wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 4, 2020 Actually here we call it an advance directive or something. So as I'm laying there waiting for yet another procedure I casually mentioned that to the hot chick (34 B Latina soft hands sexy eyes killer voice) that I had done so. I mean, they already lined up transfusion blood for me and whatnot and I've signed all kinds of other paperwork. Her : "Oh, we just reverse those anyway." I was shocked. But later discussion with others, basically their thought processes is 'hey you signed up for this procedure, we're going to do everything we can to keep you alive'. Or more jaded, "hey don't eff up our statistics." The first thing I thought of was a prenup. Apparently those things aren't worth the paper they're written on. Any legal Wizards out there care to chime in on this? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted October 4, 2020 Sounds like you have a chance. Tell her you’re having trouble washing your balls. See where it goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Sounds like you have a chance. Tell her you’re having trouble washing your balls. See where it goes. In that case, DNR would stand for 'do not remove.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted October 4, 2020 46 minutes ago, wiffleball said: The first thing I thought of was a prenup. Yeah, I'd marry her and leave your mom's house to your three day bride in case something happens so as to piss off your a$$hole brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,369 Posted October 4, 2020 If you and your docs sign off on DNR papers, they CANNOT decide to go against it. Numerous times, Ive had to attempt CPR on terminal patients whose family had lost their paperwork. So make sure you always have your bracelet on. https://casetext.com/regulation/colorado-administrative-code/department-1000-department-of-public-health-and-environment/division-1015-prevention-services-division-1009-1015-1016-series/rule-6-ccr-1015-2-implementation-of-cardiopulmonary-resuscitation-cpr-directives-by-emergency-medical-service-providers 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 4, 2020 Thanks FB. Good to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,493 Posted October 4, 2020 4 hours ago, wiffleball said: Actually here we call it an advance directive or something. So as I'm laying there waiting for yet another procedure... Seems like a bit of overkill just for a prostate exam. How many fists do you expect them to stick in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,063 Posted October 4, 2020 3 hours ago, wiffleball said: In that case, DNR would stand for 'do not remove.' "Deep nut rubbing" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted October 4, 2020 I’m on team Wiffleball. Rooting for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Fireballer said: If you and your docs sign off on DNR papers, they CANNOT decide to go against it. Numerous times, Ive had to attempt CPR on terminal patients whose family had lost their paperwork. So make sure you always have your bracelet on. https://casetext.com/regulation/colorado-administrative-code/department-1000-department-of-public-health-and-environment/division-1015-prevention-services-division-1009-1015-1016-series/rule-6-ccr-1015-2-implementation-of-cardiopulmonary-resuscitation-cpr-directives-by-emergency-medical-service-providers This. You can sue if they do so Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 5, 2020 Yank the cord like you're starting a mower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted October 5, 2020 Isn’t there already a wiffle death bed thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,369 Posted October 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Djgb13 said: You can sue if they do so Wouldn't that be some sh!t. You survive because they breeched your DNR, and then you sue. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Fireballer said: Wouldn't that be some sh!t. You survive because they breeched your DNR, and then you sue. It’s happened before. More than once. Even if he ended up dying the family could still sue 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted October 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: It’s happened before. More than once. Even if he ended up dying the family could still sue Stfu. No one gets sued over bedpans, your area of expertise. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,593 Posted October 5, 2020 Let us know if you pull through the procedure wiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: Let us know if you pull through the procedure wiff. Well, I damn sure tugged through it! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,593 Posted October 5, 2020 Just now, wiffleball said: Well, I damn sure tugged through it! Good to hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,735 Posted October 5, 2020 Ya, DNR is DNR. Do Not Resuscitate, there is no grey area. No pulse , good night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted October 5, 2020 8 hours ago, wiffleball said: Well, I damn sure tugged through it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
