So, I caught a native black midget in the brook yesterday.

[lickin_starfish 1,349]

The water was frigid, and the slippery little bastaard almost wriggled free, but I held onto the sonofabitch. Got him on my wall above the fireplace.

[Gladiators 1,879]

He was in the water?

[fandandy 3,311]

This is the best one in recent memory.  Nice work.

[SUXBNME 1,271]

Fin Size? 

[NorthernVike 2,078]

I always fock midget wimmens when all I want is alittlepussy.  .

[fandandy 3,311]

If you push a button can you make him sing the black national anthem?

[The Elevator Killer 497]

32 minutes ago, fandandy said:

If you push a button can you make him sing the black national anthem?

No. It's Tom Cruise in black face. He will tell you all about this guy named Ron though.

[Mookz 1,245]

Would it like a seat on the supreme court?