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2 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

This. Jennifer Garner is a marketer's wet dream. Women love her because she's ubnthreateningly pretty. Meaning, not really at all. 

 

She can carry a coat of makeup though. And women think she  be their best friend and next-door neighbor. - without worrying shed steal their husband.

 

No body whatsoever though.

I don’t care for Jennifer Garner. She’s annoying.

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1 minute ago, OldMaid said:

I don’t care for Jennifer Garner. She’s annoying.

This is why we lurve you. 

 

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50 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Nicole Kidman is this generation Sondra Locke. No body, no personality, no face, no Talent. Only reason she's anything is because of who she married.

She is a good actress

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1 minute ago, Herbivore said:

She is a good actress

Have you seen her face lately? It hasn’t moved in like 5 yrs. 

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24 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Have you seen her face lately? It hasn’t moved in like 5 yrs. 

yeah, her work looks rough.  I dont think too much of her looks wise, fairly cute when she was younger.  a pretty good actress though, deserved her noms and awards.

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39 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

She is a good actress

She couldn't effectively act out pain if her clit was on fire.

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Lurch said Nicole Kidman or Jennifer garner. Both meh in his book. 
also, Emma stone, Jessica Alba, not hot 

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10 hours ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

If anyone mentions Sarah Silverman im going to lose my shlt

I dunno...She looks pretty hot in the below vid :wub:

 

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I realize that her fierce body positivity activism has redefined what we as a society consider sexy, but I have to sheepishly admit that Lizzo doesn't do much for me.  :(

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Uma Thurman for me as well.  I was actually pretty surprised when I heard she was supposed to be hot.

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1 minute ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Love me some Kirsten Dunst. 💖

As long as she keeps her mouth shut.  The wet t-shirt scene in Spiderman made my spidey sense tingle. :banana:

 

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4 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Lurch said Nicole Kidman or Jennifer garner. Both meh in his book. 
also, Emma stone, Jessica Alba, not hot 

I would crawl through a mile of broken glass to lick Jessica alba's but whole. I'd live in a jar of her farts. She is a goddess.

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18 hours ago, iam90sbaby said:

Anna Kendrick is very ugly 

Agreed...Good rack but thats about it

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18 hours ago, Kopy said:

Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman are 2 that I always thought they were weird to get a handle on for me. They look either hot as hell. Or a quick pass. Doesn't ever seem to be an in the middle for me.

 

Kind of agree.  Except Nicole Kidman looked positively hot in To Die For.  Mmmmm

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18 hours ago, Big Guy said:

in the last 30 years for me its been.....

Halle Berry & Tia Carrera

 

 

Tia Carrera I can see, but not Halle Berry. She's a smoke even in her 50s. You just don't like black people.

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19 hours ago, Kopy said:

Never got the Angelina Jolie appeal. She's pretty, but not hottest chick on the planet they always made her out to be.

 

Have to agree here, though the makeup folks on the set of Alexander did her well....she was hawt in that thing

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7 minutes ago, RLLD said:

Have to agree here, though the makeup folks on the set of Alexander did her well....she was hawt in that thing

Still crazy that Brad Pitt traded in Jennifer Aniston for her.  I never found her hot.  I remember when all the rage was het big ass ugly lips.   But apparently Aniston was a lazy stoner and had no ambition.   Well Brad look what you got. 8 black kids(or whatever) a very ugly ex wife....meanwhile Aniston is still banging.

Poor choice buddy.

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2 hours ago, dain11279 said:

Tia Carrera I can see, but not Halle Berry. She's a smoke even in her 50s. You just don't like black people.

🤣

I like big noses, but not nostrils

I'm just saying she doesn't do it for me

 

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12 hours ago, Cruzer said:

Katie Holmes 

She's actually prettier in person.  I have a cousin who went to school with her in Toledo.  They weren't "friends", but they got along well.  Talked from time to time.  I've talked to her (Holmes), at a few events.  She's rather down to earth and as I said, I think her "natural"/every day look is way better than her on screen look.

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13 hours ago, OldMaid said:

I don’t care for Jennifer Garner. She’s annoying.

Even though I find her pretty and sweet, she is kind of annoying

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Ben Affleck

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1 hour ago, supermike80 said:

Still crazy that Brad Pitt traded in Jennifer Aniston for her.  I never found her hot.  I remember when all the rage was het big ass ugly lips.   But apparently Aniston was a lazy stoner and had no ambition.   Well Brad look what you got. 8 black kids(or whatever) a very ugly ex wife....meanwhile Aniston is still banging.

Poor choice buddy.

I never got the love for Aniston; she is a butterface to me.  Plus she looks like she would just lie there during sex.  Also she is a turrble actress.  I will admit that she has aged well though.  Jolie had a sexiness about her in her prime, like she’d beg you to fock her in the pooper.  :thumbsup:

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3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I never got the love for Aniston; she is a butterface to me.  Plus she looks like she would just lie there during sex.  Also she is a turrble actress.  I will admit that she has aged well though.  Jolie had a sexiness about her in her prime, like she’d beg you to fock her in the pooper.  :thumbsup:

Almost everything you have said here is Wrong.   Cept the fact Aniston has aged well and maybe not a great actress.

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11 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Jessica Alba, not hot 

Honestly don't think I've ever heard anyone say this.

I'd pull an Andy Dufresne and swim thru a mile of shiit to get to it. :wub:

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I don't get people saying they would crawl over broken glass and swim through to fūck some chick.  I get it's hyperbole, but  you're putting the pūssy on a pedestal.

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10 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

Cameron Diaz....

Even in her prime...MEH

Disagree---for at least the months of filming The Mask...she was hot.

 

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Just now, Mike Honcho said:

Disagree---for at least the months of filming The Mask...she was hot.

 

I was going to specifically mention the mask ,her first movie, because she was meh then too cause I figured that's what anyone who digs her would bring up.

Nope.

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26 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

Cameron Diaz....

Even in her prime...MEH

Good one.

Keeping with the Charlie's Angels theme I'll add Drew Barrymore to the list. Especially after she got her bewbs reduced :(

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26 minutes ago, dain11279 said:

Good one.

Keeping with the Charlie's Angels theme I'll add Drew Barrymore to the list. Especially after she got her bewbs reduced :(

Ewww..Ive always said Ewwwww with her

And quite frankly, Lucy Lu was no prize either.

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1 hour ago, nobody said:

I don't get people saying they would crawl over broken glass and swim through to fūck some chick.  I get it's hyperbole, but  you're putting the pūssy on a pedestal.

Hey guys, we found another 40 year old virgin!!!

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10 hours ago, supermike80 said:

Ewww..Ive always said Ewwwww with her

And quite frankly, Lucy Lu was no prize either.

She has that stroke mouth which I can never unsee

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1 minute ago, Mungwater said:

She has that stroke mouth which I can never unsee

G0ddammit.  Now that you point that out I'm not sure I can unsee it either. :mad:

 

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9 hours ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Taylor Swift, Chrissy Teigen, Miley Cyrus

I was thinking of Chrissy Teigen as well.  Kind of a fat face. 

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