No TP, No Prob

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 37]

So, I haven't been able to buy TP for 2 weeks.  No problem.  I have plenty of extra pillow cases and you can turn them inside out.  So life is good or so I thought.  But, this is my personnel recycling, so it must be recycled.  Besides, my dog is looking at me like "so really, I have to go outside?"

I go to the reclining bin and to my aghast  I see a pliphohory  of empty Corona  bottles.  Now, if they are full, I take the chances but they are empty.  The only reasonable reaction is to run off screaming at the top of my lungs "BEWARE ALL YE, BEWARE ALL YE, CARONA IS UPON US." 

Well, after my arrest, I am sitting in my cell and writing my next Country Music hit, "At Least My Cell Has TP."

I an also thinking of titling it "The Azz Is Always Cleaner."

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38 minutes ago, Let Da Big Dog Eat said:

So, I haven't been able to buy TP for 2 weeks.  No problem.  I have plenty of extra pillow cases and you can turn them inside out.  So life is good or so I thought.  But, this is my personnel recycling, so it must be recycled.  Besides, my dog is looking at me like "so really, I have to go outside?"

I go to the reclining bin and to my aghast  I see a pliphohory  of empty Corona  bottles.  Now, if they are full, I take the chances but they are empty.  The only reasonable reaction is to run off screaming at the top of my lungs "BEWARE ALL YE, BEWARE ALL YE, CARONA IS UPON US." 

Well, after my arrest, I am sitting in my cell and writing my next Country Music hit, "At Least My Cell Has TP."

I an also thinking of titling it "The Azz Is Always Cleaner."

Well done, sir... Well done 

The only thing missing is you advanced age and where you live. (most people here don't know that) 

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Ive been paying the neighbor kid to pick up the dog crap in my back yard...

I dont have a dog...

#notpnoproblem