KayJay1971 238 Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, The Elevator Killer said: Want a Joneo snack? huh boy? Yeah. Click the link. Go ahead. That actually made me giggle a little. I can imagine Joneo tempting people to click his links in this fashion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, KayJay1971 said: That actually made me giggle a little. I can imagine Joneo tempting people to click his links in this fashion. His go to is "You know you want to." And he's right and wrong at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: A word of advice: work sucks, but not working sucks even more. Even part time is good. Agree. I will get something to keep busy and give me fun money Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, KayJay1971 said: Congratulations and thank you for making the streets safer. You can put all of your energy into recreating the Lemon Party pic now that you are officially and old azz man. nothing like a good ol' lemon party to welcome in a retirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said: His go to is "You know you want to." And he's right and wrong at the same time. It's like watching a train wreck...you have to look Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted June 19, 2020 Thank you and enjoy whatever is next. I feel like 2020 for Cops is like 2006 for older home builders in 2006 as the housing bubble burst. If you are 50 or over, great time to get out of the business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 19, 2020 30 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: Thank you and enjoy whatever is next. I feel like 2020 for Cops is like 2006 for older home builders in 2006 as the housing bubble burst. If you are 50 or over, great time to get out of the business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: Fock yeah. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted June 19, 2020 Since we are friends now, are you really missing a thumb? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: Since we are friends now, are you really missing a thumb? Partially. It was above the first knuckle so I was able to grow a fingernail. It kinda looks funny but not too bad. It hurt like a mother though! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted June 19, 2020 42 minutes ago, joneo said: Partially. It was above the first knuckle so I was able to grow a fingernail. It kinda looks funny but not too bad. It hurt like a mother though! Cool, never quite knew the whole story, if true or just Geek Club lore. joneo, the thumbleness goblin, with links of darkness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: Cool, never quite new the whole story, if true or just Geek Club lore. joneo, the thumbleness goblin, with links of darkness. Pretty much sums it up LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,379 Posted June 19, 2020 19 hours ago, joneo said: 19 years as a cop and 4 years as a corrections officer. 53 years old soon. My last day is June 29th. I decided life is too short. After reading about the Atlanta police crap, I know I made the right decision. If movies have taught me anything you'll be paired with the hotshot rookie next week. Hijenxs and hilarity will happen while you solve a major crime and you'll have a sweet catchline. "I'm to old for this sh1t" is taken BTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 19, 2020 Just now, Cdub100 said: If movies have taught me anything you'll be paired with the hotshot rookie next week. Hijenxs and hilarity will happen while you solve a major crime and you'll have a sweet catchline. "I'm to old for this sh1t" is taken BTW. joneo: " I'm gunna have to check the receipt because I ain't buying any of this bullsh!t!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,379 Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, joneo said: joneo: " I'm gunna have to check the receipt because I ain't buying any of this bullsh!t!" I was thinking, "have you seen the latest baby death?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: I was thinking, "have you seen the latest baby death?" "Go ahead, click my link" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,379 Posted June 19, 2020 Just now, joneo said: "Go ahead, click my link" There it is. Perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 19, 2020 13 hours ago, joneo said: It's like watching a train wreck...you have to look I usually do although my brain is screaming NOOOOOOOO! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 28, 2020 My last shift starts at1800 hours tonight. 12 hour shift and outta here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted June 28, 2020 Congrats soon to be retired joneo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted June 28, 2020 3 hours ago, joneo said: My last shift starts at1800 hours tonight. 12 hour shift and outta here. Make a difference in one criminals life during your last shift. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted June 28, 2020 On 6/18/2020 at 9:27 PM, joneo said: Partially. It was above the first knuckle so I was able to grow a fingernail. It kinda looks funny but not too bad. It hurt like a mother though! I just got a toe shortened about three weeks ago. I think I will get to enjoy pain there from now on. ETA: Happy retirement, fellow stub! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,237 Posted June 28, 2020 Congrats. if you find yourself totally bored, consider this. Send out resumes to all these fucktard cities that are fuckin with their own police departments. When they call you, ask all kinds of questions about their idea of proper arrest technique. Then when they give their focked up answers, tell their mayors & governors to go fock themselves. You could start with Minneapolis, SEA & ATL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted June 29, 2020 14 hours ago, joneo said: My last shift starts at1800 hours tonight. 12 hour shift and outta here. You are one hour and 16 minutes done. I hope colleagues threw you a party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Voltaire said: You are one hour and 16 minutes done. I hope colleagues threw you a party. A co-worker is taking me out to breakfast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 29, 2020 If cop movies have taught me anything, it is that you will inevitably stumble into some crazy underground criminal syndicate on your last day before retirement. Probably Asians who know Kung fu. Be careful out there. Remember, you're getting too old for this sh!t. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted June 29, 2020 4 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: If cop movies have taught me anything, it is that you will inevitably stumble into some crazy underground criminal syndicate on your last day before retirement. Probably Asians who know Kung fu. Be careful out there. Remember, you're getting too old for this sh!t. Or, you found out you have a life threatening disease and you want to risk your life to the max in the hopes your loved ones get your death insurance money after getting killed while on duty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
