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How does a guy like me “get lucky”?

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You could volunteer to work with the visually impaired. That's even honorable and socially acceptable.

It may be a lot of work though, if not, I've heard sheep having a solid reputation in the bestiality community.

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Maybe if you volunteered to work in a Darfur refugee camp, you could get some charity to foot the bill to send you there or start a gofundme campaign.

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Tell one of Gloria's friends she said something really, really bad about her and hope that she sleeps with you for vengeance. Or does Gloria have any sisters? This might work really well on one of them.

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You should pull a Fight Club and go to meetings of people dying of cancer.  Maybe someone will be desperate enough.

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2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Move to China

I'm told pulling is much harder here post covid. Apparently foreigners are not wanted anymore.

Go to Cambodia. That place is Filthy. You can order viagra and drugs like Xanax and vicodin off of bar menus there and then hit the streets.

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18 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Move to China

Worked out great for me. :dunno:

I've been telling you guys to move to China for nineteen years, so far I only got one of you to take me up on it, but he's backed me up on it. Our lives were both a mess when we came here and we both got things straightened out quickly.

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