Cdub100 3,337 Posted October 17, 2020 Hanging out at the inlaws for a holloween party. My MIL said she would have pizza delivered. I said don't do that I'll go pick it up. Besides I need some beer. My FIL said he would join me. As we are leaving he ask if I had a mask. I laughed and said I don't wear masks. He was shocked. He honestly believed stores would refuse to serve me. I said C'MON MAN! So we went to a couple stores him in his magic face mask and me like a normal person. Not only did every story serve me. But everyone was polite and nobody said one word. The best part was as we are standing in line I point out every single person is wearing their mask wrong and it sure is interesting how many people are risking their lives for some pizza. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,022 Posted October 17, 2020 I've been turned down service for not wearing a mask. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted October 17, 2020 I want to see some libs wrestle with environmental impact of this mask mandate vs how many people it will save 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 17, 2020 I hope the dude who spit on your pizza doesn't have Covid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted October 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, fandandy said: I hope the dude who spit on your pizza doesn't have Covid. Cdub definitely wears his mask when he eats, so it’s fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,804 Posted October 17, 2020 You really showed them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,077 Posted October 17, 2020 I haven't worn a mask in months We should just open everything back up and let the weak die off 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lod001 1,230 Posted October 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said: I haven't worn a mask in months We should just open everything back up and let the weak die off We will right after Nov 3rd. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 17, 2020 Poor cuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted October 17, 2020 FIL will be dead in a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mike Isles said: FIL will be dead in a week. Sorry Isles, that truly sucks. My best thoughts to your wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,067 Posted October 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: Sorry Isles, that truly sucks. My best thoughts to your wife. I think he was joking about CDub’s FIL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I think he was joking about CDub’s FIL. Well then I shift all my GC thoughts back to you. Well I'll save one for Wiff. And one for Hawkeyes relative. But no more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted October 17, 2020 59 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I think he was joking about CDub’s FIL. Thanks Skids. Unfortunately my father, step father and FIL are already a dead. At least they didn’t have to live in this f@cked time that we are living. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 18, 2020 Speaking of masks. Anyone watching Alabama Georgia? The announcers aren't wearing them but I see they've erected a magical cootie shield between them. The stuff ppl are doing for the optics is ridiculous. It's like a three-foot-tall piece of plexiglass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,140 Posted October 18, 2020 1 minute ago, fandandy said: Speaking of masks. Anyone watching Alabama Georgia? The announcers aren't wearing them but I see they've erected a magical cootie shield between them. The stuff ppl are doing for the optics is ridiculous. It's like a three-foot-tall piece of plexiglass. Buck fama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted October 18, 2020 Hey!! Even creepy joe wears a mask. Well, except when he has to spew shlt out of his lungs or nose.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted October 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: Hey!! Even creepy joe wears a mask. Well, except when he has to spew shlt out of his lungs or nose.... But Trump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 18, 2020 I have had covid..I wear a mask because it isnt a big deal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goggins 146 Posted October 18, 2020 I spent this week in a liberal city and every mother focker in town was wearing masks. 100% participation indoors. Every business had a threatening sign. These people live in fear. Amazing how different life is in a town with a republican mayor and republican sheriff. Nobody gives a fock, old people and hipsters wear masks, everyone else enjoys their freedom and dignity. Best part is new cases keep going up in this liberal shite hole and none of the citizens have figured out that maybe their mask obedience isn't actually doing anything. If cnn told liberals to eat a bullet I suspect a good percentage of them would actually do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinHeadlock 459 Posted October 18, 2020 6 hours ago, nobody said: I've been turned down service for not wearing a mask. Being a lil bltch is why you are serving people. Think I did that when I was 16. Got a grown up job and do not deal with people directly. Just manage phuck out of them. I'd fire you in an 8th of a second for turning down business. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,352 Posted October 18, 2020 Although the message is a bit cult-ish, this is good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted October 18, 2020 Okay, that was actually really imaginative and well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,337 Posted October 18, 2020 16 hours ago, Goggins said: I spent this week in a liberal city and every mother focker in town was wearing masks. 100% participation indoors. Every business had a threatening sign. These people live in fear. Amazing how different life is in a town with a republican mayor and republican sheriff. Nobody gives a fock, old people and hipsters wear masks, everyone else enjoys their freedom and dignity. Best part is new cases keep going up in this liberal shite hole and none of the citizens have figured out that maybe their mask obedience isn't actually doing anything. If cnn told liberals to eat a bullet I suspect a good percentage of them would actually do it. In S.E Michigan it's probably at 99% compliance and infections spiked after the mask mandate in late June. Not only did the infection numbers spike but the numbers stayed high ever since. I showed that data to my buddy a mask believer and he said that's not why the virus spiked. Of course, he didn't offer an explanation. Whatever I guess all the sheep can get sick and get us that much closer to herd total immunity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,840 Posted October 18, 2020 16 hours ago, FlyinHeadlock said: Being a lil bltch is why you are serving people. Think I did that when I was 16. Got a grown up job and do not deal with people directly. Just manage phuck out of them. I'd fire you in an 8th of a second for turning down business. Umm... did you actually read and comprehend what he posted? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,285 Posted October 18, 2020 I wear a mask when I go out, but only when I go inside somewhere that isn't my home... Not a fan of it, but if it helps more than not wearing one, I will do it... But I do take it off when I can when I am out... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted October 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Fireballer said: Although the message is a bit cult-ish, this is good. The only problem is that I can change the lyrics: Blue Lives Matter Blue Lives Matter Say it with me: Blue Lives Matter Sheriffs, cops need your support Support the law and don't get madder At the gym, at the store Don't treat it like such a chore Know these mandates aren't malicious All your theories are fictitious Stop the lies, stop the fights No-ones taking away your rights 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted October 18, 2020 23 hours ago, nobody said: I've been turned down service for not wearing a mask. That’s just because you’re ugly as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,022 Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, vuduchile said: That’s just because you’re ugly as hell. I am ugly as hell, but I think they're turning away everyone not wearing a mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted October 18, 2020 19 hours ago, FlyinHeadlock said: Being a lil bltch is why you are serving people. Think I did that when I was 16. Got a grown up job and do not deal with people directly. Just manage phuck out of them. I'd fire you in an 8th of a second for turning down business. Unless his life has taken a tragic turn of events he didn't tell us about, I think nobody was the customer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,022 Posted October 18, 2020 32 minutes ago, Voltaire said: Unless his life has taken a tragic turn of events he didn't tell us about, I think nobody was the customer. He was on a roll. I didn't want to take that away from him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinHeadlock 459 Posted October 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Voltaire said: Unless his life has taken a tragic turn of events he didn't tell us about, I think nobody was the customer. Meh...I see people all the time without masks being served in places with mask restrictions. I went vote today. Took that shlt off the second they told me what booth then I walked next to the Biden encampment without a mask on the way out closer than 6ft. Phuck them. If one is a fat POS with a bunch of other illnesses then yes. They should wear it. They should also get control of their eating problem and general fatassery first and foremost which is the major problem, far far worse than covid. Heart disease is the #1 killer. Covid is like #3. Lose the phucking weight and stop being a fat POS and screwing over everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,022 Posted October 19, 2020 I thought you were the guy that was all proud of himself because some fat checkout clerk smiled at your gas mask. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted October 19, 2020 I wear mine. No big deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted October 19, 2020 here's a question. If masks don't help stop the spread of germs and diseases, why have surgeons all over the world used them for like the last 200 years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted October 19, 2020 If you want a business and are going to be hardcore about enforcing your customers wear masks. Two things. Make sure you and your employees are all following the same stringent standards. I actually reported a bar not too long ago. Never thought I'd be that guy. But their guy who was doing karaoke was being a real ass about yelling at everybody else to wear a mask when they weren't at their table. Yet, this guy was darting all around the crowd back and forth across the room and his idea of wearing a mask when he even bothered to try was to pull the lip of his T-shirt up to his chin. I don't know if I believe that masks are effective or not in this situation. But hypocrisy pisses me off. Second, if you're going to enforce the mask rule, make sure you have an inventory of masks available. I mean, that's just common business sense. Those masks cost you what? Maybe $0.10 piece? If that? If your margins can't eat that. If you'd rather turn away customers rather than spend $0.08 bringing them in the door, you're f***** already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted October 19, 2020 2 hours ago, wiffleball said: here's a question. If masks don't help stop the spread of germs and diseases, why have surgeons all over the world used them for like the last 200 years? Agreed. Everyone should wear them at all times!!! Oh, and gloves. We should all be wearing medical grade gloves at all times!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,804 Posted October 19, 2020 2 hours ago, wiffleball said: here's a question. If masks don't help stop the spread of germs and diseases, why have surgeons all over the world used them for like the last 200 years? Long con to get Trump. OMB! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,587 Posted October 19, 2020 4 hours ago, wiffleball said: If you want a business and are going to be hardcore about enforcing your customers wear masks. Two things. Make sure you and your employees are all following the same stringent standards. I actually reported a bar not too long ago. Never thought I'd be that guy. But their guy who was doing karaoke was being a real ass about yelling at everybody else to wear a mask when they weren't at their table. Yet, this guy was darting all around the crowd back and forth across the room and his idea of wearing a mask when he even bothered to try was to pull the lip of his T-shirt up to his chin. I don't know if I believe that masks are effective or not in this situation. But hypocrisy pisses me off. Second, if you're going to enforce the mask rule, make sure you have an inventory of masks available. I mean, that's just common business sense. Those masks cost you what? Maybe $0.10 piece? If that? If your margins can't eat that. If you'd rather turn away customers rather than spend $0.08 bringing them in the door, you're f***** already. Are you still drinking? Have you thought about switching to smoking pot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites