State Wrestler stops kidnapping

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e7e780bc5b6cb9dc1a05534

Even the Huffpo finds a decent story. 

[Mookz 1,287]

Wholly fock  

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Canaan Bower won the District 3-5A championship in the 285-pound (129-kilogram) heavyweight division on Feb. 16, and later competed at the state tournament.

Kidnapper must have had a screw loose.  I don't understand his plan.  

[fandandy 3,311]

I heard this on the radio.  Pretty awesome.  Put him in a headlock and waited for the popo. 

Watching the video, six minutes for fatso cop to show up.  That's why I stopped paying for ADT.  And they looked to be in the city.   That's ridiculous.

[Alias Detective 1,177]

I like the lady close to smashing the caution wet sign over his head.  Lol.

[kilroy69 990]

285 lbs in peak physical shape. That kidnapper had to have thought wtf just happened. 

[fandandy 3,311]

6 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

285 lbs in peak physical shape. That kidnapper had to have thought wtf just happened. 

The restraint shown by the wrestler is commendable.  I'd have wailing on that focker, ... in the imaginary reality where I am 285 lbs and in peak physical condition.  

[kilroy69 990]

1 minute ago, fandandy said:

The restraint shown by the wrestler is commendable.  I'd have wailing on that focker, ... in the imaginary reality where I am 285 lbs and in peak physical condition.  

Hahaha. Same. 

[Gladiators 1,900]

That was focking awesome!!!

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,563]

nice job kid, I would have tried to wail on him as well