Just woke up from a 12 year coma. AMA.

[McBokonon 1]

I’m kidding. I don’t want to answer any questions. Just tell me what I missed.

[McBokonon 1]

Cursory review of the first page shows me that this place is pretty MAGA. Also, @Mike FF Today this is not very mobile friendly. Please join us in the year 2013. 

[cmh6476 751]

Can you take Ted's place with the homers if season is played?

[McBokonon 1]

4 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

Can you take Ted's place with the homers if season is played?

Definitely not. I’d be surprised if I came back here after tonight, but I’m glad to see it’s still going!

[IGotWorms 3,311]

How’d you end up in the coma?

[tubby_mcgee 686]

1 hour ago, McBokonon said:

Just tell me what I missed.

Dey mad.
Dey vandalized.
Dey promoted by CNN.
Dey woke. (different woke dan your woke)
Virus going around is a farce.
We now know timing the stock market is easy peasy. 

 

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Tom Brady is now a Buccaneer so the NFL season is in danger of not being played.

If you agree with a Democrat be sure to repeat exactly what they said or they will try to ruin your life.

Epstein was arrested and "committed suicide" while the guards napped. Oddly the camera watching him was not working. Hmmm.

Toilet paper is a luxury item now.

Hollywood has beens think they should be running things.

President Trump is very bad because he created jobs and made other countries pay their way. 

Gay people have laid claim to every letter in the alphabet.

Joe Biden said he is going to beat Joe Biden and likes sniffing little girls hair. 

The Washington Redskins are no longer the Redskins.

Statues are coming to life and people have to defend themselves by pulling them down.

Everything made prior to 2020 is racist. TV. Movies. Apple sauce.

Kanye West was running for president, then he wasn't and now he is again.

Bruce Jenner is now a woman with a pemus. 

Hilary Clinton still won't go away even though both sides want her to.

Restaurants are take out only.

People think 2 feet is equal to 6 feet.

There may be one more.

 

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Who are you?

[The Elevator Killer 497]

1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Who are you?

He's the guy from Idiocracy that they were going to freeze for 500 years, but it only took 11 years for us to get to that point so they defrosted him. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Its not a bad place...when the virus started up..people were excellent helping out..shipping masks...etc.  

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

The Giants beat the Patriots in the super bowl again. 

[FlyinHeadlock 459]

CPT America retired. Gave his shield to a black guy with no powers.   

 

 

 

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

11 hours ago, McBokonon said:

I’m kidding. I don’t want to answer any questions. Just tell me what I missed.

How do you pronounce your name?  

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Thursday nights we all sit around in this place, have some beers, and play cards.

[KayJay1971 238]

Fock Off!! Seriously!!

[Voltaire 4,558]

Daggone, I had a post deleted in this thread. That hasn't happened to me before. 

[The Elevator Killer 497]

1 minute ago, Voltaire said:

Daggone, I had a post deleted in this thread. That hasn't happened to me before. 

Damn you sure did. I wonder why? I don't recall anything in it that would cause it to be deleted. 

[KayJay1971 238]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

Damn you sure did. I wonder why? I don't recall anything in it that would cause it to be deleted. 

Systematic Racism. 

[Meglamaniac 380]

3 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Daggone, I had a post deleted in this thread. That hasn't happened to me before. 

Gremlins

 

[HTH 67]

14 hours ago, McBokonon said:

I’m kidding. I don’t want to answer any questions. Just tell me what I missed.

Hey, where have you been?  

[TheNewGirl 1,028]

Are you still doinking your boss? 

[KayJay1971 238]

4 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I am secretly in love with Kayjay1971. 

[TheNewGirl 1,028]

7 minutes ago, KayJay1971 said:

Northern California? 

Where? 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Bonky!!!! How are ya?!?!?!?!