bostonlager 2,463 Posted January 17, 2020 I would imagine they would treat it in a similar way they do with people that do not bath properly. Bring you in, ask you to wash your asss, and hope they do not have to call you back in again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted January 17, 2020 tell them you identify as an idiot. shouldn't be hard for you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted January 17, 2020 Hang one of those green tree air fresheners from your . Problem solved! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted January 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, KayJay1971 said: Hang one of those green tree air fresheners from your . Problem solved! Then it'll smell like someone shat a Christmas tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted January 17, 2020 Your coworkers can sue over bullying: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3286812002 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted January 17, 2020 Wait, don’t you work in IT? I’m sure there are Indians within your office that naturally smell like one of your farts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, MDC said: Your coworkers can sue over bullying: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3286812002 JHC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, bostonlager said: Wait, don’t you work in IT? I’m sure there are Indians within your office that naturally smell like one of your farts. Out of 11 people in IT, I am the only white guy, HOWEVER, we have no injuns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,968 Posted January 17, 2020 Just now, edjr said: Out of 11 people in IT, I am the only white guy, HOWEVER, we have no injuns Don't you work for a law firm? How big is this law firm that it needs 11 I.T. guys? Or is that an old job? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 17, 2020 Just now, Strike said: Don't you work for a law firm? How big is this law firm that it needs 11 I.T. guys? Or is that an old job? Left there, been working in Private Equity since Jan 2019 That's why I've been to NY 5 times the past 3 months, we have an office there and in SF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted January 17, 2020 1 minute ago, edjr said: Out of 11 people in IT, I am the only white guy, HOWEVER, we have no injuns What flavor are the rest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 17, 2020 Just now, Hardcore troubadour said: What flavor are the rest? black, peruvian, spanish, mexican, viatnemese. the CIO is white though. IT director is AA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted January 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, edjr said: black, peruvian, spanish, mexican, viatnemese. the CIO is white though. IT director is AA Watch out for that Vietnamese one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Watch out for that Vietnamese one. believe it or not he's become my best friend. he's from South Vitenam. He was born here, he only looks Asian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted January 17, 2020 1 minute ago, edjr said: believe it or not he's become my best friend. he's from South Vitenam. He was born here, he only looks Asian A twinkie. Yeller on the outside, white on the inside. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, bostonlager said: A twinkie. Yeller on the outside, white on the inside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted January 17, 2020 2 hours ago, edjr said: believe it or not he's become my best friend. he's from South Vitenam. He was born here, he only looks Asian That's how they get you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 18, 2020 I like to crop dust my students. Walk down the row and let it out quietly. By the time they notice, I'm gone. They always blame each other, it's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted January 18, 2020 Do you people really pronounce farts like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted January 18, 2020 27 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said: Do you people really pronounce farts like that? Don’t act like you’ve never seen The Depahted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Frozenbeernuts said: Do you people really pronounce farts like that? I do not. Sadly, many people do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted January 19, 2020 20 hours ago, edjr said: I do not. Sadly, many people do. I do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites