KayJay1971 238 Posted March 20, 2020 I heard if you get it your peemus grows to like double the size. I have been hanging out in Chinatown ever since. I can't wait to have a 4 inch dong! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted March 20, 2020 42 minutes ago, fandandy said: Today's rumor: A customer just came in whose sister he says works for Homeland Security and as soon as they are all in place they are shutting the whole country down. I heard this from someone as well, same kind of deal..brother of friend works for HS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted March 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, Herbivore said: I heard this from someone as well, same kind of deal..brother of friend works for HS At this point it has to happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, supermike80 said: At this point it has to happen What does shut down mean to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,037 Posted March 20, 2020 I heard the hospitals have been told to stop treating people over 65 to prevent the hospitals from being overrun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, nobody said: I heard the hospitals have been told to stop treating people over 65 to prevent the hospitals from being overrun. Me too. From you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,578 Posted March 20, 2020 I heard something about an asteroid, and this is all set up as a precursor to get everyone inside and to stock up for when it decimates the earth https://www.dnaindia.com/science/report-end-of-civilisation-in-april-2020-a-2000-foot-long-asteroid-to-fly-very-close-to-earth-in-mid-april-2817717 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted March 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: I heard something about an asteroid, and this is all set up as a precursor to get everyone inside and to stock up for when it decimates the earth https://www.dnaindia.com/science/report-end-of-civilisation-in-april-2020-a-2000-foot-long-asteroid-to-fly-very-close-to-earth-in-mid-april-2817717 Wtf is up with April 19th??? Happens to be my bday though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 20, 2020 National Guard is now prepositioning in various areas, quietly......when it happens it will happen fast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 21, 2020 Lockdown! National Guard! Shelter in Place! Shut down! Amazon! US Mail! Calm down folks. The military isn’t gonna be roaming the streets looking to gun you down if you’re out walking your dog. Trucks and trains will still be moving. Grocery stores and gas stations will still be open. Hospitals will be open. Restaurants will still offer take out Factories will still be producing necessary goods. All the rest of us useless fucks who don’t actually produce or deliver anything will be told to stay home. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, vuduchile said: Trucks and trains will still be moving. Grocery stores and gas stations will still be open. Hospitals will be open. Restaurants will still offer take out Factories will still be producing necessary goods. This is some pretty far fetched stuff. Who told you this? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted March 21, 2020 does anybody consider the whole you don't need a face mask and just wash your hands really good to be the modern equivalent of duck and cover? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, vuduchile said: Lockdown! National Guard! Shelter in Place! Shut down! Amazon! US Mail! Calm down folks. The military isn’t gonna be roaming the streets looking to gun you down if you’re out walking your dog. Trucks and trains will still be moving. Grocery stores and gas stations will still be open. Hospitals will be open. Restaurants will still offer take out Factories will still be producing necessary goods. All the rest of us useless fucks who don’t actually produce or deliver anything will be told to stay home. Ok, so you have absolutely no clue in any way what the mission and role is of the NG, got it... Any focking body have something motherfocking intelligent to say today? jesusfuckingchrist people are stupid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted March 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, RLLD said: Ok, so you have absolutely no clue in any way what the mission and role is of the NG, got it... Any focking body have something motherfocking intelligent to say today? jesusfuckingchrist people are stupid Agreed. The hospitals, restaurants and factories are shutting down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,626 Posted March 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, RLLD said: Ok, so you have absolutely no clue in any way what the mission and role is of the NG, got it... Any focking body have something motherfocking intelligent to say today? jesusfuckingchrist people are stupid I like to read the Daily News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Agreed. The hospitals, restaurants and factories are shutting down. That’s not the point, the role of the guard will be to help people, not martial law and shut down, conspiracy nuts will call it something else, but in metro areas the plan is to use the NG as a distribution network and to administer testing and treatment, there is a plan.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, wiffleball said: does anybody consider the whole you don't need a face mask and just wash your hands really good to be the modern equivalent of duck and cover? Yea, and you know why they say that? Cuz they are so incompetent that they've allowed the production of everything PPE related to be moved to China and Thailand and had the foresight of filling prolly an average-sized pole barn with a few boxes of dust masks labeled Open In Case Of Pandemic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,379 Posted March 21, 2020 31 minutes ago, vuduchile said: Lockdown! National Guard! Shelter in Place! Shut down! Amazon! US Mail! Calm down folks. The military isn’t gonna be roaming the streets looking to gun you down if you’re out walking your dog. Trucks and trains will still be moving. Grocery stores and gas stations will still be open. Hospitals will be open. Restaurants will still offer take out Factories will still be producing necessary goods. All the rest of us useless fucks who don’t actually produce or deliver anything will be told to stay home. This pretty much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 21, 2020 1 minute ago, RLLD said: That’s not the point, the role of the guard will be to help people, not martial law and shut down, conspiracy nuts will call it something else, but in metro areas the plan is to use the NG as a distribution network and to administer testing and treatment, there is a plan.... No sh!t? Pretty much the same thing I said in Biff Tanner’s thread 10 min ago. Check it out. But that’s not how you’ve come across in here. A couple days ago you came in here under cloak and dagger warning us of some major announcement that would effect us all, then signed off in a hurry because you didn’t think it was “safe” to say anymore. Then today you come in with. “Once it happens, it will happen fast.” That’s digby level intelligence right there. Maybe your intentions just don’t translate well in this forum. I dunno. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 21, 2020 24 minutes ago, fandandy said: This is some pretty far fetched stuff. Who told you this? Digby’s BIL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 21, 2020 I peenied my thread about alleged homeland security shutdown. Thought source was legit but just some slapdick pasting some bogus crap from Facebook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 750 Posted March 21, 2020 I recorded a video for Facebook on our coronavirus response. It got 1.2k views. May or may not be a rumor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 21, 2020 RLLD = FAKE NEWS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 21, 2020 13 hours ago, vuduchile said: All the rest of us useless fucks who don’t actually produce or deliver anything will be told to stay home. I made a list! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/20/2020 at 8:39 AM, TimmySmith said: The "marshall law" rumor must be a FB virus, because everyone who goes there starts talking about it. Without knowing what it is, of course. Yeah and somehow everyone who mentions it knows someone in the pentagon. People have seriously lost their minds. They mention that they heard it from someone who knows someone in the pentagon, knowing full well they don't know a damn soul in the pentagon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Frozenbeernuts said: Yeah and somehow everyone who mentions it knows someone in the pentagon. People have seriously lost their minds. They mention that they heard it from someone who knows someone in the pentagon, knowing full well they don't know a damn soul in the pentagon. Hopefully, this becomes the new thing in the future when joking about something you know to be untrue start by saying A friend of mine in Homeland Security... or A friend of mine in the Pentagon told me... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 3, 2020 6 am - 9 pm curfew starting Monday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted April 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, fandandy said: 6 am - 9 pm curfew starting Monday. WEST YORK, Pa. (WHTM) — West York Mayor Bruce Vick has ordered enforcement of a curfew for both children and adults in response to the coronavirus pandemic. A daytime curfew is now in place from 8:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. for all school-aged students. There will also be a curfew for children and adults from 10:00 p.m. until 6:00 a.m. Adults will be able to do life-supporting activities and essential business activities during this time. Fines for violators start at $50 but got up to $1,000 plus court fees and even jail time in some situations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted April 3, 2020 how about this one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,957 Posted April 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Big Guy said: how about this one? Fake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
