RaiderHaters Revenge 3,583 Posted February 11, 2020 that is all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 11, 2020 Penicillin, lots and lots of penicillin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 11, 2020 Was talking about this with guys at work today. Someone was out for 3 days with the corona flu or whatever, and the nurse put a qtip up his nose into his brain. He said it hurt. I said, oh yeah? ever had a VD test? hurts WAAAAYYYY more!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted February 11, 2020 Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 11, 2020 Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted February 11, 2020 "see a Doctor and get rid of it" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 11, 2020 I plan to spread it to all your wives and moms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, DonS said: I plan to spread it to all your wives and moms. Seems like you'd have an easier time with our dads and uncles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 11, 2020 Just now, edjr said: Seems like you'd have an easier time with our dads and uncles. I'll save that for National H0mo day. There's gotta be one of those already, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j. booker 206 Posted February 11, 2020 I once got the clap three times in one year. Gloria she said I must not be washing my wiener hard enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,633 Posted February 11, 2020 The first thing they did when my company got to the Philippines was get us assembled and we got a lecture from the Corpsman about VD. They told us not to mess with the streetwalkers, only go with girls in the club who had a card from the naval base saying they were clean. The clap was the big concern, AIDS was just starting. They then told us to always use a rubber and opened up a huge trunk full of them and said we could take them. Then the CO said anyone who gets the clap will be restricted to base. Well, within the first week many of the dark green Marines got the clap. Every morning another was was yelling about their dik burning during morning piss. Sorry suckers, enjoy fire watch tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
