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2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I should listen to a guy on the internet that I don’t know about another guy on the internet I don’t know? How’s the timeshare you bought from that Nigerian money you came into? Did you fly in that girl you never actually met from the internet but developed a meaningful relationship with who also happens to be smoking hot? Did you have the catfish? 

Some solid analogies here.

Good luck recovering from this one, Rusty.

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1 minute ago, TK0001 said:

Some solid analogies here.

Good luck recovering from this one, Rusty.

It's like one withering witty blow after another. The timeshare thing. The Nigerian thing. The catfish thing. So much comedic gold to try to process here. His directory of devastating retorts is deep and wide.

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8 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

Some solid analogies here.

Good luck recovering from this one, Rusty.

It’s satire. You don’t know the difference ? Now I am having my doubts about your superior intellect I was assured was top notch. (That’s sarcasm). 

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1 hour ago, edjr said:

I am over the whole sanctuary hate thing. I am happy to see them back.  Way too much hate on this board. Merry Christmas fellas :cheers:

Fock them.  They kicked me out but kept Rusty, that’s all you need to know.  :mic drop:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Fock them.  They kicked me out but kept Rusty, that’s all you need to know.  :mic drop:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:cheers:

Ooof. That’s like the Nolan Ryan trade the Mets made for Jim Fregosi. (that’s an analogy for those who don’t know) 

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6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

It’s satire. You don’t know the difference ? Now I am having my doubts about your superior intellect I was assured was top notch. (That’s sarcasm). 

No see I was poking fun at your inability to grasp what an analogy is.

It's no fun when you have to explain the joke, but I'm afraid there's no other choice, considering the audience.

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Hardcore troubadour has trouble typing because his hands are all weak from jerking off baboons all night.

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2 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

No see I was poking fun at your inability to grasp what an analogy is.

It's no fun when you have to explain the joke, but I'm afraid there's no other choice, considering the audience.

 No, it was satire. You just don’t know the difference. Sad. My image of you is now diminished (again, sarcasm). 

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1 minute ago, vomit said:

Hardcore troubadour has trouble typing because his hands are all weak from jerking off baboons all night.

Yeah, this is some high brow funny stuff right here. Were you in the Hasty Pudding Club during your time at Harvard? 

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

My image of you is now diminished (again, sarcasm). 

😂

No it's not. Unless you're saying your image of my is not diminished.

Jesus, I'm starting to feel like I'm squaring off with a quintaplegic here.

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2 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

😂

No it's not. Unless you're saying your image of my is not diminished.

Jesus, I'm starting to feel like I'm squaring off with a quintaplegic here.

He didn't go to college.

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41 minutes ago, edjr said:

We were divided back in the day for other reasons, most of it was harmless fun. Politics has ruined everything. America and FFT :(  I am too old to spend all day fighting on a low rent fantasy football messageboard. 

:first::cheers:  Have a Merry Christmas.

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1 minute ago, vomit said:

He didn't go to college.

Seriously, there's no pleasure in this. It's like intellectually battering the skull of a toddler. I'm disgusted with myself.

I could stop now and maybe he could go on to lead a somewhat normal life, maybe his leg might drag behind him a bit, but all things considered he could be a productive member of society.

But I can't stop myself.

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7 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

Seriously, there's no pleasure in this. It's like intellectually battering the skull of a toddler. I'm disgusted with myself.

I could stop now and maybe he could go on to lead a somewhat normal life, maybe his leg might drag behind him a bit, but all things considered he could be a productive member of society.

But I can't stop myself.

You shouldn’t.  It’s fun. 

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3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You shouldn’t.  It’s fun. 

Nah, it's a give and take. All I'm doing is taking. I feel filthy. I need a shower.

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9 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

Nah, it's a give and take. All I'm doing is taking. I feel filthy. I need a shower.

HT has a job that requires him to wear black Keds. 

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14 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

Nah, it's a give and take. All I'm doing is taking. I feel filthy. I need a shower.

I have a feeling you’re in for a lot of showers then. Like most, you won’t be able to stay away. 

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13 hours ago, drobeski said:

Funny as hell. The biden family will be an endless source of humor for some time to come. Of course our nation will fall to socialism and china will own this country, but at least we will have a few laughs along the way to the bread lines.

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So, which hard hitting interview with a comic will Biden sit for next? Gallagher? Colbert really went after him the other night. The media that carried him has to be happy, having a late night host get an interview. Joke. I love how he keeps saying he’s proud of Hunter. What part of Hunters life is he proud of? Quitting crack for a few weeks? Comforting his brothers widow and daughter? He really stepped up. And in. And all over. 

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21 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Biden should go ahead and release the cancer cure now, so we can only die of covid

 

He vowed not to. He is a man of his word. He said he would cure cancer if he becomes president. So, we should be well on our way to having no more cancer by the end of January. God bless creepy joey. No more cancer but only until he takes oath. Oh joy.

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On 12/18/2020 at 2:34 PM, TK0001 said:

I hear that. I'm over it, too.

To be fair, we used to come in here guns blazing, usually whenever the Sanc took a sh!t, just to fock with people. In retrospect that was kinda dickish. Funny, but dickish. 

Funny if you’re 12

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8 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

He said if we had 10 stacy abrams we could rule the world...

 

I think he meant “encircle”.  :unsure: 

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Joe Biden is like my cack.

Leans a bit to the left and nobody’s first choice. :( 

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16 minutes ago, MDC said:

Joe Biden is like my cack.

Leans a bit to the left and nobody’s first choice. :( 

I didn't vote for him in the primaries.

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1 hour ago, Rusty Syringes said:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/12/21/barr-no-reason-special-counsels-hunter-biden-election-fraud/3991548001/

AG Barr says no need for special counsel to investigate Hunter Biden, election fraud.

Another nail in the Clownzo political coffin!

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no need for special counsel because its right there in plain sight for someone normal to do the job

 

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17 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

no need for special counsel because its right there in plain sight for someone normal to do the job

 

There is no widespread election fraud. I'm sure there is small, isolated fraud in presidential elections, but there hasn't been a shred of real evidence to support the kind of widespread fraud that Clownzo is claiming.

As for Hunter Biden, if he did something wrong, he needs to face charges. 

It's more realistic for Clownzo to face charges for his tax and fund-raising shenanigans. 

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5 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

There is no widespread election fraud. I'm sure there is small, isolated fraud in presidential elections, but there hasn't been a shred of real evidence to support the kind of widespread fraud that Clownzo is claiming.

As for Hunter Biden, if he did something wrong, he needs to face charges. 

It's more realistic for Clownzo to face charges for his tax and fund-raising shenanigans. 

please show me where tax fraud regarding Trump has ever been charged, I have faced audits for 10 years, they mean nothing, they go over your taxes, you pay what you owe, done and done

widespread, theres that stupid word

 

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6 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

There is no widespread election fraud. I'm sure there is small, isolated fraud in presidential elections, but there hasn't been a shred of real evidence to support the kind of widespread fraud that Clownzo is claiming.

As for Hunter Biden, if he did something wrong, he needs to face charges. 

It's more realistic for Clownzo to face charges for his tax and fund-raising shenanigans. 

More proof that the liberals are ill informed idiots.

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