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Penicillin, lots and lots of penicillin.  

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Was talking about this with guys at work today. Someone was out for 3 days with the corona flu or whatever, and the nurse put a qtip up his nose into his brain. He said it hurt.

I said, oh yeah? ever had a VD test? hurts WAAAAYYYY more!!

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Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it. 

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"see a Doctor and get rid of it"

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9 minutes ago, DonS said:

I plan to spread it to all your wives and moms. 

Seems like you'd have an easier time with our dads and uncles.

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Just now, edjr said:

Seems like you'd have an easier time with our dads and uncles.

I'll save that for National H0mo day.  There's gotta be one of those already, right? 

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The first thing they  did when my company got to the Philippines was get us assembled and we got a lecture from the Corpsman about VD. They told us not to mess with the streetwalkers, only go with girls in the club who had a card from the naval base saying they were clean. The clap was the big concern, AIDS was just starting. They then told us to always use a rubber and opened up a huge trunk full of them and said we could take them. Then the CO said anyone who gets the clap will be restricted to base. Well, within the first week many of the dark green Marines got the clap. Every morning another was was yelling about their dik burning during morning piss. Sorry suckers, enjoy fire watch tonight. 

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