Some skanky little white trash chick just comes in the store

[fandandy 3,311]

Asks me for change for a twenty, hands me a ten then tells me that the store smells like a bowling alley.  

What in the fock is that supposed to mean?  

[Hardcore troubadour 12,596]

1 minute ago, fandandy said:

Asks me for change for a twenty, hands me a ten then tells me that the store smells like a bowling alley.  

What in the fock is that supposed to mean?  

Drugs

[TimmySmith 2,782]

All code for anal.

[DonS 3,063]

Can size?  Number of teeth missing? 

[Mookz 1,287]

She must be taw'm bout that stuff they spray into the rental shoes.  It must have a distinct odor, and your store must smell like it from all the sanitizin'.  

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566]

did you bang her?

 

[kutulu 1,542]

14 minutes ago, DonS said:

Can size?  Number of teeth missing? 

I'm picturing Ruth from Ozark

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Lock your doors.  

[DonS 3,063]

5 minutes ago, kutulu said:

I'm picturing Ruth from Ozark

Ha!  Yeah, me too.  "Why does this focking place smell like a focking bowling alley?" 

[shotsup 831]

9 minutes ago, kutulu said:

I'm picturing Ruth from Ozark

Would you ?

[fandandy 3,311]

Just now, DonS said:

Ha!  Yeah, me too.  "Why does this focking place smell like a focking bowling alley?" 

She double sniffed.  She started her sentence with a sniff then sniffed again mid-sentence.  She didn't cuss either.  More like a *sniff* This smells like a *sniff* bowling alley.

Now I'm sniffing around.  I haven't been to a bowling alley in years but she double sniffed.  She is prolly right.  

 

 

[Gladiators 1,904]

5 minutes ago, fandandy said:

She double sniffed.  She started her sentence with a sniff then sniffed again mid-sentence.  She didn't cuss either.  More like a *sniff* This smells like a *sniff* bowling alley.

Now I'm sniffing around.  I haven't been to a bowling alley in years but she double sniffed.  She is prolly right.  

 

 

Should have told her it's the stench of coronavirus.

[BiffTannen 651]

Cash her outside

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

You should have a standard answer for things like this.  I would have just told her "it is the bodies that we keep in the freezer.  Sometimes they thaw a little." 

[tubby_mcgee 686]

46 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Asks me for change for a twenty, hands me a ten

Why did she hand you a ten?

[shotsup 831]

17 minutes ago, fandandy said:

She double sniffed.  She started her sentence with a sniff then sniffed again mid-sentence.  She didn't cuss either.  More like a *sniff* This smells like a *sniff* bowling alley.

Now I'm sniffing around.  I haven't been to a bowling alley in years but she double sniffed.  She is prolly right.  

 

 

Were do you work ? A used shoe store ?

[Big Blue 06 195]

6 minutes ago, shotsup said:

Were do you work ? A used shoe store ?

In a surprise twist to this story, he actually works in a bowling alley.

[vuduchile 1,940]

29 minutes ago, fandandy said:

She double sniffed.  She started her sentence with a sniff then sniffed again mid-sentence.  She didn't cuss either.  More like a *sniff* This smells like a *sniff* bowling alley.

Now I'm sniffing around.  I haven't been to a bowling alley in years but she double sniffed.  She is prolly right.  

 

 

Stale fritos can smell like dirty feet.  Check your inventory

[Cruzer 1,992]

Sounds like a pro.....professional short changer that is.

But could also mean she just sold you a Fock for $10.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

25 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

Stale fritos can smell like dirty feet.  Check your inventory

My dogs feet smell like Fritos.  Fritos smell good.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

1 minute ago, Alias Detective said:

My dogs feet smell like Fritos.  Fritos smell good.

That is from scratching his balls.  

[Big Guy 1,400]

1 hour ago, kutulu said:

I'm picturing Ruth from Ozark

same

[DonS 3,063]

2 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

My dogs feet smell like Fritos.  Fritos smell good.

Yep, my dog gets corn chip toes as well. 

[shotsup 831]

5 hours ago, kutulu said:

I'm picturing Ruth from Ozark

My god she has the most fvcking annoying Fvcking voice on TV. 
Everytime She opens her mouth I cringe.