drobeski 3,061 Posted August 9, 2020 15 hours ago, wiffleball said: Yeah, but president retard said I should just drink a shot of bleach and it will cure every thing. You'll have to provide a link to that quote, NANCY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted August 9, 2020 Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys. Good luck, wiff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted August 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys. Best of luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted August 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys. Good luck wiff. You can do it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,192 Posted August 9, 2020 1 hour ago, kutulu said: DND Good luck OK I laughed. Also best of luck @wiffleball Remember your body is a system, even if it is a crappy one, and that these symptoms ARE most likely related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,381 Posted August 10, 2020 Godspeed Whiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted August 10, 2020 23 hours ago, wiffleball said: Well guess who's in the hospital. I guess they're going to get over the blood thing and go ahead and do whatever they do to the heart. See you later boys. Good luck my friend! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 10, 2020 If you die, can I have your bike? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted August 11, 2020 Let's see, new developments. Fentanyl and servanon? or something like that? God that messed me up. And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. . Idiots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted August 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Let's see, new developments. Fentanyl and servanon? or something like that? God that messed me up. And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. . You're a hot focking mess. Good luck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted August 11, 2020 10 hours ago, wiffleball said: Let's see, new developments. Fentanyl and servanon? or something like that? God that messed me up. And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. . Idiots Good to see you made it out of the procedure alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted August 11, 2020 Best wishes for a speedy recovery! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted August 12, 2020 Here's the crazy part. Its getting worse, but people being nicer. God damn it does my heart hurt. Post surgery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,557 Posted August 12, 2020 Keep us informed, wiff. Best wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,557 Posted August 12, 2020 On 8/11/2020 at 11:15 AM, wiffleball said: And while they did most of the work for my wrist and arm pit, they still shave my nutsack. . Wow! This the first time we found out about somebody touching your nutsack. Congrats. This calls for a celebration. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Davis 163 Posted August 12, 2020 3 hours ago, wiffleball said: Here's the crazy part. Its getting worse, but people being nicer. God damn it does my heart hurt. Post surgery. Best wishes man, hang tough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,631 Posted August 12, 2020 Best wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted August 12, 2020 Hope you recover quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted August 12, 2020 Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole. I Heard it was a MegaTooth 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted August 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole. Titleist? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted August 12, 2020 Definitely one of these - https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-America-Great-Balls/dp/B07TT3KB7T Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,023 Posted August 12, 2020 I've watched a lot of episodes of House, so I think I'm pretty qualified to say it's Lupus. 1 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 12, 2020 49 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole. That’s not a pillow!!! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,557 Posted August 13, 2020 14 hours ago, wiffleball said: Well, I'm still kicking. The doctors went in and looked around. Some idiot stuck a golf ball in my blow hole. Titleist TruFeel? Dude, go back, I put the entire box of twelve up in there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted August 14, 2020 So here's the thing for all you guys who end up getting the same procedure. Surgeon will brag about how he put 15 feet of wire in the pin in your wrist and did wonders for your heart. That's great Hawkeye. 2 days later my arm looks like the drummer for Def Leppard right before they got the bonesaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted August 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, wiffleball said: So here's the thing for all you guys who end up getting the same procedure. Surgeon will brag about how he put 15 feet of wire in the pin in your wrist and did wonders for your heart. That's great Hawkeye. 2 days later my arm looks like the drummer for Def Leppard right before they got the bonesaw. stents? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted August 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, wiffleball said: So here's the thing for all you guys who end up getting the same procedure. Surgeon will brag about how he put 15 feet of wire in the pin in your wrist and did wonders for your heart. That's great Hawkeye. 2 days later my arm looks like the drummer for Def Leppard right before they got the bonesaw. You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted August 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: stents? Yes. He's being a dramatic little b!tch. Glad he's OK though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted August 14, 2020 Just now, Gladiators said: You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it? Dirty Mike and the boys crue. Semen is sterile , he's fine right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted August 14, 2020 18 hours ago, Gladiators said: You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it? He was wearing a hospital gown... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted August 14, 2020 18 hours ago, MTSkiBum said: stents? Apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted August 15, 2020 On 8/12/2020 at 2:48 PM, Mike Honcho said: I've watched a lot of episodes of House, so I think I'm pretty qualified to say it's Lupus. I did not watch House and I know nothing about medical stuff but I am going with Lyme disease. Every time someone I knew had something wrong that they could not find it turned out to be Lyme. Wiff have you been doing any of that white privilege camping? Also should this be a contest for a tooth? Seriously though good luck Wiff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 15, 2020 On 8/13/2020 at 11:42 PM, Gladiators said: You let one of the homeless guys who claimed to be a former heart surgeon do it? No the homeless guy who picked Johnny Football Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted August 15, 2020 Pulling for you buddy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 15, 2020 12 hours ago, Bill E. said: Also should this be a contest for a tooth? So, are we guessing what date he dies or what he dies from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted August 16, 2020 10 hours ago, fandandy said: So, are we guessing what date he dies or what he dies from? Both would be morbid. Just what they cure him of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites