vuduchile 1,940 Posted March 31, 2020 Anyone have a reliable source where I can order some and have it delivered? Amazon only really has the flimsy commercial stuff. It would have to do if it comes down to it, but I'd rather not spend money on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 31, 2020 My girl got some whips from Amazon. I've found TP in Convenience Stores. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said: My girl got some whips from Amazon. I've found TP in Convenience Stores. Your girl sounds like she's into some kinky sh1t. How does TP factor into your BDSM games? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,803 Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, DonS said: Your girl sounds like she's into some kinky sh1t. How does TP factor into your BDSM games? She whips vudu til he shiits himself. Duh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, MDC said: She whips vudu til he shiits himself. Duh. So she, TEK, and vudu have a twisted spank and scat triangle going on? The GC is getting creative during the quarantine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, DonS said: Your girl sounds like she's into some kinky sh1t. How does TP factor into your BDSM games? She also found some wipes. Hey a little B&D never hurt anyone. Well hurt a little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, The Elevator Killer said: She also found some wipes. Hey a little B&D never hurt anyone. Well hurt a little. It's very important to disinfect the gear after each of her clients. Especially the ball gag. Gotta stay safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, DonS said: It's very important to disinfect the gear after each of her clients. Especially the ball gag. Gotta stay safe. I got me a leather gimp suit just to be safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted March 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: I got me a leather gimp suit just to be safe. If you keep the zipper closed then you can use it as PPE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted March 31, 2020 Local Wal Mart had some this morning along with hand sanitizer. Shiot may be getting back to normal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, NorthernVike said: Local Wal Mart had some this morning along with hand sanitizer. Shiot may be getting back to normal. Maybe. I've been doing Publix because the Walmart near me is the one the college kids use. I'm avoiding them because you know they are having Coronavirus parties and such. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 734 Posted March 31, 2020 I ordered a truckload last week for $26k. No sh!t. Or a lot of sh!t, depending on how you look at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,884 Posted March 31, 2020 Got some at Costco last weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,286 Posted March 31, 2020 Scored a twelver at Aldi on Saturday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,934 Posted March 31, 2020 5 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said: My girl got some whips from Amazon. I've found TP in Convenience Stores. what about the nae nae? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,230 Posted March 31, 2020 7 hours ago, NorthernVike said: Local Wal Mart had some this morning along with hand sanitizer. Shiot may be getting back to normal. Hoarders are retards. Thus hoarders have shitty jobs. Thus hoarders have been laid off. Thus hoarders have no more money to buy more TP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 31, 2020 Plenty at local stores, don’t be a sucker for the manufactured shortage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, tanatastic said: Plenty at local stores, don’t be a sucker for the manufactured shortage. Not plenty around here. Empty shelves during my last 3 trips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, vuduchile said: Not plenty around here. Empty shelves during my last 3 trips If you honestly can't get some I could send you a 9 pack of mega rolls. I currently have 7 x 9 packs and I know I'll be able to get some before I run out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted April 1, 2020 Biggest winner in the TP shortages is cheap-azz brands that you would never normally purchase. A couple weeks ago my wife managed to score some Angel Soft. It's terrible but g0ddamn we're glad to have it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 1, 2020 I just use the socks I've been wearing for the last day or two. I have to wash them anyway, why not make them dual use? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, DonS said: Biggest winner in the TP shortages is cheap-azz brands that you would never normally purchase. A couple weeks ago my wife managed to score some Angel Soft. It's terrible but g0ddamn we're glad to have it. Like the one-ply off-off brands. If you like Angel Soft you'll love Poopy Fingers... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,286 Posted April 1, 2020 I actually think one-ply is a boon for the modern crumpler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, fandandy said: If you honestly can't get some I could send you a 9 pack of mega rolls. I currently have 7 x 9 packs and I know I'll be able to get some before I run out. I have a dozen mega rolls of charmin right now. That should last a couple weeks. If it starts looking dicey, I’ll find you. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 1, 2020 Just have to try the markets you don’t normally think about. Like around here the asian markets have been consistently stocked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted April 1, 2020 4 hours ago, tanatastic said: Just have to try the markets you don’t normally think about. Like around here the asian markets have been consistently stocked. No way in hell am I going into an Asian market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 1, 2020 12 hours ago, fandandy said: Like the one-ply off-off brands. If you like Angel Soft you'll love Poopy Fingers... We bought some Charmin that is really just one ply. Works just fine. My son is so against one-ply, he has his own stash of the 2 ply that he brings into the bathroom with him when he craps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 1, 2020 I've been lucky and not had any problems finding TP. There's a Winn Co. that I go to - as long as I get there before 9:30 (during the week) - it's usually stocked. Picked up a 12-pack this morning in fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 1, 2020 4 hours ago, NorthernVike said: No way in hell am I going into an Asian market. That’s why they are still stocked. This is going to be like a mini Pearl Harbor for Asians for some time even after this is over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 1, 2020 31 minutes ago, Cruzer said: I've been lucky and not had any problems finding TP. There's a Winn Co. that I go to - as long as I get there before 9:30 (during the week) - it's usually stocked. Picked up a 12-pack this morning in fact. Oooooh, LOOK AT ME!!! I don't have to use my bare hand to wipe my ass. Show off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, fandandy said: Oooooh, LOOK AT ME!!! I don't have to use my bare hand to wipe my ass. Show off. You have hands? I only have stubs and the end of my forearms!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,084 Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: You have hands? I only have stubs and the end of my forearms!!! It explains how you have managed to stay married so long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 1, 2020 16 minutes ago, Bert said: It explains how you have managed to stay married so long. Not sure why I thought of this, but skip to 2:05 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,401 Posted April 1, 2020 Can you spare a square? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,084 Posted April 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Not sure why I thought of this, but skip to 2:05 classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted April 1, 2020 17 hours ago, fandandy said: If you honestly can't get some I could send you a 9 pack of mega rolls. I currently have 7 x 9 packs and I know I'll be able to get some before I run out. How many dumps are you taking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 1, 2020 Just now, KayJay1971 said: How many dumps are you taking? Probably not getting enough fiber in his diet. It is probably that he needs to wipe 15 times for each dump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,084 Posted April 1, 2020 38 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Not sure why I thought of this, but skip to 2:05 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites