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Did Christ. This is something women are going to look back on in later years with regret.

 

Sitting in a bar right now and every single woman has their hair pulled back and the rest scrunched up into a single softball-size chunk of hair standing straight up.

 

F****** lazy ditches. It is completely not attractive. You look like a f****** jack o lantern. 

 

God damn, do these b****** ever leave Junior high? You're an adult. You don't have to do whatever the f****** magazine telling you to do.

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3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Did Christ. This is something women are going to look back on in later years with regret.

 

Sitting in a bar right now and every single woman has their hair pulled back and the rest scrunched up into a single softball-size chunk of hair standing straight up.

 

F****** lazy ditches. It is completely not attractive. You look like a f****** jack o lantern. 

 

God damn, do these b****** ever leave Junior high? You're an adult. You don't have to do whatever the f****** magazine telling you to do.

Wtf are you doing on a message board with dudes whilst sitting at a bar?  .

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1 minute ago, Alias Detective said:

Wtf are you doing on a message board with dudes whilst sitting at a bar?  .

Trying to spread the virus!

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1 minute ago, Alias Detective said:

Wtf are you doing on a message board with dudes whilst sitting at a bar?  .

Multitasking?

 

What? You want I should be on Facebook with Tubby?

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Just now, wiffleball said:

Multitasking?

 

What? You want I should be on Facebook with Tubby?

Fock dude, you're even replying.  

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17 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Fock dude, you're even replying.  

I'm in a bar with women, and youre ....?

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Seriously, the ponytail is cute as f***. We had to mess with that?

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They’re all on Facebook talking about the creep who won’t stop staring at their hair.

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Trannys with man buns.  Check for the Adam’s apple bubba

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1 minute ago, Bier Meister said:

Trannys with man buns.  Check for the Adam’s apple bubba

That's part of the problem. These millennial hipsters who are dudes who wear their hair the same way.

 

Phagz

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10 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I'm in a bar with women, and youre ....?

Married.  Just got home from a picnic honoring the fallen. Cheers.

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40 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Did Christ. This is something women are going to look back on in later years with regret.

 

Sitting in a bar right now and every single woman has their hair pulled back and the rest scrunched up into a single softball-size chunk of hair standing straight up.

 

F****** lazy ditches. It is completely not attractive. You look like a f****** jack o lantern. 

 

God damn, do these b****** ever leave Junior high? You're an adult. You don't have to do whatever the f****** magazine telling you to do.

A woman who doesn't bring her "A-game" doesn't deserve my dikk.

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I mean seriously, you'll tweeze your eyebrows for an hour but you won't shave your neck? Yech.

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Man, the only one here is not doing that is totally rocking the Amanda peete.  Holy gawd.  If she knew  was going through my head right now she would run away screaming. What a f****** perfect - everything. 

 

Jesus, there is going to be a crap load of scrogging  going on this weekend.

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24 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I mean seriously, you'll tweeze your eyebrows for an hour but you won't shave your neck? Yech.

I'm siding with you on this one. And I'm one who prefers when women look natural and dress comfortably. But when they just pile that shlt on top of their heads it's simply an expression of their inner turmoils of being a woman. They need to get themselves some Dr. Phil.

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What state are you allowed to sit in a bar and drink with other adults right now?

I had to put on a focking mask to order take out through a window today.

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Man Bun.

No such thing.

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16 minutes ago, Intense Observer said:

What state are you allowed to sit in a bar and drink with other adults right now?

I had to put on a focking mask to order take out through a window today.

Mmmmmm

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I support legislation requiring women to fix themselves up before leaving home. The hurt that my eyes have to endure when a women looks like a bag of smashed buttwholes should be considered a hate crime. 

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