Djgb13 2,338 Posted November 21, 2020 What is something you swear by or love that you recommend others get someone for Christmas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted November 21, 2020 Gift cards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 21, 2020 Omaha steaks or that crab cakes thing they sell on QVC, Graham and Rollins... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 644 Posted November 21, 2020 Jelly of the Month club 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted November 21, 2020 A quality pocket knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted November 22, 2020 You have to know your audience. We typically get my father something golf related, godfather set, band of brothers... For my wife I mix it up with jewelry, spa treatments, etc Edit: mrs' birthday is in early December. This year is a landmark. Going out tonight to a michelin star restaurant. She was stressing about what to wear. Picked up a sweater for her earlier today and gave it to her "early" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted November 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, Drizzay said: Jelly of the Month club Did this last year for my brother and sisters actually Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,848 Posted November 22, 2020 Find out their favorite hobby then get them a few months of a box of the month club. There’s a subscriptions for everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted November 22, 2020 Really? Asian hookers and heroin. Wake him up with a blow job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,369 Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Bier Meister said: You have to know your audience. We typically get my father something golf related, godfather set, band of brothers... For my wife I mix it up with jewelry, spa treatments, etc Edit: mrs' birthday is in early December. This year is a landmark. Going out tonight to a michelin star restaurant. She was stressing about what to wear. Picked up a sweater for her earlier today and gave it to her "early" Early "jewelry" too in the form of a pearl necklace? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted November 22, 2020 I highly suggest this TRUFF Hot Sauce, Gourmet Hot Sauce with Ripe Chili Peppers, Black Truffle Oil, Organic Agave Nectar, Unique Flavor Experience in a Bottle, 6 oz. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HMJWCNL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabt1_-TEUFbQ7A3150 tried the white one but the black on tastes the best. Goes with ALOT of different stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,329 Posted November 22, 2020 The Clapper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted November 22, 2020 I’ve pimped these here before: Fairytale brownies. Http://www.brownies.com. I used to get customers a bottle of wine, they were appreciative enough. But one day I heard of these, based here in the Phoenix area. Sent them instead of wine and everybody loved them. Also sent some to my field engineers, same result. They are like crack cocaine. This year we are sending remote family (those who like to cook) spices from Prescott Spice Traveler, http://spicetravelerprescott.com . The salts in particular are quite yummy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 22, 2020 Your mom loves d!ldo of the month club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted November 22, 2020 14 hours ago, Fireballer said: Early "jewelry" too in the form of a pearl necklace? If you weren't part of the games, you may have wanted a poncho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted November 22, 2020 16 hours ago, Bier Meister said: Edit: mrs' birthday is in early December. This year is a landmark. Going out tonight to a michelin star restaurant. She was stressing about what to wear. Picked up a sweater for her earlier today and gave it to her "early" Farmhouse Inn Fantastic meal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted November 22, 2020 Electric toothbrush https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Sonicare-Electric-Rechargeable-Toothbrush/dp/B00QZ67ODE USB hub night vision binoculars https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SRVDD6Q kill bill display Hanzo sword https://www.amazon.com/dp/9777000340 key finder https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZF6V941 this cool flexible cell phone holder / stand https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L33SHB9 if someone likes to keep a journal / diary: these stencils to draw shapes and letters in the journals https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075N3N6S6/ golf dice game https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00074FYLO/ here's a pretty cool bike rack for the garage or even the living room or whereever https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004O9GG60/ for cat lovers: a package of these soft plush toy balls https://www.amazon.com/PET-SHOW-Kitten-Pompon-Assorted/dp/B01NCEJLSH rinseroo - turns shower head into a hose (i use this it is great) https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07Y43WY9G/ for cat / dog owners: slicker brush https://www.amazon.com/BLINKEEN-Brush-Slicker-Grooming-Shedding/dp/B07S61B7QT jar opener that is installed underneath a cabinet shelf https://www.amazon.com/EZ-Off-Opener-Sizes-White/dp/B000X6K9J8 throw blanket that looks like a giant tortilla https://www.amazon.com/CASOFU-Burritos-Tortilla-Comfortable-Burrito/dp/B07VXV2TB4 for your liberal friends, snowflake keychain https://www.amazon.com/Snowflake-Multitool-keychain-Screwdriver-Stainless/dp/B08LSX1CQQ/ water bottle infuser: fill inner compartment with fruit, fill outer compartment with water, drink fruit juice https://www.amazon.com/Infuser-Bottle-Flip-top-BPA-Free-Turquoise/dp/B01C7YF3QC/ for your woman, this rollup stainless steel dish drying rack / vegetable wash rack that fits over the sink (also include note to get back in the kitchen) https://www.amazon.com/KIBEE-RACK-2T-18-Stainless-Drainer-Kitchen/dp/B07H8L85FG/ range mate pro: grill in your microwave https://www.amazon.com/Range-Mate-Pro-Nonstick-Microwave/dp/B01N0SKWGJ for video game freaks, Nintendo Game & Watch https://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-GAME-WATCH-SUPER-Machine-Specific/dp/B08HB9TCVG BottleLight: a cork that lights up wine bottles https://www.amazon.com/Suck-UK-Wedding-Christmas-Decorations/dp/B00ICOSBF2 Ice Luge: party with your liquor by sliding vodka or whatever down a luge of ice straight into people's gullets. https://www.amazon.com/Barbuzzo-Ice-Luge-Double-Track/dp/B002TZ0248 retro backlit mechanical stylish metal keyboard with round keycaps https://www.amazon.com/ARTIX-Backlit-Keyboard-Mechanical-Typewriter/dp/B07613B7L5 wooden rustic 10-light chandelier https://www.amazon.com/,Natural-Reclaimed-Lighting-Industrial-Chandeliers/dp smaller wood and rope 3-light chandelier https://www.amazon.com/Chandelier-Kitchen-Lighting-Pendant-Industrial/dp/B08DFMPG5H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,300 Posted November 22, 2020 Jump to conclusions mat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Your mom loves d!ldo of the month club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,735 Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, OldMaid said: MERRY CHRISTMAS blown out Hallway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: MERRY CHRISTMAS blown out Hallway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted November 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: MERRY CHRISTMAS blown out Hallway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this what all the fat ugly liberal women want for Christmas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,735 Posted November 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: Is this what all the fat ugly liberal women want for Christmas? Oh be nice. This is a Xmas thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted November 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: Oh be nice. This is a Xmas thread Have a very merry Christmas and in case you didn't hear New York City at Christmas is..... .....full.... .....of.... ....QUEEEERS Hohoho everyone!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, shorepatrol said: MERRY CHRISTMAS blown out Hallway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gives a new meaning to the term “cockpit” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted November 23, 2020 Remember that scene from The Empire Strikes Back when the Millennium Falcon flies into the mouth of whatever that thing was? Yeah... It’s gonna be like that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted November 23, 2020 Yeti’s! Rolexes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted November 23, 2020 33 minutes ago, vuduchile said: Yeti’s! Rolexes! Private Jets! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted November 23, 2020 Sarah Silverman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted November 23, 2020 fftoday t-shirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted November 23, 2020 Tv projector Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted November 23, 2020 Electric lawn mower 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted November 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gladiators said: fftoday t-shirt You'll never get one, dude! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,735 Posted November 23, 2020 3 hours ago, OldMaid said: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted November 23, 2020 Just now, BLS said: You'll never get one, dude! Then I don’t believe in Santa! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites