jerryskids 5,172 Posted October 15, 2020 58 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: What’s for lunch today? Can you taste? Still on a feeding tube unfortunately. I’ll update my status thread today if I haven’t recently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted October 15, 2020 2 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said: Whomever does this should never be allowed to order steak ever again. Sure they should. I want to open up a restaurant for people like that. I'll serve them well done rat meat and charge them $50 per "steak." They'll never know the difference. Chaching! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,107 Posted October 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Strike said: Sure they should. I want to open up a restaurant for people like that. I'll serve them well done rat meat and charge them $50 per "steak." They'll never know the difference. Chaching! Good... move... sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted October 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, jerryskids said: A steak is often a fine cut of meat. A hotdog is a purée of everything they couldn’t call a specific type of meat. Those aren’t the same, just saying. Hotdogs are delicious and runied by the acidity of the catsup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 401 Posted October 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Gladiators said: Yep Stick with something you have a shot at finding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted October 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Nomad99 said: Stick with something you have a shot at finding Your mom’s was pretty easy to find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted October 15, 2020 Just now, Gladiators said: Your mom’s was pretty easy to find. MDC can’t find his wife’s. Has to feel around like Hooper does when he’s doing the autopsy on that shark in Jaws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted October 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: MDC can’t find his wife’s. Has to feel around like Hooper does when he’s doing the autopsy on that shark in Jaws. Mask required 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 16, 2020 My cardiologist brother in law got one. 20yrs ago. Was so heavy he rooned his golf swing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted October 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: My cardiologist brother in law got one. 20yrs ago. Was so heavy he rooned his golf swing. ... while playing Augusta? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 16, 2020 On 10/14/2020 at 2:17 PM, Bier Meister said: No rolex... several Tags. Skin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 401 Posted October 16, 2020 14 hours ago, Gladiators said: Your mom’s was pretty easy to find. At 78 years old....good for you....how were the fruit flies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted October 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Nomad99 said: At 78 years old....good for you....how were the fruit flies? Some guys don’t get the whole mom joke thing. The only proper way to respond to a mom joke is to hit back with a mom joke. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 401 Posted October 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Some guys don’t get the whole mom joke thing. The only proper way to respond to a mom joke is to hit back with a mom joke. HTH. Like I hit yours? POW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,591 Posted October 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Nomad99 said: Like I hit yours? POW Nice. You got it now! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted October 16, 2020 22 hours ago, Bier Meister said: did you think that was a serious statement? There are people on this board who believe that having high standards is pretentious. And you are worried that they are being serious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted October 16, 2020 26 minutes ago, nospk said: And you are worried that they are being serious This bored is low on my list of what worries me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
