'll smell like someone shat a Christmas tree

[MDC 5,877]

Your coworkers can sue over bullying:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3286812002

 

[bostonlager 2,457]

Wait, don’t you work in IT? I’m sure there are Indians within your office that naturally smell like one of your farts. 

[edjr 5,547]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

Your coworkers can sue over bullying:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3286812002

 

  JHC

[edjr 5,547]

1 hour ago, bostonlager said:

Wait, don’t you work in IT? I’m sure there are Indians within your office that naturally smell like one of your farts. 

Out of 11 people in IT, I am the only white guy, HOWEVER, we have no injuns

[Strike 3,949]

Just now, edjr said:

Out of 11 people in IT, I am the only white guy, HOWEVER, we have no injuns

Don't you work for a law firm?  How big is this law firm that it needs 11 I.T. guys?  Or is that an old job?

[edjr 5,547]

Just now, Strike said:

Don't you work for a law firm?  How big is this law firm that it needs 11 I.T. guys?  Or is that an old job?

Left there, been working in Private Equity since Jan 2019

That's why I've been to NY 5 times the past 3 months, we have an office there and in SF

[Hardcore troubadour 12,589]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

Out of 11 people in IT, I am the only white guy, HOWEVER, we have no injuns

What flavor are the rest? 

[edjr 5,547]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

What flavor are the rest? 

black, peruvian, spanish, mexican, viatnemese.

 

the CIO is white though. IT director is AA

[Hardcore troubadour 12,589]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

black, peruvian, spanish, mexican, viatnemese.

 

the CIO is white though. IT director is AA

Watch out for that Vietnamese one. 

[edjr 5,547]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Watch out for that Vietnamese one. 

believe it or not he's become my best friend. he's from South Vitenam.

He was born here, he only looks Asian

[bostonlager 2,457]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

believe it or not he's become my best friend. he's from South Vitenam.

He was born here, he only looks Asian

A twinkie. 

Yeller on the outside, white on the inside. 

[edjr 5,547]

11 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

A twinkie. 

Yeller on the outside, white on the inside. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,589]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

believe it or not he's become my best friend. he's from South Vitenam.

He was born here, he only looks Asian

That's how they get you. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I like to crop dust my students. Walk down the row and let it out quietly. By the time they notice, I'm gone. They always blame each other, it's hilarious. 

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Do you people really pronounce farts like that? 

[KSB2424 3,082]

27 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Do you people really pronounce farts like that? 

Don’t act like you’ve never seen The Depahted.  

[edjr 5,547]

13 hours ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Do you people really pronounce farts like that? 

I do not. Sadly, many people do.

[Thornton Melon 542]

20 hours ago, edjr said:

I do not. Sadly, many people do.

I do 

[DonS 3,063]