wiffleball 4,617 Posted August 7, 2020 So, in our usual history of sharing things here that we don't even tell our own on families, here goes nuttin. My heart is Fubared. But turns out they can't really do anything about it because my blood is even worse. White cells red cells platelets you name it everything that's not supposed to be low is ridiculously retardedly low. They don't know why the Bloods all messed up yet. There's like 11 3000 cancers it could be. Good news is I don't have AIDS. Boy all that butt sex I never had... Pretty sure my liver isn't helping things. Thing is, if they try to do anything to my heart even freaking angiogram, I could bleed out llike a hemophiliac with Ebola in a john wu film. And the reason they test me for AIDS is because I've gotten like all these random mysterious rare pneumonia and other viruses and that's pretty much how they discovered aids in the first place. Crazy part is, I'm probably in the best shape I've been in 20 years. Working 70 or 80 hours a week. Walking crazy miles a day. And they can't figure out why the hell haven't gotten sicker or how the f*** I'm still walking around at all. And here's a random fact of the day. Nitroglycerin? Taste very much like cinnamon. Smooches. Wiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,285 Posted August 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Working 70 or 80 hours a week. This isn't a good thing... Not that it will cure you, but way too much IMO... Good luck... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,508 Posted August 7, 2020 Good luck Wiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted August 7, 2020 Damn Wiff. I'm sorry you've been going through all that. Are they going to do more tests or what's the game plan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,069 Posted August 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, wiffleball said: So, in our usual history of sharing things here that we don't even tell our own on families, here goes nuttin. My heart is Fubared. But turns out they can't really do anything about it because my blood is even worse. White cells red cells platelets you name it everything that's not supposed to be low is ridiculously retardedly low. They don't know why the Bloods all messed up yet. There's like 11 3000 cancers it could be. Good news is I don't have AIDS. Boy all that butt sex I never had... Pretty sure my liver isn't helping things. Thing is, if they try to do anything to my heart even freaking angiogram, I could bleed out llike a hemophiliac with Ebola in a john wu film. And the reason they test me for AIDS is because I've gotten like all these random mysterious rare pneumonia and other viruses and that's pretty much how they discovered aids in the first place. Crazy part is, I'm probably in the best shape I've been in 20 years. Working 70 or 80 hours a week. Walking crazy miles a day. And they can't figure out why the hell haven't gotten sicker or how the f*** I'm still walking around at all. And here's a random fact of the day. Nitroglycerin? Taste very much like cinnamon. Smooches. Wiff That sounds like too many things that are wrong. If they don't know how you're still alive, my guess is that maybe someone screwed up on one (or more), of the tests. Are they going to do any more tests and redo any? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted August 7, 2020 Now they're sending me to herpatologist hermaphrodite or something like that. So I'm going to have a dude lady talking about snakes? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Working 70 or 80 hours a week. Walking crazy miles a day. That's one big paper route. Also, good luck. I was thinking about you yesterday and almost started a thread asking how you were doing. I'm sorry to read this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted August 7, 2020 1 minute ago, TBayXXXVII said: That sounds like too many things that are wrong. If they don't know how you're still alive, my guess is that maybe someone screwed up on one (or more), of the tests. Are they going to do any more tests and redo any? Well they've done the blood so many f****** times I'm pretty sure I know why my blood levels are low. Stop taking all my f****** blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,069 Posted August 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Well they've done the blood so many f****** times I'm pretty sure I know why my blood levels are low. Stop taking all my f****** blood. If that's the case, I'd say f' it dude. Ball out as much as you can... while you can. Who knows, you may still have 20 years left in you. One of my co-workers was given 6 to 12 months to live... 11 years ago. She goes for yearly physical's and the doctors tell her to make sure all her affairs are in order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted August 7, 2020 my thoughts when looking at a picture of your mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,069 Posted August 7, 2020 1 minute ago, edjr said: my thoughts when looking at a picture of your mom. Go get her!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted August 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said: If that's the case, I'd say f' it dude. Ball out as much as you can... while you can. Who knows, you may still have 20 years left in you. One of my co-workers was given 6 to 12 months to live... 11 years ago. She goes for yearly physical's and the doctors tell her to make sure all her affairs are in order. Doctors told my parents that I wouldn't live past 2 years old. Doctors are not God. They don't know everything. They take educated guesses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted August 7, 2020 Pretty sure its covid. Cough. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted August 7, 2020 Sorry Wiff. I could have diagnosed this without all the tests... T's & P's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,069 Posted August 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: Doctors told my parents that I wouldn't live past 2 years old. Doctors are not God. They don't know everything. They take educated guesses. You are correct. I have a friend who's son was diagnosed with an immune deficiency at 4 year. They told my friend and his wife that his case is so severe, they doubt he ever outgrows it. They told them that he'd need IGG (white platelet infusions), the rest of his life and he may not live more than another 3 or 4 years. Their son is going to turn 24 in 3.5 weeks and he outgrew the condition at age 9. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 7, 2020 Did you use a Whizzinator or something? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted August 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said: You are correct. I have a friend who's son was diagnosed with an immune deficiency at 4 year. They told my friend and his wife that his case is so severe, they doubt he ever outgrows it. They told them that he'd need IGG (white platelet infusions), the rest of his life and he may not live more than another 3 or 4 years. Their son is going to turn 24 in 3.5 weeks and he outgrew the condition at age 9. About 18 months ago I was told the front of my heart had stopped at some point. Sent me to a cardio guy. Did the stress test and all that. Nothing was wrong. My doctor had put the heart thing on wrong. I got a new Doctor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,161 Posted August 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Pretty sure its TDS. Cough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,068 Posted August 7, 2020 Good luck Wiff. Doctors are barely scientists and certainly not engineers, who look at things from more of a holistic systems level. Doctors are best at dealing with a single symptom or set of consistent symptoms, in which case they can ker-chunk through their checklist. Give them multiple seemingly unrelated symptoms and they are stymied. You might be better off with the Google machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted August 7, 2020 Sorry Wiff. Hope you get better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,216 Posted August 7, 2020 I’m hoping for the best. If you feel good, try to keep up your normal life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted August 7, 2020 Sorry to hear this Wiff......but yeah, it ain't over until the fat lady sings ps.....we're all gonna die sooner or later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 8, 2020 hang in their man...slow down and let your body heal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted August 8, 2020 Wiff ain't gonna die anytime soon at all. I talked to a couple of cockroach frineds of mine today and believe it or not, they actually knew about the man. Their words were on the line of "That fat drunken fock will outlive all of us...I hope he votes for Trump, though" Actual werds from cockroaches. Go figure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,248 Posted August 8, 2020 Sorry bro, hope things work out okay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 658 Posted August 8, 2020 Man sorry to hear. Hope they find out what is wrong soon. There should be a pill for that somewhere. T&P. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,446 Posted August 8, 2020 You should immediately get a second option at the best medical facility in your area. If you have a Mayo Clinic near you, I would recommend them. All medical facilities are not equal, they are not even close. I had a problem a few years ago and my medical facility was sending me from specialist to specialist over a three month period. I lost complete confidence in all of them. I set up an appointment at Mayo for a second opinion and they had me diagnosed with a scheduled treatment plan within 10 days. The difference between the two facilities was mind blowing, What you have is much more serious than my ailment which makes it more important for you to get better care. You need and deserve the best care you can get. Good luck and find a top notch facility. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,493 Posted August 8, 2020 18 hours ago, wiffleball said: White cells red cells platelets you name it everything that's not supposed to be low is ridiculously retardedly low. There's simply not enough blood in your alcohol system. Also, thanks for the tip, I'll try nitroglycerin in my pudding next time. I do hope get better, wiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,216 Posted August 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Baker Boy said: You should immediately get a second option at the best medical facility in your area. If you have a Mayo Clinic near you, I would recommend them. All medical facilities are not equal, they are not even close. I had a problem a few years ago and my medical facility was sending me from specialist to specialist over a three month period. I lost complete confidence in all of them. I set up an appointment at Mayo for a second opinion and they had me diagnosed with a scheduled treatment plan within 10 days. The difference between the two facilities was mind blowing, What you have is much more serious than my ailment which makes it more important for you to get better care. You need and deserve the best care you can get. Good luck and find a top notch facility. This is true and possible until single payer is adapted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted August 8, 2020 I'm sorry, I'm still waiting on Bier Meister to come in and tell us how much better the aioli Clinic is than the Mayo Clinic... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 8, 2020 i went to UPMC and within an hour they had a team assembled..cardio..nephrology..gastro. 5 docs in all...they visited every day..even the weekends. Quality is important!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted August 8, 2020 This thread didn’t deliver. Was hoping it was a pic of a hottie, but I knew better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 8, 2020 First case of TDS leaving the brain and entering the bloodstream? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted August 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, drobeski said: First case of TDS leaving the brain and entering the bloodstream? Yeah, but president retard said I should just drink a shot of bleach and it will cure every thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,446 Posted August 8, 2020 1 hour ago, wiffleball said: I'm sorry, I'm still waiting on Bier Meister to come in and tell us how much better the aioli Clinic is than the Mayo Clinic... Sorry guy I was just sharing person experience. I guess you deserve what you settle for. You can lead a horse to water but........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,068 Posted August 8, 2020 27 minutes ago, Baker Boy said: Sorry guy I was just sharing person experience. I guess you deserve what you settle for. You can lead a horse to water but........ Whoosh! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 8, 2020 2 hours ago, wiffleball said: I'm sorry, I'm still waiting on Bier Meister to come in and tell us how much better the aioli Clinic is than the Mayo Clinic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites