cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 This is the 5th ring of hell. But it gets worse. Not only are we going to Disney next month for a couple days, but we are also doing a Disney cruise next March. Then my wife drops on me that we're going to do a big Disney trip sometime in the next 2 years. So my 1st question is should I just shoot myself in the head or is cutting my wrists in a pool easier? If killing myself is not an option can I get a few tips? We're going to do magic Kingdom one day and Hollywood studios basically the Star Wars stuff the next day. We miraculously got a fast pass for smugglers run and ogas cantina, the Indiana Jones show and some other Star Wars 3-D thing? Sounds like rise of the resistance is a total crap show. But I mean other than your fast pass stuff are you just in line basically forever for anything else? Feels like you can't get really to any other rides because you will run out of time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted February 17, 2020 Universal is much better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted February 17, 2020 Yeah, gun is the way to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,381 Posted February 17, 2020 What week are u going? Disney is NOT the place to go to relax. Kids? Ages? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 17, 2020 Sounds like your wife (can size?) has a Disney fetish. Does she ask you to talk like Goofy when you're banging her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,968 Posted February 17, 2020 Why does your wife get to dictate where all your vacations are? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted February 17, 2020 There's a whole world out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted February 17, 2020 At least stay off-site so you get a vacation from your vacation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Fireballer said: What week are u going? Disney is NOT the place to go to relax. Kids? Ages? March 22-24.... That's right. Near Spring break time. 3 girls....8, 4, 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Strike said: Why does your wife get to dictate where all your vacations are? ?? She doesn't. We probably have four trips this year where they are my trips essentially. Chicago, Colorado, Dominican Republic, Arizona. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted February 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: March 22-24.... That's right. Near Spring break time. 3 girls....8, 4, 2. I'll be there the week of March 9th with the 9 year old daughter. Never been obviously, so I'll try and come back to this thread and tell you all the things I did way wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, cbfalcon said: I'll be there the week of March 9th with the 9 year old daughter. Never been obviously, so I'll try and come back to this thread and tell you all the things I did way wrong. Oh nice. Our 2 little ones won't know any different so anything they ride on will be awesome and my 8 year old daughter just wants to geek out on the Star Wars stuff which I have covered so my bar for success is pretty low for them. Hope you have a great time my man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted February 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: This is the 5th ring of hell. But it gets worse. Not only are we going to Disney next month for a couple days, but we are also doing a Disney cruise next March. Then my wife drops on me that we're going to do a big Disney trip sometime in the next 2 years. So my 1st question is should I just shoot myself in the head or is cutting my wrists in a pool easier? If killing myself is not an option can I get a few tips? We're going to do magic Kingdom one day and Hollywood studios basically the Star Wars stuff the next day. We miraculously got a fast pass for smugglers run and ogas cantina, the Indiana Jones show and some other Star Wars 3-D thing? Sounds like rise of the resistance is a total crap show. But I mean other than your fast pass stuff are you just in line basically forever for anything else? Feels like you can't get really to any other rides because you will run out of time? Nope, download the app and use that beotch it'll tell you the wait times. I refuse to stand in a line that's more than 30 minutes. Just be smart with your fast passes and when you use your 3 up you get another one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,381 Posted February 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: March 22-24.... That's right. Near Spring break time. 3 girls....8, 4, 2. You staying off property? Obviously, with kids that age, this vacay is NOT for Cyclone. If your only going for 1 day to MK, you will have to prioritize what the kids wanna do. Theres just no,way to do,it in one day. Studios should be a little more low-key, but I havent been since Star Wars land opened. Do they have certain character meets they wanna do? Rides? Also, rent a double jogger stroller from an offsite place like babysbestfriend.com. They will deliver where your staying and you can use it at Universal too. Youre just gonna have to suck it up for a few days and realize how cool of a Dad you will be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted February 17, 2020 Having a good time at Disney is partly timing. Making sure you go off peak is key, to avoid the heat and the crowds. I think we are done with Universal,the crowing issues there are too much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,381 Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: Nope, download the app and use that beotch it'll tell you the wait times. I refuse to stand in a line that's more than 30 minutes. Just be smart with your fast passes and when you use your 3 up you get another one. You can re-up fast passes through app. Also, take advantage of parent swap on rides. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fireballer said: You can re-up fast passes through app. Also, take advantage of parent swap on rides. And for rides you want to go on single rider lines are usually way shorter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 17, 2020 Used the app at Disneyland last year when it was just my wife and I. Wish it existed when the kids were younger as I used to be the designated runner to get fast passes. Now just set an alarm on your phone for when you can get the next one. Rinse and repeat. You can also book reservations at restaurants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted February 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Cdub100 said: And for rides you want to go on single rider lines are usually way shorter. THIS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Fireballer said: You staying off property? Obviously, with kids that age, this vacay is NOT for Cyclone. If your only going for 1 day to MK, you will have to prioritize what the kids wanna do. Theres just no,way to do,it in one day. Studios should be a little more low-key, but I havent been since Star Wars land opened. Do they have certain character meets they wanna do? Rides? Also, rent a double jogger stroller from an offsite place like babysbestfriend.com. They will deliver where your staying and you can use it at Universal too. Youre just gonna have to suck it up for a few days and realize how cool of a Dad you will be. O thanks.... that's a good idea. We were going to bring ours down but maybe we will just rent one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 17, 2020 As much as I dreaded my family trip a couple of years ago (7 days on property) I came a way from it happy that I had done it. If we end back in Florida for a family trip we'll do Universal as the kids are older although I'd like to see the new Star Wars rides/areas. The thing to remember is this trip isn't about you, it's about your kids and seeing the looks on their faces will be well worth the time and energy you spend there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 Just now, NorthernVike said: As much as I dreaded my family trip a couple of years ago (7 days on property) I came a way from it happy that I had done it. If we end back in Florida for a family trip we'll do Universal as the kids are older although I'd like to see the new Star Wars rides/areas. The thing to remember is this trip isn't about you, it's about your kids and seeing the looks on their faces will be well worth the time and energy you spend there. Oh yeah yeah. I'm not like that anyway. I get when they have the trips that are just for them. I get plenty of trips that are just for me and the wife. I'm just not great with crowds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted February 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: This is the 5th ring of hell. But it gets worse. Not only are we going to Disney next month for a couple days, but we are also doing a Disney cruise next March. Then my wife drops on me that we're going to do a big Disney trip sometime in the next 2 years. So my 1st question is should I just shoot myself in the head or is cutting my wrists in a pool easier? If killing myself is not an option can I get a few tips? We're going to do magic Kingdom one day and Hollywood studios basically the Star Wars stuff the next day. We miraculously got a fast pass for smugglers run and ogas cantina, the Indiana Jones show and some other Star Wars 3-D thing? Sounds like rise of the resistance is a total crap show. But I mean other than your fast pass stuff are you just in line basically forever for anything else? Feels like you can't get really to any other rides because you will run out of time? Don't forget the buttloads of money you are going to drop on this vacation. You could go to Mexico for a week on the kind of dough you will spend. Have a great time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 17, 2020 46 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: March 22-24.... That's right. Near Spring break time. 3 girls....8, 4, 2. Yes, you are focked. T&P's Good thing they just jacked up the rates at the parks for tickets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted February 17, 2020 45 minutes ago, porkbutt said: alcohol. This. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,633 Posted February 17, 2020 There should be designated times for people to go to Disney without kids. Block off a few weeks a year. I think everyone would be happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, KayJay1971 said: Don't forget the buttloads of money you are going to drop on this vacation. You could go to Mexico for a week on the kind of dough you will spend. Have a great time! 7 of us, staying on site, near spring break. Also getting each kid a perk...like a princess makeover, building a lightsaber, etc. I already don't like going anywhere in the United States for travel as it is. You're right we could go for a month to some Caribbean's islands. Ha. Oh well..what can you do. Like Coming to America..."You know me..anything for the kids " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted February 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: O thanks.... that's a good idea. We were going to bring ours down but maybe we will just rent one. Bring your own. You'll want it for all the crap outside of Disney including the airport. If you're going to be there for a while check out buying a stroller on Amazon and shipping it to your hotel. Often times it's cheaper. If you have a nice stroller you don't trust with the airlines buy a used one on Facebook market place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted February 17, 2020 1 hour ago, cyclone24 said: This is the 5th ring of hell. But it gets worse. Not only are we going to Disney next month for a couple days, but we are also doing a Disney cruise next March. Then my wife drops on me that we're going to do a big Disney trip sometime in the next 2 years. So my 1st question is should I just shoot myself in the head or is cutting my wrists in a pool easier? If killing myself is not an option can I get a few tips? We're going to do magic Kingdom one day and Hollywood studios basically the Star Wars stuff the next day. We miraculously got a fast pass for smugglers run and ogas cantina, the Indiana Jones show and some other Star Wars 3-D thing? Sounds like rise of the resistance is a total crap show. But I mean other than your fast pass stuff are you just in line basically forever for anything else? Feels like you can't get really to any other rides because you will run out of time? The the security at the Orlando airport is a cluster fock. Give yourself a whole lot of extra time unless you have TSA precheck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 17, 2020 I just didn't know if there was any little tips or tricks beyond fast pass to get to stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 17, 2020 You should kill yourself at Disneyworld so at least your kids will remember you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,381 Posted February 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: I just didn't know if there was any little tips or tricks beyond fast pass to get to stuff. Get there at rope drop and ride you high priority ride. The downside is you are at the mercy of the buses to get there early unless you are at GF, Poly, or Contempo. Lines are slightly more tolerable while people are at parades. If you are on property, take advantage of the extra magic hours if your schedule lines up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted February 17, 2020 19 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: I just didn't know if there was any little tips or tricks beyond fast pass to get to stuff. Take advantage of magic hours. If you have park hoppers go to the park with magic hours and then hop to a different park around 10am. What happens is the park with magic hour will be busier. Maximize fast passes If you're at the parks during rope drop go left. More people go right. Paying for special events is totally worth it. Check out Villans after hours. The park will be practically empty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted February 17, 2020 Disney Cruise? OMG Kill me now. Not only would I not want to do that because of the kids everywhere, but with the corona virus having it's little fun and keeping people locked up for months, I'll pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: Take advantage of magic hours. If you have park hoppers go to the park with magic hours and then hop to a different park around 10am. What happens is the park with magic hour will be busier. Maximize fast passes If you're at the parks during rope drop go left. More people go right. Paying for special events is totally worth it. Check out Villans after hours. The park will be practically empty This. I would also add that, when our kids were young, we got them up early to go to the park with magic hours, but left around 11. We went back to the hotel, fed them and went to the pool for an hour or so. Then they napped and we went back to the parks for 4:00 or so, do some rides and then eat dinner. Stayed for as long as they could last before heading out for the night. Worked for us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted February 17, 2020 BTW Disney has gotten really good about theming the lines. Rise of the resistance is just a long queue disguised as a ride experience. So you won't be totally bored. Also you need to prepare yourself for the lines and people. I took a xanxx every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, supermike80 said: Disney Cruise? OMG Kill me now. Not only would I not want to do that because of the kids everywhere, but with the corona virus having it's little fun and keeping people locked up for months, I'll pass. I'd 100% do Disney cruise. I hear they are amazing and everyone I've talked to who has been on one plan on doing another. However, I agree with you when it comes to cruising right now. I couldn't imagine being stuck on a ship practically locked in those small rooms for 2 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,381 Posted February 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Cdub100 said: Also you need to prepare yourself for the lines and people. Yep, no way to avoid it nowadays. We used to go the first week of Dec. Fully decorated, and the park traffic was as light as you will ever see it. Last time I was there in first week of Dec, waits were in excess of 3 hours on prime rides. And, whatever you do,,dont go on a free dining week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted February 17, 2020 Just now, Cdub100 said: I'd 100% do Disney cruise. I hear they are amazing and everyone I've talked to who has been on one plan on doing another. However, I agree with you when it comes to cruising right now. I couldn't imagine being stuck on a ship practically locked in those small rooms for 2 weeks. I was just tossing the idea around with my wife about an Alaskan cruise..then the beer virus popped up and I said oh hell no. I'm sure the Disney cruises are fine But so are all the others too..I seriously can't see them as bad..as long as the weather cooperates. And Id rather have less kids than more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites