So my mom said she only had the sex with 2 dudes

[Mike Isles 583]

Who is stepping up to be the other dude ? 
 

Another question- How many dudes did your mommies have the sex with ?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

She meant at one time, and that's a lie.

[edjr 5,563]

your dad and me

[Utilit99 4,099]

3 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

Who is stepping up to be the other dude ? 
 

Another question- How many dudes did your mommies have the sex with ?

Still looking for your daddy?

[Boots11234 107]

She upset you’ve slept with more?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

And you believed her?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mike Isles 583]

50 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Still looking for your daddy?

No but a dancing ballet phag like you isn’t the other one for sure. 

[Bier Meister 1,513]

Well that covers the gc

[Mike Isles 583]

19 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

And you believed her

I did ! Your mom ? How many non geeks??

[Mike Isles 583]

No one is answering the second question 

[Kopy 491]

I feel like there is some sort of paternity test, rest of the story coming.

 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Question.  Are BJs sex?  We need OM in here.

[SUXBNME 1,328]

8 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

Question.  Are BJs sex?  We need OM in here.

Question. Are batteries electric?  We need Nikki in here

[BiPolarBear 476]

2 dudes and the whole girl's volley ball team.         

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Dp...nice

[Utilit99 4,099]

7 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

No but a dancing ballet phag like you isn’t the other one for sure. 

There you go sport. I knew you had it in you. Get on back to the kitchen and keep talking to your mom about her sex life. 

[Herbivore 905]

every hour or every day?

[OldMaid 1,838]

4 hours ago, TimmySmith said:

Question.  Are BJs sex?  We need OM in here.

Only if they’re over 8 inches.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515]

2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Only if they’re over 8 inches.

Okay, now this made me laugh.  Good work, OM!

[OldMaid 1,838]

3 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Okay, now this made me laugh.  Good work, OM!

[TimmySmith 2,782]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

Only if they’re over 8 inches.

Thanks OM.

I wasn't the other dude.

[OldMaid 1,838]

6 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

Thanks OM.

I wasn't the other dude.

 I’m sorry...

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515]

33 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

Thanks OM.

I wasn't the other dude.

She said "inches", not "millimeters".

[Utilit99 4,099]

What was the question asked to mom to get the 2 dudes answer?

Let me guess. "Hey mom, what have have you been up to this morning?"