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COVID-19 Fingerbang challenge

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Rules:

1)Break into someone’s home (occupied or not) and see if you can get off a good 5 min fingerbang with girlfriend/wife/mortgage payer/boyfriend without getting shot

2) You can get shot at, but if you or s/o takes a hit, you are disqualified 

 

 

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So, Newbie was 15 at the time of the fingerbang incident. I can understand it because I tried to get in the pants of girls every chance I could (movies, living room with her parents in next room, in closets at parties, front lawn during a party, etc.).

The question is, how did you realize that the man in the boat was more important than a fingerblast for a girl? Took me about 5 girls before I even bothered to ask and porn was nearly as prevalent, so I should be forgiven. :unsure:

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26 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

 

The question is, how did you realize that the man in the boat was more important than a fingerblast for a girl? Took me about 5 girls before I even bothered to ask and porn was nearly as prevalent, so I should be forgiven. :unsure:

I still have never found it. 

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35 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

So, Newbie was 15 at the time of the fingerbang incident. I can understand it because I tried to get in the pants of girls every chance I could (movies, living room with her parents in next room, in closets at parties, front lawn during a party, etc.).

The question is, how did you realize that the man in the boat was more important than a fingerblast for a girl? Took me about 5 girls before I even bothered to ask and porn was nearly as prevalent, so I should be forgiven. :unsure:

You leave out this was a frequent thing he was up to.  Not a one time thing, according to him. Unfinished houses everywhere.  I think he used to masturbate at fires too. 

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9 hours ago, The Observer said:

I still have never found it. 

The clit is the unicorn of the female anatomy. 

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3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

The clit is the unicorn of the female anatomy. 

I'm starting to figure it's just a myth. I stopped looking

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3 hours ago, The Observer said:

I'm starting to figure it's just a myth. I stopped looking

Oh, I have found it and I sure hope that my sons get it figured out on their own since I am not really looking to have that conversation with them.  :lol:

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39 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Oh, I have found it and I sure hope that my sons get it figured out on their own since I am not really looking to have that conversation with them.  :lol:

You haven't told them about Twiggly the Gnome that guards the entrance to the Cave of Knowledge?  (~3:45 mark)

 

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/lothar-of-the-hill-people/n9828

 

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