MDC 5,876 Posted March 30, 2020 ... what’s his story about where he’s been? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 30, 2020 He was self quarantining in your head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,902 Posted March 30, 2020 It's obvious. He's developing the vaccine for the Coronavirus. Gotta say I'm a little surprised it's taking this long, but I'm sure there's good reason for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,876 Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, fandandy said: He was self quarantining in your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Gladiators said: It's obvious. He's developing the vaccine for the Coronavirus. Gotta say I'm a little surprised it's taking this long, but I'm sure there's good reason for it. Maybe after developing it, he paratrooped it into Italy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Maybe after developing it, he paratrooped it into Italy. After saving New York in honor of his brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 30, 2020 Only man inducted into the college baseball hall of fame as well as military hall of fame. Plus he basically runs his own semi medical facility so show some respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,876 Posted March 30, 2020 35 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Maybe after developing it, he paratrooped it into Italy. I picture him holding two Yeti coolers full of beakers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 30, 2020 14 minutes ago, MDC said: I picture him holding two Yeti coolers full of beakers. Man, a Yeti...what a life, what a guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said: After saving New York in honor of his brother. For NY he stuck syringes of the vaccine into baseballs and hit fungos over the Hudson River into Manhattan. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted March 30, 2020 Procuring masks, ventilators, and Corona tests Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 30, 2020 If he was actually employed as a near nurse, he could actually be on the front lines of this thing. I haven’t heard much about the Carolinas being hit hard though. Whatever the story is, expect plenty of embellishments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted March 30, 2020 LAST VISITED Friday at 09:49 PM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted March 31, 2020 3 hours ago, jerryskids said: Maybe after developing it, he paratrooped it into Italy. He sure didn’t back up a trailer to unload the virus. id like to read that thread again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 31, 2020 I'd be more interested to hear from peenie. She works at CDC. I bet she has an interesting take. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,063 Posted March 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: I'd be more interested to hear from peenie. She works at CDC. I bet she has an interesting take. Can any catholics comment if lent is over yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,587 Posted March 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, DonS said: Can any catholics comment if lent is over yet? It’s over on Easter. Heathen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: It’s over on Easter. Heathen. Yeah that was a pretty impressive lack of cultural knowledge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,945 Posted March 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Yeah that was a pretty impressive lack of cultural knowledge. I was wondering the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,063 Posted March 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Yeah that was a pretty impressive lack of cultural knowledge. Yeah, I realized that shortly after I asked. Duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 31, 2020 7 hours ago, DonS said: Yeah, I realized that shortly after I asked. Duh. Should have gone with “I don’t know what day it is anymore. I celebrated Cinco de Mayo yesterday.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted March 31, 2020 9 hours ago, DonS said: Can any catholics comment if lent is over yet? Not yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 31, 2020 Some dioceses have provided some guidance that people do not have to skip meat on Friday's in the current pandemic. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/coronavirus-changes-lent-bishops-relieve-catholics-giving-meat-fridays-during-n1170321 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted March 31, 2020 18 hours ago, fandandy said: He was self quarantining in your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Some dioceses have provided some guidance that people do not have to skip meat on Friday's in the current pandemic. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/coronavirus-changes-lent-bishops-relieve-catholics-giving-meat-fridays-during-n1170321 Won't be too far from the norm, the Priest will still be giving meat to the Altar boys 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted March 31, 2020 everyone needs a good cry, now and then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,063 Posted April 1, 2020 13 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Should have gone with “I don’t know what day it is anymore. I celebrated Cinco de Mayo yesterday.” Days are certainly starting to blur together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 1, 2020 He’s going to say shotsy is a drunk. Because that’s all he has. He’s a one line lying loser hack. :wave: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Strike said: Bump for Digby I’m clutching prayer beads and replica college baseball championship rings in hopes he returns soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,945 Posted April 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, tanatastic said: I’m clutching prayer beads and replica college baseball championship rings in hopes he returns soon. He already did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted May 19, 2020 On 3/31/2020 at 11:28 PM, shotsup said: He’s going to say shotsy is a drunk. The one thing he doesn't lie about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted May 19, 2020 On 4/9/2020 at 7:07 PM, tanatastic said: I’m clutching anal beads and replica college baseball championship rings in hopes he returns soon. Going to yank them out when he next posts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted May 19, 2020 He's probably saved so many lives during this pandemic. In the thousands. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted May 19, 2020 Just now, The Observer said: He's probably saved so many lives during this pandemic. In the thousands. More than social distancing and self quarantining? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted May 19, 2020 24 minutes ago, edjr said: The one thing he doesn't lie about A broken clock is correct twice a day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
