Week 9 FU

[Showboat 144]

Where's the week 9 FU thread?  

All my receivers deserve a big FU.  Fuller, McLaurin, M Jones - all invisible in the first quarter.   

[huskyhater75 242]

Henry, Thielen, Fuller, and Hurst, all those bums are taking the day off, wasting all of Allen's efforts. They don't deserve their paychecks, lazy slackers.

[Law 220]

In the first minutes of the day, facing these guys at least twice - Chark, B Cooks, D Cook.

FU ALL!!!

 

[huskyhater75 242]

  Yeah the guys I mentioned, I'd advise all of you to not trade for ANY of them, they're all wannabes. EFF'em all!

[AxeElf 787]

16 minutes ago, Law said:

In the first minutes of the day, facing these guys at least twice - Chark, B Cooks, D Cook.

Next year I'm getting Dalvin, Brandin and Jared, and calling my team "Spoiled Broth."

[Philo312 41]

Fock you Swift!  You focking drop a perfect pass right in your focking numbers;  it would have been a long catch n run.   You focking fock.  

[ric0 20]

Fock Corey Davis. After two weeks of blowing up my bench, I put you in. Rewarded with 0 points. 

[huskyhater75 242]

Thielen and Henry-their lips are stuck in a round shape, that’s why they play.

[RedzoneMonster 102]

Fock Jonnu Smith. Wtf is he even playing??

[huskyhater75 242]

9 minutes ago, RedzoneMonster said:

Fock Jonnu Smith. Wtf is he even playing??

Blowin’ the coach, just like Thielen and Henry.

[AxeElf 787]

56 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

Henry, Thielen, Fuller, and Hurst, all those bums are taking the day off, wasting all of Allen's efforts. They don't deserve their paychecks, lazy slackers.

I'm imposing a new rule.  If you FU someone before their game is over, you don't get any points they score from that point onward.

[huskyhater75 242]

3 minutes ago, AxeElf said:

I'm imposing a new rule.  If you FU someone before their game is over, you don't get any points they score from that point onward.

Haha okay, take that up with...............who?

[AxeElf 787]

2 hours ago, Showboat said:

Where's the week 9 FU thread?  

All my receivers deserve a big FU.  Fuller, McLaurin, M Jones - all invisible in the first quarter.   

 

14 minutes ago, AxeElf said:

I'm imposing a new rule.  If you FU someone before their game is over, you don't get any points they score from that point onward.

You're going to be hit particularly hard by this new rule.

[kutulu 1,545]

FU DJ Moore aka the invisible man

[ric0 20]

1 minute ago, kutulu said:

FU DJ Moore aka the invisible man

Less than decoy these days. Wish I could drop him like a bag of rocks.

[easilyscan 558]

50 minutes ago, ric0 said:

Fock Corey Davis. After two weeks of blowing up my bench, I put you in. Rewarded with 0 points. 

That guys made a career of messing up fantasy teams.

As for my week 9 FU, I direct it towards myself, for picking up Marquise Hollywood Brown thinking he was due!

[Showboat 144]

19 minutes ago, AxeElf said:

 

You're going to be hit particularly hard by this new rule.

 

35 minutes ago, AxeElf said:

I'm imposing a new rule.  If you FU someone before their game is over, you don't get any points they score from that point onward.

You obviously don't understand the purpose of the FU thread.  it's all about the reverse jinx and getting your player's attention - an FU after the game is over is pointless except for a bit of venting.

Also, fortunately for all of us, you don't get to impose any rules.

[AxeElf 787]

11 minutes ago, Showboat said:

Also, fortunately for all of us, you don't get to impose any rules.

You must have missed the first rule I imposed, which was that Axe Elf is authorized to impose rules.

And I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught not to FU the people who have my back, even for "motivation."

[RedzoneMonster 102]

Fock J. Jackson. Apparently K. Ballage is the starting RB for LAC now?!!

[BufordT 371]

FU Barkley

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,572]

16 minutes ago, RedzoneMonster said:

Fock J. Jackson. Apparently K. Ballage is the starting RB for LAC now?!!

yep, the doctor that knocked Taylor out got JJackson too now.  

 

[huskyhater75 242]

22 minutes ago, RedzoneMonster said:

Fock J. Jackson. Apparently K. Ballage is the starting RB for LAC now?!!

Yeah this WAS supposed to be Jackson's bust-out game-WTF? As far as stats show, he hasn't even stepped on the field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lazy POS.

[BufordT 371]

FU DeAndre "zero targets" Hopkins.  Since when does Arizona have like 55 receiving options. 

[kutulu 1,545]

Fock Hop 

[Showboat 144]

How about an FU to whoever switched the Cowboys and Steelers jerseys

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

I'm done with Lamar Jackson and Adam Thielen.   Aside from injuries, these two scrubs are the biggest busts of the year along with Mike Evans.  Fock them all

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,513]

FU entire FF season.  Every team in my league that I've played so far this year is having their highest game of the season.  I'm playing against the highest scorer each weak. 

Totally unbelievable.   What the f@ck are the odds of that happening?

[boilerddd 62]

3 hours ago, kutulu said:

FU DJ Moore aka the invisible man

Need to drop this POS to the waiver. Just can't deal with it any longer. I'll bench him next week and he'll score twice on my bench then suck for 4 weeks after that. 

[TheReign5136 1]

FU to Jackson but in honesty... FU to ME as my opposition was a team I had to draft and sell off, my 1st loss was to basically myself (Josh Allen, Dalvin Cook, DaVante Adams and "luckily" Ridley, Carson and Golladay on IA) 

[weepaws 2,456]

Still can get my 401 nail head to start.  

 

[Super Cubs 132]

FU Lenny!!  I guess it Jones week to get the ball. 

[huskyhater75 242]

And it's no longer Justin, it's Justine Jackson. What a coward.

[nobody 2,037]

5 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

FU entire FF season.  Every team in my league that I've played so far this year is having their highest game of the season.  I'm playing against the highest scorer each weak. 

Totally unbelievable.   What the f@ck are the odds of that happening?

1/(The number of teams in your league -1)^9 

For week 9 at least and assuming an even distribution of talent across all teams in the league.

[Buttmonkey 8]

FU Washington Football Team coaching staff. You draft a WR and convert him to RB, then don't utilize his best skill set (catching the ball). Instead,  you have freaking JD McKissic catching 9 balls. 

[AxeElf 787]

23 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Thank you. 

 

[jrbdmb 28]

13 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

I'm done with Lamar Jackson and Adam Thielen.   Aside from injuries, these two scrubs are the biggest busts of the year along with Mike Evans.  Fock them all

Michael Thomas says hi. (Playing Punch-Out! with a teammate doesn't count as an injury.)  

 

 

[rotisserieking 34]

Justin Jackson and DHop

And to me for once again listening to freaking Matthew Berry (you suck!) at the last minute Sunday. Swapped our Chark for Shepherd. DOH

[huskyhater75 242]

1 hour ago, rotisserieking said:

Justin Jackson and DHop

And to me for once again listening to freaking Matthew Berry (you suck!) at the last minute Sunday. Swapped our Chark for Shepherd. DOH

That's JUSTINE JACKSON, a girls name for a girl-and that's putting a bad word (sorry) on girls! Justine's a quitter, a slacker, a cull.

[AxeElf 787]

18 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

That's JUSTINE JACKSON, a girls name for a girl-and that's putting a bad word (sorry) on girls! Justine's a quitter, a slacker, a cull.

Game's over; you can stop motivating him now.

[huskyhater75 242]

5 hours ago, AxeElf said:

Game's over; you can stop motivating him now.

Motivating? He’s on waivers at 6am tomorrow-eff that lazy coward. No hope for motivating a coward who’ll sit and collect his check while his teammates are busting their @$$e$. Worst kind of person to have on any team.