Things that are legal but feel illegal

[Djgb13 2,338]

Example: going to cancel a doctors appointment only to be told there’s a cancellation fee because you didn’t cancel a week in advance. Reschedule the appointment for a few weeks later then cancel the appointment without ever hanging up and avoiding the fee 

[Bier Meister 1,513]

There’s a Seinfeld episode about that... delicate geniuses

[Djgb13 2,338]

3 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

There’s a Seinfeld episode about that... delicate geniuses

Yep. Curious to see what some of you come Up with too. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

Wearing a mask going into a bank.

[fandandy 3,311]

Masturbating outside an elementary school.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

You can’t say bomb on a plane

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

7 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Masturbating outside an elementary school.

That's not legal till Biden gets in and makes it mandatory.

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

11 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

You can’t say bomb on a plane

Just don't yell snake and Samuel L Jackson will show up

[RLLD 3,455]

Burning stores and stealing stuff because a black criminal was shot

[Bert 1,091]

Buying ice cream from McDonalds

[MDC 5,890]

37 minutes ago, RLLD said:

Burning stores and stealing stuff because a black criminal was shot

There it is.

[5-Points 2,728]

The money I rake in from banging yer moms. 

[Mike Honcho 4,027]

Doing lines of coke off a prostitutes azz. 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Buying weed in legal states. 

[IGotWorms 3,311]

Getting booze to go from restaurants during COVID

[Bier Meister 1,513]

Dalvin cook staying healthy all year

[JustinCharge 2,397]

blatantly copying other people's work and reposting it as a crappy reaction video on youtube to make lots of cash.

[RLLD 3,455]

44 minutes ago, MDC said:

There it is.

Interesting response, and not unexpected

[peenie 1,690]

Comcast Xfinity/AT&T/Verizon

The ever increasing price of your cable and internet from your service provider constantly going up but not giving you any more services! Why does my Comcast bill constantly go up but then I find I have less channels every year??? What happened to TCM being part of the my cable package?? Now I have to pay extra for it as if it's a premium channel?

I think it's illegal that it increases significantly every year.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Bangin your mom

[RLLD 3,455]

18 minutes ago, peenie said:

Comcast Xfinity/AT&T/Verizon

The ever increasing price of your cable and internet from your service provider constantly going up but not giving you any more services! Why does my Comcast bill constantly go up but then I find I have less channels every year??? What happened to TCM being part of the my cable package?? Now I have to pay extra for it as if it's a premium channel?

I think it's illegal that it increases significantly every year.

Agree.  It's a tough nut to crack, hopefully alternatives rise in the future to combat these vile companies.

 

[IGotWorms 3,311]

Passing Strike’s sister around town.

Not illegal because she’s a filthy slut that doesn’t even require payment

[Djgb13 2,338]

2 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Passing Strike’s sister around town.

Not illegal because she’s a filthy slut that doesn’t even require payment

Dam seriously? I got ripped off then cause I left all the change in my pocket on her nightstand when I left 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Being forced to have car insurance but feeling bad for having to actually use it cause when you do your premium goes up 

[Utilit99 4,099]

creepy joe and kameltoe  

[fandandy 3,311]

Masturbating outside of a nursing home.

[IGotWorms 3,311]

24 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Dam seriously? I got ripped off then cause I left all the change in my pocket on her nightstand when I left 

She does appreciate Uber fare to her next slam session. Poor gal focks so often she can’t hold down a job

[edjr 5,563]

44 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Being forced to have car insurance but feeling bad for having to actually use it cause when you do your premium goes up 

Insurance companies being able to drop you when you make a claim.

[Bert 1,091]

The Federal Tax Code.

[5-Points 2,728]

Raising utility rates so you can afford to pay your fines for blowing up one neighborhood and burning down several others. 

[edjr 5,563]

Playing Call of Duty on the day after Christmas. Shooting noobs in a barrel

[RLLD 3,455]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

Playing Call of Duty on the day after Christmas. Shooting noobs in a barrel

When my daughter was in college I was visiting and there were a couple of guys visiting and playing COD, some poor little pre-teen kid was begging one of them to heal him, he said to the kid "You have to call me daddy....." and the kid did it  

[5-Points 2,728]

5 minutes ago, edjr said:

Playing Call of Duty on the day after Christmas. Shooting noobs in a barrel

Funny, that's never bothered me. 

[edjr 5,563]

Just now, 5-Points said:

Funny, that's never bothered me. 

It should be illegal.  I love pwning Xmas noobs

[edjr 5,563]

2 minutes ago, RLLD said:

When my daughter was in college I was visiting and there were a couple of guys visiting and playing COD, some poor little pre-teen kid was begging one of them to heal him, he said to the kid "You have to call me daddy....." and the kid did it  

 That was probably Warzone (which technically is COD)

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

3 minutes ago, RLLD said:

When my daughter was in college I was visiting and there were a couple of guys visiting and playing COD, some poor little pre-teen kid was begging one of them to heal him, he said to the kid "You have to call me daddy....." and the kid did it  

HAHAHAHA!!!

[Hardcore troubadour 12,633]

1 hour ago, Djgb13 said:

Being forced to have car insurance but feeling bad for having to actually use it cause when you do your premium goes up 

Faking disability. Wait, that is illegal. 

[5-Points 2,728]

9 minutes ago, edjr said:

It should be illegal.  I love pwning Xmas noobs

What should be illegal is parents buying the game for their 10 year old Christmas noob.  Their little squeaky voices yammering in my headset all game long.  

 

I'm old.

 

[edjr 5,563]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

What should be illegal is parents buying the game for their 10 year old Christmas noob.  Their little squeaky voices yammering in my headset all game long.  

 

I'm old.

 

Was playing the other day and some 10 year old kept saying Nagger, Nagger, Nagger.  Would not stop.  I did the old man thing and reported him

[Djgb13 2,338]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

What should be illegal is parents buying the game for their 10 year old Christmas noob.  Their little squeaky voices yammering in my headset all game long.  

 

I'm old.

 

That’s when you hit them with the “well your dad isn’t your real dad cause I focked your mom years ago when I picked her up off the street corner”. Can’t tell you how many little kids I upset with that line