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Arm Wrestling.  Nobody beats me.  
That's kinda silly, right? 

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1 hour ago, Mike Isles said:

I can drink 24 beers in one evening. 
 

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As much as I drink beer, I can't say that I've ever drank 24 in one evening...Mebbe 15 or so, but damn...
What brand of beer would this for you?  I'm obviously Coors Light

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39 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

As much as I drink beer, I can't say that I've ever drank 24 in one evening...Mebbe 15 or so, but damn...
What brand of beer would this for you?  I'm obviously Coors Light

I have had 20+ coors lights on multiple occasions. 
 

 

 

 

ETA - I have a ginormous c0ck

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I have an extremely good memory.  I don't know about eidetic (what they used to call photographic then people got angry about words) memory.  I can pull facts out of my head from nowhere like its right in front of me.  I'm really good at trivial pursuit type games.  I've been accused of studying really hard for fantasy drafts and really I barely look at it.  It just sticks in my head.  I spend a lot of time watching stupid youtube videos or reading funny cartoons.  I can look at research material for 5 minutes and it sticks for decades.

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That I'm pretty certain that I am part creator of Chester Cheetah, the Airheads Balloon & the Gorilla Glue logo ( just can't prove it )

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3 hours ago, SUXBNME said:

As much as I drink beer, I can't say that I've ever drank 24 in one evening...Mebbe 15 or so, but damn...
What brand of beer would this for you?  I'm obviously Coors Light

Miller Lite

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1 hour ago, JustinCharge said:

I have an extremely good memory.  I don't know about eidetic (what they used to call photographic then people got angry about words) memory.  I can pull facts out of my head from nowhere like its right in front of me.  I'm really good at trivial pursuit type games.  I've been accused of studying really hard for fantasy drafts and really I barely look at it.  It just sticks in my head.  I spend a lot of time watching stupid youtube videos or reading funny cartoons.  I can look at research material for 5 minutes and it sticks for decades.

I'm like that too. I never took notes all the way through school.

I remember once we were in a study group in law school. Some tvvat got mad that I was there since I didn't bring any notes.

About an hour later, she said "remember the professor said something about that..." and everyone starts flipping through reams of paper. I rattled off what he said, and she ignored me. She finally found it, and looked at me and said "what you said is word for word verbatim what he said."

"yeah, I know. That's why I don't bother writing it down. "

Sadly that trick seems to be declining as I age.

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Imagine drinking 24 cokes in a row over 5 hours lol.

I dont understand alcoholics

I couldnt drink 24 cans of anything..

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21 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

I can wright my name in the snow while peeing.....in perfect cursive. 

 

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I focked a D list porn actress in 2015 that is now in prison for manslaughter. 

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Made a large dLckhead weightlifting Marine run out the room crying like a bLtch.

Got some intel his his parents never "loved" him as a child. Brought it up next time he started talking to shLt to everyone. 

 

 

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42 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

I focked a D list porn actress in 2015 that is now in prison for manslaughter. 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the D list of porn. What’s that look like? 

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11 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the D list of porn. What’s that look like? 

I said D list because she was only in a few films. 

Stage name - Jessica Chase XXX - still has some material online. 

Real name

 

 

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2 hours ago, Nomad99 said:

I can wright my name in the snow while peeing.....in perfect cursive. 

Its better when you can write it in your girlfriends handwriting.

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I am pretty sure I am the worst golfer to have more than one Hole-in-One.

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1 minute ago, mmmmm...beer said:

At 46... the schex 4x a week on average with a real mrs...beer person. 🤠

Not silly. 54 2x. It will happen to you too! 

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13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Not silly. 54 2x. It will happen to you too! 

Lies!!! I'm on the juice! 🥳

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10 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Lies!!! I'm on the juice! 🥳

I asked. My doctor is a woman and she talked me down. They don’t get it. 

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6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I asked. My doctor is a woman and she talked me down. They don’t get it. 

Men's clinic, they are all over now... several friends asked their lady GP's, always the talk down.  But they'll throw hormones etc at a woman in meno in a heartbeat.  Pretty big double standard there.

Most men's clinics are much more affordable now.

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2 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Men's clinic, they are all over now... several friends asked their lady GP's, always the talk down.  But they'll throw hormones etc at a woman in meno in a heartbeat.  Pretty big double standard there.

Most men's clinics are much more affordable now.

Now you got  me thinking. But I have to say, she has guided me to being much healthier.  My numbers were all going in the wrong direction, plus family history. Much, much improved with lifestyle changes and minimal (statin) medication. Getting off midnights was huge, across the board.  Less money, but better off. 

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4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Now you got  me thinking. But I have to say, she has guided me to being much healthier.  My numbers were all going in the wrong direction, plus family history. Much, much improved with lifestyle changes and minimal (statin) medication. Getting off midnights was huge, across the board.  Less money, but better off. 

No reason not to do both.  Being healthy overall is huge.  Sleep cycle and circadian rythem is super huge to health and well being.  I wouldn't think you have to only do one or the other.  If you look at the symptoms of low T... and feel you have those, what's the harm in getting your levels tested?  You can go from there if you feel it's right for you,  but to be dismissed outright sorta sucks as well.

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9 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

No reason not to do both.  Being healthy overall is huge.  Sleep cycle and circadian rythem is super huge to health and well being.  I wouldn't think you have to only do one or the other.  If you look at the symptoms of low T... and feel you have those, what's the harm in getting your levels tested?  You can go from there if you feel it's right for you,  but to be dismissed outright sorta sucks as well.

You’re right. But at 54 isn’t lower T a given? I’ll have to toss this around.  

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5 hours ago, Nomad99 said:

I can wright my name in the snow while peeing.....in perfect cursive. 

Yeah, but can you spell it correctly?

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35 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You’re right. But at 54 isn’t lower T a given? I’ll have to toss this around.  

Sure I think somewhat... but how it was explained... normal T for 18-80 is 440-820 or something like that.  I just ask it to be in the high range.  I get blood tests a fewbtimes abyear to make sure I'm where I need to be... also cheack everything else.  Since on the juice I know more about my overall health than any other time in my life.

That being said... if it's not right for a guy it's not.

For me... several of my friends... exilser of yoot.

For me... energy levels are much better.. sleep bwtter... workout recovery is much better...  sex drive is better.. etc.

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2 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Sure I think somewhat... but how it was explained... normal T for 18-80 is 440-820 or something like that.  I just ask it to be in the high range.  I get blood tests a fewbtimes abyear to make sure I'm where I need to be... also cheack everything else.  Since on the juice I know more about my overall health than any other time in my life.

That being said... if it's not right for a guy it's not.

For me... several of my friends... exilser of yoot.

For me... energy levels are much better.. sleep bwtter... workout recovery is much better...  sex drive is better.. etc.

Oh boy. You’re a good salesman. Thanks 

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Oh boy. You’re a good salesman. Thanks 

That'll be $59.95 for the consult. 😉

I dunno... been doin it for a few years now.  Won't go back if I can help it.  Pretty cheap at $40 a month with insurance.

Totally up to the individual.

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27 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

That'll be $59.95 for the consult. 😉

I dunno... been doin it for a few years now.  Won't go back if I can help it.  Pretty cheap at $40 a month with insurance.

Totally up to the individual.

what type of mens clinic?  Have a link to one so i can find something similar where i live?

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Getting my cack stuck in a pringles can. It’s just such a tight fit and sounds cool but really hurts after awhile.

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1 hour ago, Boots11234 said:

what type of mens clinic?  Have a link to one so i can find something similar where i live?

Google men's clinic near me?

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7 hours ago, BiffTannen said:

I focked a D list porn actress in 2015 that is now in prison for manslaughter. 

Ron Jeremy killed somebody?

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