t.j. booker 206 Posted March 29, 2020 So I told my boss from the sporting goods store where I work in stock that starting tomorrow I plan to self quarantine on account of my glandular problem with causes the obesity and respiratory issues. And this guy says “TJ if you don’t get your fat ass down to Dicks tomorrow you’re FIRED!” His reason is that Idaho isn’t doing shelter in place yet. I tried to explain that it’s just not safe out there for a “high risk” individual like myself! Isn’t my health the most important thing? He said no the most important thing was getting the new shipment on the shelves. Can you believe it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, t.j. booker said: So I told my boss from the sporting goods store where I work in stock that starting tomorrow I plan to self quarantine on account of my glandular problem with causes the obesity and respiratory issues. And this guy says “TJ if you don’t get your fat ass down to Dicks tomorrow you’re FIRED!” His reason is that Idaho isn’t doing shelter in place yet. I tried to explain that it’s just not safe out there for a “high risk” individual like myself! Isn’t my health the most important thing? He said no the most important thing was getting the new shipment on the shelves. Can you believe it? Hey, how does your wife manage to hook up with a bunch of black dudes in Idaho? I know they have Indians, but I didn’t think they had the blacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 29, 2020 If you shelter in place, Gloria's sex life will disappear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted March 29, 2020 I can't believe it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted March 29, 2020 35 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: If you shelter in place, Gloria's sex life will disappear. .... or they come over anyway and just treat him like a lamp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Bier Meister said: .... or they come over anyway and just treat him like a lamp. Someone has to make the drinks. And clean up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, TimmySmith said: If you shelter in place, Gloria's sex life will disappear. Shelt Her? I barely know her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted March 30, 2020 Your boss is doing the right thing. Good for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 30, 2020 Do you just sit around all day thinking up these dumb stories on whatever alias this is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites