edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, BiffTannen said: WTF? Coverage doesn't start on golf pass until 9:30 est. Fock that They did the schedule in a way yesterday, so they could pimp out the last 2 hours for that online bullchit app. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 Scoring is brutal already. And you get a double and you get a double and you get a double Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 Marty Jertson must have had a plane to catch, he's on 17. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted September 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, edjr said: Marty Jertson must have had a plane to catch, he's on 17. Finishing yesterday’s round? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 Time for nippleson to officially move to the blue hair tour. What am embarrassment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 Matthew fitzcraptic king of the double bogeys. I gifted Harris English to AD and the he stole Louis from me. Awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,235 Posted September 18, 2020 Get a pair of depends Thompson. You are shitting all over the course. oh yeah, fock you Fleetwood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted September 18, 2020 Early cut line sitting around +3... But the conditions have turned 2day, wind up - look for it to move to +4 at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 I’d rather miss the cut. If I have three players make it near the bottom I’m going to be pissed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted September 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, edjr said: Time for nippleson to officially move to the blue hair tour. What am embarrassment Dude is +9, grinding over a yardage.. Biitch, hit it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 651 Posted September 18, 2020 Just lost 3 strokes in the last 20 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Cruzer said: Dude is +9, grinding over a yardage.. Biitch, hit it! Quote if you're going to suck, suck fast My favorite thing to say on the course and at your mom's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted September 18, 2020 Does anyone hole out or chip in more than Oosti? Damn almighty, he's holed out from the fairway for eagle, chipped in for birdie, and is holing 20' par putts - yes I'm pissed I passed him for Caseyshiits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 what is the cut? 17? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 651 Posted September 18, 2020 I was -7 this morning. I now sit at +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 1 hour ago, BiffTannen said: Just lost 3 strokes in the last 20 minutes. I’m so fuuucking sad for you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 I won’t make the cut anyway but Berger gets to -2 on his day. Doubles 18. Was actually -4 after 9. the biggest question, who is taking over scorekeeping for 2021? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 651 Posted September 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: I won’t make the cut anyway but Berger gets to -2 on his day. Doubles 18. Was actually -4 after 9. the biggest question, who is taking over scorekeeping for 2021? I can throw together a simple google doc and do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: I won’t make the cut anyway but Berger gets to -2 on his day. Doubles 18. Was actually -4 after 9. the biggest question, who is taking over scorekeeping for 2021? I feel for you kid. You've been an integral part of the Edex and helping run it. I appreciate your cervix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,235 Posted September 18, 2020 Keep hacking ladies. i might just make the cut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 Cut at +5. And I’m still not getting 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,235 Posted September 18, 2020 Me either. fuckin fockers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 34 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: Cut at +5. And I’m still not getting 3 No way. will 100% be at least +6 maybe +7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,235 Posted September 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, edjr said: No way. will 100% be at least +6 maybe +7 By the time it gets there, my fucktards will be +9 and +10. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 52 minutes ago, edjr said: No way. will 100% be at least +6 maybe +7 Damn then I’ll probably make the cut ugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 I would rather it stay +5 and pat and I both miss the cut and our bet is a wash. He’s got Rickie and Lowry at 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 18, 2020 21 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: I would rather it stay +5 and pat and I both miss the cut and our bet is a wash. He’s got Rickie and Lowry at 6 Projected cut: +6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 fock fock fock...... when i left work, Stenson was +5.... hes +9 in the last 15 minutes. But if the cut is +6 im probably going to make the cut and have to endure this bullshit.... Maybe adam scott will throw a few doubles on there and end this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,235 Posted September 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: fock fock fock...... when i left work, Stenson was +5.... hes +9 in the last 15 minutes. But if the cut is +6 im probably going to make the cut and have to endure this bullshit.... Maybe adam scott will throw a few doubles on there and end this. want to trade for one of my hacks? none are even trying to make the cut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted September 18, 2020 Somehow all 6 of my doods are gonna survive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 18, 2020 US Open Round Two 1. Alias.............E(-2, +1, +1) [3] *te break top golfer -2 2. CBiff..............E (-1, E, +1) [5] 3. Doody............+3 (-3, +1, +5) [3] 4. Cruz..............+5 (E, E, +5) [6] 5. Dain..............+6 (E, +3, +3) [6] *tie break top golfer E 6. KSB...............+6 (+2, +2, +2) [3] 7. Edjr...............+13 (+2, +5, +6) [4] *tie break top golfer +2 8. Pat............... +13 (+3, +4, +6) [4] 9. Wonder..........+14 (+3, +5, +6) [3] 10. LOD..............MC (-4, +5, MC) [2] *tie break top golfer -4 at the cut 11. Fumble........MC (E, +2, MC) [2] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 19, 2020 14 guys on course this morning...score...+25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 19, 2020 how does one of the top players in the world shoot +7 on the front 9 at winged foot? be my first round pick, that's how Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, WhiteWonder said: how does one of the top players in the world shoot +7 on the front 9 at winged foot? be my first round pick, that's how So you're saying you didn't draft Wolffy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 651 Posted September 19, 2020 Hope the Woof has himself a few beers tonight to help him sleep better. Big day tomorrow, young man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted September 19, 2020 US Open Round Three 1. CBiff...............+2 (-5, +2, +5) 2. Dain................+5 (E, +1, +4) 3. Alias...............+6 (-1, E, +7) 4. KSB................+9 (+2, +3, +4) 5. Cruz..............+10 (E, +5, +5) 6. Doody............+11 (-3, +3, +11) 7. Wonder..........+19 (+3, +7, +9) 8. Edjr............... +23 (+3, +8, +12) *tie break top golfer +3 9. Pat................+23 (+5, +8, +10) 10. LOD..............MC (-4, +5, MC) [2] *tie break top golfer -4 at the cut 11. Fumble........MC (E, +2, MC) [2] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted September 19, 2020 Wtf was that Wolff shiit? Kid shoots 80 2moro. How da Fock Oosti isn't +8 is beyond me. Rory and Xander go off Sunday - we get a playoff. If DeShamblow wins this, the USGA will vomit. Look for them to make the rough 7" past the 325 yard mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted September 20, 2020 +11 wins this tournament for one of us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted September 20, 2020 MAKE THE PINS FOCKING IMPOSSIBLE TOMORROW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites