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So, in our usual history of sharing things here that we don't even tell our own on families, here goes nuttin. 

 

My heart is Fubared. But turns out they can't really do anything about it because my blood is even worse. White cells red cells platelets you name it everything that's not supposed to be low is ridiculously retardedly low.

They  don't know why the Bloods all messed up yet. There's like 11 3000 cancers it could be. Good news is I don't have AIDS. Boy all that butt sex I never had...

 

Pretty sure my liver isn't helping things.

 

Thing is, if they try to do anything to my heart even  freaking angiogram, I could bleed out llike a hemophiliac with Ebola in a john wu film. 

And the reason they test me for AIDS is because I've gotten like all these random mysterious rare pneumonia  and other viruses and that's pretty much how they discovered aids in the first place.

 

Crazy part is, I'm probably in the best shape I've been in 20 years. Working 70 or 80 hours a week. Walking crazy miles a day. And they can't figure out why the hell haven't gotten sicker or how the f*** I'm still walking around at all.

 

And here's a random fact of the day. Nitroglycerin? Taste very much like cinnamon.

 

Smooches.

 

Wiff

 

 

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3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Working 70 or 80 hours a week.

This isn't a good thing...  Not that it will cure you, but way too much IMO...

Good luck...

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11 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

So, in our usual history of sharing things here that we don't even tell our own on families, here goes nuttin. 

 

My heart is Fubared. But turns out they can't really do anything about it because my blood is even worse. White cells red cells platelets you name it everything that's not supposed to be low is ridiculously retardedly low.

They  don't know why the Bloods all messed up yet. There's like 11 3000 cancers it could be. Good news is I don't have AIDS. Boy all that butt sex I never had...

 

Pretty sure my liver isn't helping things.

 

Thing is, if they try to do anything to my heart even  freaking angiogram, I could bleed out llike a hemophiliac with Ebola in a john wu film. 

And the reason they test me for AIDS is because I've gotten like all these random mysterious rare pneumonia  and other viruses and that's pretty much how they discovered aids in the first place.

 

Crazy part is, I'm probably in the best shape I've been in 20 years. Working 70 or 80 hours a week. Walking crazy miles a day. And they can't figure out why the hell haven't gotten sicker or how the f*** I'm still walking around at all.

 

And here's a random fact of the day. Nitroglycerin? Taste very much like cinnamon.

 

Smooches.

 

Wiff

 

 

That sounds like too many things that are wrong.  If they don't know how you're still alive, my guess is that maybe someone screwed up on one (or more), of the tests.  Are they going to do any more tests and redo any?

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Now they're sending me to herpatologist hermaphrodite or something like that.

 

So I'm going to have a dude lady talking about snakes?

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12 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Working 70 or 80 hours a week. Walking crazy miles a day.

That's one big paper route.  Also, good luck.  I was thinking about you yesterday and almost started a thread asking how you were doing.  I'm sorry to read this.

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1 minute ago, TBayXXXVII said:

That sounds like too many things that are wrong.  If they don't know how you're still alive, my guess is that maybe someone screwed up on one (or more), of the tests.  Are they going to do any more tests and redo any?

Well they've done the blood so many f****** times I'm pretty sure I know why my blood levels are low. Stop taking all my f****** blood.

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3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well they've done the blood so many f****** times I'm pretty sure I know why my blood levels are low. Stop taking all my f****** blood.

If that's the case, I'd say f' it dude.  Ball out as much as you can... while you can.  Who knows, you may still have 20 years left in you.  One of my co-workers was given 6 to 12 months to live... 11 years ago.  She goes for yearly physical's and the doctors tell her to make sure all her affairs are in order.

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my thoughts when looking at a picture of your mom.

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1 minute ago, edjr said:

my thoughts when looking at a picture of your mom.

:thumbsup:  Go get her!!

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3 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

If that's the case, I'd say f' it dude.  Ball out as much as you can... while you can.  Who knows, you may still have 20 years left in you.  One of my co-workers was given 6 to 12 months to live... 11 years ago.  She goes for yearly physical's and the doctors tell her to make sure all her affairs are in order.

Doctors told my parents that I wouldn't live past 2 years old. Doctors are not God. They don't know everything. They take educated guesses.

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5 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Doctors told my parents that I wouldn't live past 2 years old. Doctors are not God. They don't know everything. They take educated guesses.

You are correct.

 

I have a friend who's son was diagnosed with an immune deficiency at 4 year.  They told my friend and his wife that his case is so severe, they doubt he ever outgrows it.  They told them that he'd need IGG (white platelet infusions), the rest of his life and he may not live more than another 3 or 4 years.  Their son is going to turn 24 in 3.5 weeks and he outgrew the condition at age 9.

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9 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

You are correct.

 

I have a friend who's son was diagnosed with an immune deficiency at 4 year.  They told my friend and his wife that his case is so severe, they doubt he ever outgrows it.  They told them that he'd need IGG (white platelet infusions), the rest of his life and he may not live more than another 3 or 4 years.  Their son is going to turn 24 in 3.5 weeks and he outgrew the condition at age 9.

About 18 months ago I was told the front of my heart had stopped at some point. Sent me to a cardio guy. Did the stress test and all that. Nothing was wrong. My doctor had put the heart thing on wrong. I got a new Doctor. 

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Good luck Wiff.  :cheers:

Doctors are barely scientists and certainly not engineers, who look at things from more of a holistic systems level.  Doctors are best at dealing with a single symptom or set of consistent symptoms, in which case they can ker-chunk through their checklist.  Give them multiple seemingly unrelated symptoms and they are stymied.  You might be better off with the Google machine.  :dunno:

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Sorry to hear this Wiff......but yeah, it ain't over until the fat lady sings

ps.....we're all gonna die sooner or later

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Wiff ain't gonna die anytime soon at all. 
I talked to a couple of cockroach frineds of mine today and believe it or not, they actually knew about the man. 
Their words were on the line of "That fat drunken fock will outlive all of us...I hope he votes for Trump, though" 

 

Actual werds from cockroaches. Go figure :dunno:
 

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Man sorry to hear.  Hope they find out what is wrong soon.  There should be a pill for that somewhere.  T&P.

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You should immediately get a second option at the best medical facility in your area. If you have a Mayo Clinic near you, I would recommend them. All medical facilities are not equal, they are not even close. I had a problem a few years ago and my medical facility was sending me from specialist to specialist over a three month period. I lost complete confidence in all of them. I set up an appointment at Mayo for a second opinion and they had me diagnosed with a scheduled treatment plan within 10 days. The difference between the two facilities was mind blowing, What you have is much more serious than my ailment which makes it more important for you to get better care. You need and deserve the best care you can get. Good luck and find a top notch facility.

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18 hours ago, wiffleball said:

White cells red cells platelets you name it everything that's not supposed to be low is ridiculously retardedly low.

 

 

There's simply not enough blood in your alcohol system.

Also, thanks for the tip, I'll try nitroglycerin in my pudding next time.

I do hope get better, wiff.

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2 hours ago, Baker Boy said:

You should immediately get a second option at the best medical facility in your area. If you have a Mayo Clinic near you, I would recommend them. All medical facilities are not equal, they are not even close. I had a problem a few years ago and my medical facility was sending me from specialist to specialist over a three month period. I lost complete confidence in all of them. I set up an appointment at Mayo for a second opinion and they had me diagnosed with a scheduled treatment plan within 10 days. The difference between the two facilities was mind blowing, What you have is much more serious than my ailment which makes it more important for you to get better care. You need and deserve the best care you can get. Good luck and find a top notch facility.

This is true and possible until single payer is adapted. 

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I'm sorry, I'm still waiting on Bier Meister to come in and tell us how much better the aioli Clinic is  than the Mayo Clinic...

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i went to UPMC and within an hour they had a team assembled..cardio..nephrology..gastro. 5 docs in all...they visited every day..even the weekends.  Quality is important!!

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First case of TDS leaving the brain and entering the bloodstream? 

 

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9 minutes ago, drobeski said:

First case of TDS leaving the brain and entering the bloodstream? 

 

Yeah, but president retard said I should just drink a shot of bleach and it will cure every thing.

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1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

I'm sorry, I'm still waiting on Bier Meister to come in and tell us how much better the aioli Clinic is  than the Mayo Clinic...

Sorry guy I was just sharing person experience. I guess you deserve what you settle for. You can lead a horse to water but........

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27 minutes ago, Baker Boy said:

Sorry guy I was just sharing person experience. I guess you deserve what you settle for. You can lead a horse to water but........

Whoosh! :lol:

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2 hours ago, wiffleball said:

I'm sorry, I'm still waiting on Bier Meister to come in and tell us how much better the aioli Clinic is  than the Mayo Clinic...

 

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