Crestwood 2 128 Posted May 14, 2020 Rules: 1)Break into someone’s home (occupied or not) and see if you can get off a good 5 min fingerbang with girlfriend/wife/mortgage payer/boyfriend without getting shot 2) You can get shot at, but if you or s/o takes a hit, you are disqualified 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 14, 2020 So, Newbie was 15 at the time of the fingerbang incident. I can understand it because I tried to get in the pants of girls every chance I could (movies, living room with her parents in next room, in closets at parties, front lawn during a party, etc.). The question is, how did you realize that the man in the boat was more important than a fingerblast for a girl? Took me about 5 girls before I even bothered to ask and porn was nearly as prevalent, so I should be forgiven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted May 14, 2020 26 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: The question is, how did you realize that the man in the boat was more important than a fingerblast for a girl? Took me about 5 girls before I even bothered to ask and porn was nearly as prevalent, so I should be forgiven. I still have never found it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,407 Posted May 14, 2020 35 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: So, Newbie was 15 at the time of the fingerbang incident. I can understand it because I tried to get in the pants of girls every chance I could (movies, living room with her parents in next room, in closets at parties, front lawn during a party, etc.). The question is, how did you realize that the man in the boat was more important than a fingerblast for a girl? Took me about 5 girls before I even bothered to ask and porn was nearly as prevalent, so I should be forgiven. You leave out this was a frequent thing he was up to. Not a one time thing, according to him. Unfinished houses everywhere. I think he used to masturbate at fires too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted May 14, 2020 9 hours ago, The Observer said: I still have never found it. The clit is the unicorn of the female anatomy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted May 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, wiffleball said: The clit is the unicorn of the female anatomy. I'm starting to figure it's just a myth. I stopped looking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 14, 2020 3 hours ago, The Observer said: I'm starting to figure it's just a myth. I stopped looking Oh, I have found it and I sure hope that my sons get it figured out on their own since I am not really looking to have that conversation with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted May 14, 2020 39 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Oh, I have found it and I sure hope that my sons get it figured out on their own since I am not really looking to have that conversation with them. You haven't told them about Twiggly the Gnome that guards the entrance to the Cave of Knowledge? (~3:45 mark) https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/lothar-of-the-hill-people/n9828 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites