TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 17, 2020 Allergy related. Just hit me. Probably some pollen in the walk from the car to the store. Sneezed into my elbow. I literally could have walked out without paying for anything. People were nearly diving out of my way. Strange times. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted March 17, 2020 That is awesome!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 17, 2020 I had some dumb focker in the store yesterday, white trashy hick walking around telling his gf how bad his head hurt. WTF. I wanted to shoot the SOB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 17, 2020 I had to sneeze last week with someone in my office. I was able to control it and make it go away. I felt like some sort of Jedi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted March 17, 2020 I will nevah drink another slurpee evah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 17, 2020 That clown who got his flight delayed for hours because he was joking about having the virus Midair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted March 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: I had to sneeze last week with someone in my office. I was able to control it and make it go away. I felt like some sort of Jedi. i can stop hiccups with mind power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted March 17, 2020 I was in Home Depot a couple of weeks ago. I'm walking down an aisle in the paint section. About 20 feet in front of me, this guy looking at one of the shelves sneezes without even trying to cover it. I could see every drop of spray spewing out of his nose and mouth. I stopped dead on my tracks and turned around. Focking loser...even without this Coronavirus, who sneezes in public without putting their arm up to their face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, Thornton Melon said: I was in Home Depot a couple of weeks ago. I'm walking down an aisle in the paint section. About 20 feet in front of me, this guy looking at one of the shelves sneezes without even trying to cover it. I could see every drop of spray spewing out of his nose and mouth. I stopped dead on my tracks and turned around. Focking loser...even without this Coronavirus, who sneezes in public without putting their arm up to their face? That's how I claim the stuff I want too. I sneezed all the way to the TP section of Costco this morning. Loaded up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted March 17, 2020 46 minutes ago, Gladiators said: That's how I claim the stuff I want too. I sneezed all the way to the TP section of Costco this morning. Loaded up! Trying that same approach with other bodily fluids also works. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,220 Posted March 17, 2020 I used to cough to hide a fart. Now I fart to hide a cough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
